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    I'd better start making an effort to not appear bored around my girlfriend

    It's getting painfully obvious I'm officially disinterested. In my defense though, she's been busy with two jobs and school and so I hardly ever see her and plus she has an infection in her vag or something, and so just got surgery for it and so can't have sex. I don't entirely know what the score is there since I wasn't really paying attention when she was telling me about it. Anyways, so I've been fine with not seeing her more or less since I just do my usual thing when she isn't around and if there's someone interested in me who is pretty with big tits then they're fair game. Anyways, this no sex thing is pretty ****ing boring if you ask me and thus I find myself lacking the desire to be around her for overly long. She just drove me home from work and while talking in front of my house I tried to leave like four times WHILE she was talking about how I looked disenterested the other night at a party we were at. She also went on and on about her day tomorow and who knows what the **** else and at the end of she asked me what I would be doing on the morrow to which I quickly replied, "Nothing. I should go." I'm so ****ing smooth it's disgusting.

    At this most crucial of junctures I would like to remind my readers that I am completely and totally baked and thus upon re-reading this tirade I have realized that it's primary ingredient is gibberrish, yet I am too consumed by sloth to move so much as a finger towards rectifying it.

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    awww.... we missed you Nathan

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    awww.... we missed you Nathan

    I'm actually very sensitive, passionate and loyal normally. This is just a small bump on an otherwise smooth road. Trust me. Seriously though, if she were around more I'd be more devoted. I'm a good person I swear.

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    long time no see man.
    Sounds like you have a tough situation on your hands.

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    ah disinterest and boredom.... the trap to which all relationship fall into.

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    I personally think its worse staying with her out of pitty, she will suffer more than if you talk to her and let her know how you are feeling.. but thats just me

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    That sucks bro...I hate it when **** like that happens, it usually leads to a breakup. But if you're a good person like you say and all, you won't have trouble finding another girl if it gets broken up.

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    i feel your pain nathan

    i actually am being to hate my gf. i mean loathe her, sorry, but she's too ****ing hot to ditch. i don't want anyone else to have her so i have to keep ****ing her and paying for ****.isn't this a bitch?!**** i hate my life for this.....

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    Being serious, do you get any oral at least??

    What about anal to try different things? Being bored in a relationship is the worst thing that can happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i actually am being to hate my gf. i mean loathe her, sorry, but she's too ****ing hot to ditch. i don't want anyone else to have her so i have to keep ****ing her and paying for ****.isn't this a bitch?!**** i hate my life for this.....
    lol. I almost fel the same way. I'd be dumb to burn this bridge.

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    whats wrong with her vag?

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    lmao...the biggest run-on sentence....it was very nice though....haha...good luck nate

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    LOL @ Peter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Rush
    whats wrong with her vag?
    Location: I have a huge phallus. I just want children everywhere to know that.

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