I hear partyboy is been porking one.
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I hear partyboy is been porking one.
****...my girl is cheating on me w/ him?
so? hes like mikey - he'll eat anything :wg:
i guess thats good....i couldnt afford to feed her anyways...when we'd go out.i would have to let her order first so that i knew how much $ i had left to eat on.
tell him thanks for me..
Hey fat chicks can be reeeeal appreciative.... :elephant:
OG
yea, big girls need love too! :banana:
Yeah, love and pie.
if they're so great....
then im gonna let yall take one for the team....cause if they're not happy they'll eat all the hotties.....
no truer words have ever been spoken.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
partyboy has no love for the calorically challenged!!!!!**** you to hell for this vicious rumor!!!she blew me.there was never any penetration involved.ok, well i stuck my finger in her butt.****, i mean no!!i never ****ed any fat chick!!!!bastards!!!
I'm so disappointed. At least tell me you made oinking noises at her when you threw her out.
i jammed my tongue down her throat, told her i loved the way she jiggled, and gave her a pork roll sandwich for the drive home.i'm a giver
I love big women.......... :D
Beware the slippery slope. This time it's a pork roll sandwich, next time it could be some real lovin. Also, the proper way to handle such an incedident is to play dumb and prenend yuor accuser, rambo, is mentally unstable and has you mixed up with another person.Quote:
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
**** skippy!! I am going to catch hell for this but I kinda like a girl with some meat on her bones. Not excess of course! I don't find skinny women attractive at all. Something about a beefy butt and smooth legs that makes my mouth water!! OK now I have said too much! I wouldn't lie to my fellow ironheads!! :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Ok now that is simply f'ing gay!! What is this board coming to when they censor the word d_a_m_n!! <--- I'm serious!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mammoth
I'm with you on the big 'ol butts. Unless you're that American Idol chick, Kelly Clarkson, Big Butt=Big Boobs=Happy Duct Tape!!
Hey!!! Fat chicks need love too! But they gotta pay! (Quagmire)
Giggidy-giggidy-yeah!
Red
You KNOW you'd hit this!!
Edit: Just read the rules. Sorry!
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Originally Posted by Duct Tape
Holly big ars....Id hit it...hehehe :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Duct Tape
OG
dam that pic doesnt even look real its so big....
I'd tear that big money maker up!!!
She'd be skinny when I got done with her! :D
BTW-- I am surprised that picture is still up!! not that I am complaining. I happen to like it!
Is it a violation of board rules? I better go read the rules to avoid yet another banning!Quote:
Originally Posted by mammoth
i agree 100%...i like em tall also. too bad i'm short AND skinny...=(Quote:
Originally Posted by mammoth
-- clocky
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Originally Posted by Duct Tape
Why. Did we ban you previously? :)
Hey no hell from me on that one... I'm the same! I like women with meat on their bones, not that nasty gross starving ethiopian supermodel look. That makes me gag!Quote:
Originally Posted by mammoth
No far porkers of course, but as my favorite Rodney Carrington tune goes "I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends, not too fat, not too skinny, just enough to make me grin!"
:banana:
Red
Cant do one with the cellulite dimples...or if their Azz is wider than their shoulders. I live a bubble butt, but I aint down the "Badonka-donk Butt"..I'll leave those gals for the brothers.
Badonka-donk...classic lol RRQuote:
Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
There is a certain site (not this one) that doesn't care to post the truth, nor does it care to tolerate those that post the truth for them. Nuff Said.Quote:
Originally Posted by bermich
not sure what that is about - but no we do not allow porn here - truth on the other hand is acceptable (but let us know about it so we know its true ;) )
myself, while I like them toned - I would FAR prefer a girl to be 10 lbs over ideal than 10 lbs under - and frankly that goes for 20lbs too - stick chicks just arent my thing
D A M N patryboy I was just looking up to you. after your other post about getting no love and being so studly. I can't believe you have resorted to plump women to make your self feal better. say it aint so! say it aint so!
Fat girls are like mopeds, their fun to ride but dont get caught riding one.
i would never let you guys down by banging Tons of Fun!!!!!i'm keeping it real for my AR boys and that means real skinny!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mart651
My wife is 5 months pregnat and not so skinny anymore,so I am living through you studs. keep me postedQuote:
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
I hope it's not my mom that he's nailin.