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    Talking Mister penis requests a raise

    I got this from a chick i know, its kinda long but still funny......enjoy.



    Subject: A Raise
    >
    >
    >Penis requesting a Raise
    >
    > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    >reasons:
    >
    > I do physical labor.
    > I work at great depths.
    > I plunge head first into everything I do.
    > I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    > I work in a damp environment.
    > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    > I work in high temperatures.
    > My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
    >
    >
    > Dear Penis,
    >
    > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    > raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
    > reasons:
    >
    > You do not work 8 hours straight.
    > You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    > You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
    > order to start working.
    > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
    > the correct protective clothing.
    > You will retire well before you are 65.
    > You are unable to work double shifts.
    > You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
    > the assigned task.
    > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
    > exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    > The Management

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    There is only one possible reply to this...

    Rodney Carrington's
    Dear Penis

    Dear Penis,
    I dont think I like you anymore...
    You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor
    Oh dear penis, i dont like you anymore.

    It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
    thats all we needed to get by...
    Now it seems that things have changed and I think you are the one to blame dear penis, I dont like you anymore.

    AND HE SINGS

    Dear Rodney.
    I dont think I like you anymore.
    cuz when you get to drinkin, ya put me places Ive never been before
    dear rodney, i dont like you anymore.

    Why cant we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
    come to terms with truely how we fell

    If we put our heads together, we'll just stay home forever dear penis, I think i like you after all.

    Oh and rodney while your shavin shave my balls


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    Lmaooooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    There is only one possible reply to this...

    Rodney Carrington's
    Dear Penis

    Dear Penis,
    I dont think I like you anymore...
    You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor
    Oh dear penis, i dont like you anymore.

    It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
    thats all we needed to get by...
    Now it seems that things have changed and I think you are the one to blame dear penis, I dont like you anymore.

    AND HE SINGS

    Dear Rodney.
    I dont think I like you anymore.
    cuz when you get to drinkin, ya put me places Ive never been before
    dear rodney, i dont like you anymore.

    Why cant we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
    come to terms with truely how we fell

    If we put our heads together, we'll just stay home forever dear penis, I think i like you after all.

    Oh and rodney while your shavin shave my balls


    That dude is funny as hell.

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    ... red start a dam Joke Thread and spill the beans...

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    great post hitman. thats some funny shit.

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