Rippin Ass At Work...

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I just ripped a total protein fart at work and cleared the ****in area out...

Good thing they don't know it's me... I acted disgusted like everyone else.... haha

Guess that 350 - 400 grams of protein a day don't help...LMAO

I got to do that stuff all the time. We call it crop dusting. I am a waiter so as I am walking through the tables I let em ease out all the way down the isle. By the time it hits em, I am long gone. HaHa.

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Originally Posted by BluEyedClubr

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I just ripped a total protein fart at work and cleared the ****in area out...

Good thing they don't know it's me... I acted disgusted like everyone else.... haha

Guess that 350 - 400 grams of protein a day don't help...LMAO

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****, Ralph...........you eat so healthy..........thats alot of protein everyday..........i guess i need to be getting more myself............

we hired this marketing firm to do some work for our gym.she's in my office setting up her **** and i walked in.now i didn't knwo it was coming , but holy mother of god i tore some **** that had my prostate's eyes watering!!i eased my way out of there and of course she knew it was me. i could have **** on her forehead and it would have been less offensive

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

we hired this marketing firm to do some work for our gym.she's in my office setting up her **** and i walked in.now i didn't knwo it was coming , but holy mother of god i tore some **** that had my prostate's eyes watering!!i eased my way out of there and of course she knew it was me. i could have **** on her forehead and it would have been less offensive

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awesome partyboy

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

we hired this marketing firm to do some work for our gym.she's in my office setting up her **** and i walked in.now i didn't knwo it was coming , but holy mother of god i tore some **** that had my prostate's eyes watering!!i eased my way out of there and of course she knew it was me. i could have **** on her forehead and it would have been less offensive

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I just got choked on my sandwich
funny ****

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

we hired this marketing firm to do some work for our gym.she's in my office setting up her **** and i walked in.now i didn't knwo it was coming , but holy mother of god i tore some **** that had my prostate's eyes watering!!i eased my way out of there and of course she knew it was me. i could have **** on her forehead and it would have been less offensive

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****, you crack me up!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!

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Originally Posted by Danielle

****, Ralph...........you eat so healthy..........thats alot of protein everyday..........i guess i need to be getting more myself............

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Danielle... with the way yer body looks don't worry.... you got it right ;)

OMG.... i gotta tell u somethin funny bout that food we got at Applebee's that one time... lmao... yer gonna laugh.... but for some reason it just posted to my bank statement... how ****in weird is that? LMAO

It says.... 5/31 - Applebee's..... etc.... and it posted TODAY...

WTF? haha

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

we hired this marketing firm to do some work for our gym.she's in my office setting up her **** and i walked in.now i didn't knwo it was coming , but holy mother of god i tore some **** that had my prostate's eyes watering!!i eased my way out of there and of course she knew it was me. i could have **** on her forehead and it would have been less offensive

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Classic!! dam that's funny!! :lol:

I got so bad on my last cycle the guy that shares my office asked our boss if he could work from home!! :D

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Originally Posted by BluEyedClubr

Danielle... with the way yer body looks don't worry.... you got it right ;)

OMG.... i gotta tell u somethin funny bout that food we got at Applebee's that one time... lmao... yer gonna laugh.... but for some reason it just posted to my bank statement... how ****in weird is that? LMAO

It says.... 5/31 - Applebee's..... etc.... and it posted TODAY...

WTF? haha

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awwwwwwww.........****, May it was??!..............7 months ago ****.....