Thread: I see you Nathan.
12-03-2003, 03:05 AM #1
I see you Nathan.
Me and you, right now, let's do this.
12-03-2003, 03:12 AM #2
Often times I wish that my testicles would swell to the size of beach balls. If this were the case I would walk around the beach, testicles cupped in hand, swinging to and fro. I would be sure to overinflate them at times, so that I could bang them like a Swahili drum. The hollow sounds of testicle thumping have never ceased to amaze me.
Last edited by rambo; 12-03-2003 at 03:21 AM.
12-03-2003, 03:47 AM #3Member
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We should change our currency to hotdogs. Then, you could have hotdogs anytime you wanted. 20 hotdogs would equal roughly a nickel. I'm not too sure, depending on the strength of the Yen. RR
12-03-2003, 04:01 AM #4
I often wonder about the buoyancy of feces. I have a habit of taking dumps in people's sinks, and then piling pennies on top, to attempt to make a feces ferry. When these people ask me why I took a dump in their respective sinks, I simply tell them that I had mistaken their sink for the chest of a 10 year old German farmboy.
12-03-2003, 04:04 AM #5AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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dang - Nathan usually posts like that only when he is totally messed up on goodness knows what - at least he has the excuse that he is only that way when he is high
12-03-2003, 04:07 AM #6
We don't all have the luxury of sanity. This is why when I travel on airplanes I masturbate to the in flight movie, regardless of what is playing. I spent 17 hours from Beijing to Cincinnati vigorously rubbing one out to Finding Nemo. The stripes of that clown fish never looked so much like the pubic hair of a male Silverback gorilla.
12-03-2003, 11:45 AM #7
by: redrock and rambo
12-03-2003, 11:55 AM #8
OMG.....you guys are hilarious......
12-03-2003, 12:21 PM #9
this is why i post in the lounge...priceless
12-03-2003, 12:22 PM #10Originally Posted by CYCLEON
12-03-2003, 03:55 PM #11
hey male silver back gorilla... hmmm im gonna check to see if your on IBB...
12-12-2003, 01:08 AM #12
Did any of you just accidentally blow your load all over your shag carpeting? No? So shut up then because we have a winner.
<----------------------- This guy.
12-12-2003, 07:53 AM #13Originally Posted by Nathan
12-12-2003, 08:15 AM #14
I love the lounge...This place is hilarious.
12-12-2003, 09:57 AM #15
i dont have shag carpeting so i just shag the carpet. i have a couple different colors depending on the mood. i mean the living room carpet is smooth and tan and just feels like silk. but the bedroom! watchout because that is some of the wildest softest carpet you could ever imagine caressing with your phallic insufficiencies
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