11-19-2003, 10:07 PM #1
Pick Up Lines (Warning, may be offensive)
Okay, these are pretty funny, but if MODS think they are offensive to any members, specially female members, please delete it. It's all in just good old humor that's all. I've seen worse in the Lounge, so I figured it's not THAT bad.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the
back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up
Man: Do you want to dance?
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
11-19-2003, 10:13 PM #2
That is hilarious...im crying over here....good post bro...
11-19-2003, 10:17 PM #3
11-19-2003, 10:21 PM #4
i like the last one
imma use that one before i leave the club
11-19-2003, 10:25 PM #5Senior Member
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11-19-2003, 10:26 PM #6
11-19-2003, 10:29 PM #7
lol, that funny shit. Foob you been having problems in the club
11-19-2003, 10:31 PM #8
hehe I thought you were innocent terinox?? use those line on that girl in the gym!!
11-19-2003, 10:36 PM #9
haha i used the fat pants one befor .. lol the girl got pissed and tryed to slap me and fell over lol drunk bitch
11-19-2003, 10:38 PM #10Originally Posted by bigol'legs
I wouldn't dare bro, my balls aren't that big. But who knows, when I do run into her, and she's mean, I just might
11-19-2003, 10:47 PM #11
ya hehe if she shocks you... shock her!!
11-19-2003, 10:57 PM #12Junior Member
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haha those are hilarious
ive heard the fat pants one though
11-19-2003, 11:07 PM #13
Nice post Terinox...cheered me uo afterall the termoil in the lounge tonight,my bp just dropped rather well....Thanks
11-19-2003, 11:08 PM #14Originally Posted by Da Bull
11-19-2003, 11:09 PM #15Originally Posted by mass junkie
11-19-2003, 11:10 PM #16
ya what you 2 pissed about??? hehe bull I seen you got pretty snippy with BG
11-19-2003, 11:11 PM #17Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-19-2003, 11:13 PM #18Originally Posted by bigol'legs
11-19-2003, 11:14 PM #19
hehe ya.. im in the dark here guys...
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