Thread: Thought I'd share this...
11-16-2003, 10:53 AM #1
Thought I'd share this...
A guy at the gym asked me how I could tell if someone is on the juice - I answered him and another guy (listening in) almost pissed himself laughing, so I thought I'd post it here for your entertainment (and for you to improve on it - add to it...).
How to tell a guy is on juice at the gym...
His face looks like he just got caught jacking off in the library (flush).
He looks like he got shot with BBs (from a BB gun) all over (pimples).
He has hair growing off his shoulders or knee caps.
He's walking around with a boner.
He smells like alcohol swabs.
He's the one yelling 'hey dude, can you sit on this stack while I lift it?'
He may look like his water is about to break.
[For those who look...] He's the guy in the shower whos balls haven't dropped.
... you got anything to add?
11-16-2003, 12:25 PM #2
Yeah. Stop looking at my balls. Hehe.
11-16-2003, 12:45 PM #3
When he gets of the bench there is a oily film not sweat.
He's the won tring to pick up any chick at the gym.......even little ol ladies.
Wants to stomp your ass for asking him to spot you.
Got the whole pin cushion look going.
and stop looking at nutz in the shower........u perv
11-16-2003, 12:56 PM #4Originally Posted by bornbad71
11-16-2003, 12:59 PM #5Originally Posted by bornbad71
11-16-2003, 02:15 PM #6
he's the guy that limps on a different leg each week
11-16-2003, 03:06 PM #7Originally Posted by roch
11-18-2003, 01:51 PM #8
This reminds me of a group of kids around my age that come to my gym. There are 3 of them. My brother and I nicknamed them "Team D-bol" All they do is bench press. They do like 20 sets each for only like 5 reps and they do them so wrong. Wide ass grip, only come down like 2 inches, put 315lbs on it and get all excited about it. I talked to one of them before and he admitted to cycling before, but he looks like sh*t.
Team D-bol is very entertaining.
11-18-2003, 01:59 PM #9
Yeah, I heard some loud grunting going on one day, and I looked over at it was someone using 15# DBs. They just thought the grunts made them look/sound like a 'real' BBer.
11-18-2003, 03:45 PM #10
You know a bro is on juice at the gym when you see him walking around at 6am at the gym with the dart still sticking out of his delt or quad 'cause he was still sleeping when he poked himself...
11-18-2003, 04:26 PM #11
11-18-2003, 04:31 PM #12
... balls havnt dropped..
11-18-2003, 05:26 PM #13Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 05:30 PM #14Originally Posted by chrisAdams
11-18-2003, 05:32 PM #15Originally Posted by mass junkie
11-18-2003, 05:58 PM #16Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 06:02 PM #17Originally Posted by mass junkie
11-18-2003, 06:04 PM #18
He's the one who always looks like he just woke up
He loses his breathe after saying "Hi" to you
He holds the railing while climbing stairs and complains about 'Shin Splints"
The hair on the back of his head has magically connected with his Go-Tee
He always looks so serious when he's lifting (I know I do)
He looks twice as large AFTER he works out then when he walked in
He had to change his shirt halfway through his workout due to either excessive: 1) tightness or 2) sweating
He's cut himself shaving one week ago....and it's still bleeding
He's the guy molesting himself underneath that big ass sweater just so he can feel the 'Pump'
11-18-2003, 06:04 PM #19Originally Posted by bornbad71
11-18-2003, 06:05 PM #20Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
11-18-2003, 06:05 PM #21Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 06:06 PM #22
I know its hard to see straight after...
11-18-2003, 06:07 PM #23Originally Posted by bornbad71
11-18-2003, 06:07 PM #24Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
11-18-2003, 06:08 PM #25Originally Posted by mass junkie
11-18-2003, 06:10 PM #26Originally Posted by mass junkie
Last edited by bornbad71; 11-18-2003 at 06:13 PM.
11-18-2003, 06:12 PM #27Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 06:14 PM #28Originally Posted by bornbad71
11-18-2003, 06:15 PM #29
He's the guy who came into the gym clean shaven, and left with a stubble
You hear him constantly complains about how much the pump hurts, but has a huge smile about it
He's the guy who becomes the spokesperson for 'Creatine', ie... "Steroids ? Nah man...Creatine bro."
He's the guy who all the sudden the girls are talking about (pheromes bro, I swear they have an effect)
He's the guy who frowns when someone mentions "Clomid"
He's the guy who accidentally bumps his nuts into a machine, and isn't phased
He's the guy who keeps on bumping into shit, because he's still getting used to his new body
He's the guy who has to kick himself up from the flat bench because he's too heavy to sit up normally.
He's the guy who doesn't give a shit about a haircut anymore, he's saving up for his next cycle
He's the guy who grabs his nipples in the middle of a workout, then runs to the bathroom with his fanny pack full of "Creatine" (nolva for them bitch titties)
I got more...lemme think...
11-18-2003, 06:17 PM #30
He's the guy he weights 220lbs+ and complains about being too 'Small'
He's the guy benching 275lbs and looks disappointed that he only got 12 reps...then looks like he's gonna cry about how weak he is.
11-18-2003, 06:19 PM #31
One more before I hit the gym!
He's the guy who equates 1 Cup of Water as 250cc's...and after saying that, thinks of the joy of having 250cc's of Test Injected into him...
I know you guys are thinking about it now.
11-18-2003, 06:20 PM #32Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 06:22 PM #33Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
11-18-2003, 06:31 PM #34Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
11-18-2003, 06:33 PM #35
hehe I dont care how much test you take Mass.. I dont think any women is ever going to find you attractive.. sorry
11-18-2003, 09:20 PM #36Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
HEY!!!! I resemble that remark!!!
11-18-2003, 09:22 PM #37Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 09:24 PM #38
that wasnt my wife... you idiot.. that was a poster I had over a cheese grater.... how'd it feel.. or are you used to em rough!!!
11-18-2003, 09:26 PM #39Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-18-2003, 09:28 PM #40
musta been the loss of blood... hehe makes you start hearing things.. damn you do weird stuff on test.. humpin cheese graters and stuff!!
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