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    You might be a bodybuilder if?

    I was just listening to Jeff Foxworthy on comedy central and I think he has the right idea, but who cares about rednecks.

    You might be a bodybuilder if?

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    You might be a bodybuilder if you know atleast 6 different methods for getting away with farting in public.

    Protein alway makes the worst smelling ones.

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    You might be a BB if half your meals come from a blender

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    U might be a bb'er if

    .......u walk around with a needles hanging out your ass, quad, tricep, and traps, all at the same time.


    ........if u have an IV drip filled with test and deca .


    ........if your nickname is "pincushion".


    .........if u refer to everything in cc's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    U might be a bb'er if

    .......u walk around with a needles hanging out your ass, quad, tricep, and traps, all at the same time.


    ........if u have an IV drip filled with test and deca .


    ........if your nickname is "pincushion".


    .........if u refer to everything in cc's.
    What the hell do I know............I'm a fuckin REDNECK

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    You might be a BB if you show up at the gym with a bucket on leg day

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    Might be a bodybuilder if after walking 6 blocks your legs get chaff marks...

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    Your grocery bill is more than your rent.

    You can't go on vacation without figuring where you're gonna work out first.

    You have All Sports Nutrition on speed dial.

    You actually look forward to Monday, cause hey it's chest day.

    You bring 5 meals to work when you work from noon to 10pm. Then you eat another when you get home.

    A fifteen egg white omelet seems perfectly rational.

    If you get cut you bleed whey protein.

    Well, that's all I got. Mark

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    you might be a bb if you, graduated from vicadins to nubain

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    You might be a bb'er if you...

    ...Do a bunch of things that are unhealthy so that you can "look" healthy... or at least think you do.

    ...You're always pissed at how little protein content there is on the average restuarant menu.

    ...You do things in front of the mirror that would be considered gay by most.

    ...You can't understand how scrawny, unfit people can live with themselves.

    ...You're significant other is always getting pissed cuz you keep using up her nair.



    Nixter.

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    You might be a bodybuilder if..

    ..You use a false grip on the steering wheel

    ...You get up twice during a movie at a movie theatre, once to eat and another to piss

    ...You absolutely hate going to resturants

    ...You know more about steroids then your doctor

    ...You eat cold salmon and rice at work

    ...You're dead serious all day once a week, leg day

    ...No standard tuxedo fits you

    ...People can't watch you eat your meals because they are so bland and disgusting

    That's all I can think of. Nice ones Mark and Nixter.

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    Amen about the tuxedo. I'm not that big and I find it difficult to get a proper fitting tux. Mark

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    You might be a bodybuilder if...

    ...you know the protein content of every food that exists (~30-35g per can of tuna?)

    ...you look forward to making yourself nauseous in the squat rack

    ...you put "sleep - 8hrs" as part of your "To Do" list

    ...you pay your gym membership before your electricity bill (hey, if it's cold, you'll shivver and burn more calories )

    ...you set your alarm for 3am just to get some protein

    ...the people at AllSportsNutrition (or other company) know you by first name

    ...you carry a cooler with you EVERYWHERE

    ...you put hot sauce on everything (because chicken and rice is incredibly bland w/o it)

    I'll work on more later...it's time to eat!

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    When you pull the needle out of your ass, you push the plunger down and think about licking the very last drop of gear so none is wasted..


    (come on now, I'm not the only one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    When you pull the needle out of your ass, you push the plunger down and think about licking the very last drop of gear so none is wasted..


    (come on now, I'm not the only one)

    I can honestly say that Ive never considered this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nevaenuf
    I can honestly say that Ive never considered this.
    yea BLT...i think you're on your own on this one

    ...although now that you mention it...i'll probably think about it

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    I guess I am just one sick bastard!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    I guess I am just one sick bastard!!!!
    maybe so but i guarantee this: next time one of us injects...we're going to think about it, just because of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    maybe so but i guarantee this: next time one of us injects...we're going to think about it, just because of you
    Well, I hope everyone can think as twisted as I.

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    You might be a BB if;

    Your kid’s science project is a mobile of the solar system …………….made with empty protein canisters.

    You've learned how to count in at least three different languages just to hear something different.

    While riding the subway you use the straps for chin-ups to get a quick lat burn on the way home.

    All Sport’s CALLS YOU because they didn't hear from you this week.

    Your co-worker says he can't get that report to you in time and you slap him across the face and yell "yes you can!" to help motivate him.

    When you get laid off they ask the National Guard to escort you out of the building instead of the regular security guard.

    Your gym locker has more stuff in it than everyone else in the gym...................combined.

    You fart in the locker room and the skinny guy behind you passes out…………..and your workout partner comments that you need just a little more protein.

