Thread: Mister penis requests a raise
11-17-2003, 10:39 PM #1
Mister penis requests a raise
I got this from a chick i know, its kinda long but still funny......enjoy.
Subject: A Raise
>Penis requesting a Raise
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge head first into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> Dear Penis,
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective clothing.
> You will retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
> the assigned task.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
> The Management
11-17-2003, 10:42 PM #2
There is only one possible reply to this...
I dont think I like you anymore...
You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis, i dont like you anymore.
It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by...
Now it seems that things have changed and I think you are the one to blame dear penis, I dont like you anymore.
AND HE SINGS
I dont think I like you anymore.
cuz when you get to drinkin, ya put me places Ive never been before
dear rodney, i dont like you anymore.
Why cant we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
come to terms with truely how we fell
If we put our heads together, we'll just stay home forever dear penis, I think i like you after all.
Oh and rodney while your shavin shave my balls
11-17-2003, 10:46 PM #3
11-17-2003, 11:13 PM #4
11-17-2003, 11:25 PM #5Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
That dude is funny as hell.
11-17-2003, 11:36 PM #6
... red start a dam Joke Thread and spill the beans...
11-17-2003, 11:48 PM #7
great post hitman. thats some funny shit.
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