    You get Thank You letters all the time from chicken farms.

    Star-Kist Tuna announces that their newest boat will be named in your honor…………in fact you pretty much bought it for them!

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    lol @ the science project Jugg!! I'm going to have to remember that

    ...if you spend more money on gym clothes than regular ones

    ...people complain that you're always eating...yet you know that you should be eating more

    ...you get excited in your physiology class because they're discussing the HTPA and the production of steroid hormones (this morning was GREAT!!)

    ...you impress your teacher by already understanding the mechanism of GH and it's effects in the body ()

    ...you barely passed all your math classes, but you could (at any given time) calculate the half-life of a given AS in the body...

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    I got nothin

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    ...people complain that you're always eating...yet you know that you should be eating more...


    Guilty.

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    You might be a bodybuilder if you go through 10 cartons of eggs in a week...

    My mom is amazed by this one, she always tells me "watch your cholesterol, and dont get fat" LoL

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    When you lay awake at night and smear red lipstick on your ears while listening to Boy George and rubbing your genitals with peanut butter- even if you don't have a dog anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    When you lay awake at night and smear red lipstick on your ears while listening to Boy George and rubbing your genitals with peanut butter- even if you don't have a dog anymore.
    hahahahahahahaha..................you sick, sick man! hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    When you lay awake at night and smear red lipstick on your ears while listening to Boy George and rubbing your genitals with peanut butter- even if you don't have a dog anymore.
    rofl...somehow...i get the feeling that nathan has somehow possessed Rambo...or maybe it's the 'nanner




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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    When you lay awake at night and smear red lipstick on your ears while listening to Boy George and rubbing your genitals with peanut butter- even if you don't have a dog anymore.

    I think that you and buylongterm should be hanging together.

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    Im guilty of all of the above... except the peanut butter ball licking thing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Im guilty of all of the above... except the peanut butter ball licking thing..

    Hmmm, then why have you been asking around on other boards for some peanut butter? Is there something your not telling us????

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    Or it you line up all your gear and just stare at for hours with a big smile on your face.

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    well shit.. im out than..

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    When you pull the needle out of your ass, you push the plunger down and think about licking the very last drop of gear so none is wasted..


    (come on now, I'm not the only one)
    Def done that with winstrol ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    When you lay awake at night and smear red lipstick on your ears while listening to Boy George and rubbing your genitals with peanut butter- even if you don't have a dog anymore.
    *on the floor LMAO....that is too fuckin funny!

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    You randomly hi-jack a good thread. Oh wait you said bodybuilder, not post whore. Mark

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    Actually I read one of these before at some other board. It started as BBer's makin a list " you might be a PLer if..." and then the PLers came back with "You might be a BBer if..", anyways if i think of it i'll post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfenske
    You randomly hi-jack a good thread. Oh wait you said bodybuilder, not post whore. Mark
    This pissed me off. Would you like to check my stats? I'm sure that my 1.2 posts a day qualifies me as a post whore. Furthermore, we already have a thread like this on this board, so it's not as if we are losing something here. It was posted before you even joined, I believe. I might be in a bad mood, but I don't care, I'm taking this as a flame. So keep your comments to yourself. And we can see your handle bye the way, there's no need to end every thread with it.

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    hehe dont mess with Rambo today... well anyone else anyway... Ill continue to give him shit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    hehe dont mess with Rambo today... well anyone else anyway... Ill continue to give him shit....
    ........I can't mess with Rambo today..........ok will have to wait until tomorrow.

    Rambo Don't get pissed.... some bros just don't understand how the lounge is.....everything is laid back in the lounge.....sometimes it does seem u have to be very serious in other threads......which in most u should...put here is where we pick and have fun........kinda keeps us sane..........well I think I'm sane......or am I insane......whichever doesn't matter.

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    Posted by rambo - Today at 08:02 PM
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    Originally Posted by mfenske
    You randomly hi-jack a good thread. Oh wait you said bodybuilder, not post whore. Mark
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    This pissed me off. Would you like to check my stats? I'm sure that my 1.2 posts a day qualifies me as a post whore. Furthermore, we already have a thread like this on this board, so it's not as if we are losing something here. It was posted before you even joined, I believe. I might be in a bad mood, but I don't care, I'm taking this as a flame. So keep your comments to yourself. And we can see your handle bye the way, there's no need to end every thread with it.
    Wow dude! I guess your reply kinda floored me. I wasn't trying to single you or anyone else out. I thought it was funny. Guess I should have added a smiley. How do I change my thread handle? If you mean the part where I put my name I just do that so everyone knows who I am. I've got nothing to hide so I did everyone the courtesy of using my name. Again, not meant to flame or annoy just adding my own brand of humor.

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