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12-09-2003, 09:10 AM #1
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Mass Junkie Should Be BANNED!!!!!!!
It is in my humble opinion that this board should take immediate action to remove Mass Junkie from our board due to the malicious statements he has so despicably thrust towards, me, Rambo, the upstanding and righteous AR member who you've all come to love, adore, and most importantly, fear. Here is just one example of the Private Messages I recieve each day as I log on to my favorite website, Anabolic Review...
"Rambo,
I hope you die. Not only do I hope that you die, but I hope that you perish a painful and elongated death. I would scoop your brains out with an ice cream baller and hand them to your weeping mother. I would then disembowel you, but not before defecating down your throat. You would be kept alive in order to experience the extreme suffering that you will hopefully be undergoing. In order to ensure maximum pain, I have raised a breed of squirrels that have a high affinity for testicles, which I will release to your exposed flesh. As they violenty nibble at your scrotum, I will dance merrily upon your placated organs, squirming in delight as you wail in agony.
Have a horrible day, you worthless piece of ****.
Mass Junkie"
Recieved Tue, Dec 9, 2003, HST
As you can all see, I am deeply troubled and somewhat disturbed. I hope that the Board takes swift and just action, as this man is obviously a danger to himself, and others.Last edited by rambo; 12-09-2003 at 09:48 AM.
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12-09-2003, 09:12 AM #2
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now why would we want to ban such an eloquent member?
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12-09-2003, 09:13 AM #3
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh c'mon... that looks like just another typical love letter. Mass just "really" likes you but has yet to come to terms with his new found feelings.
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12-09-2003, 09:14 AM #4
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every time i respond to mass, he responds with stars and a couple of words. I don't understand why he treats me so bad. Maybe rambo has a point.
Please mass be nice to me.
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12-09-2003, 09:27 AM #5
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Did i miss somthing?
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12-09-2003, 09:37 AM #6
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Rambo...i think we all know that you typed that alleged PM...you're giving mass way too much credit for typing that eloquently
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12-09-2003, 09:41 AM #7
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100 points for cb25......it woulda took me like 3 days to type up something that nice looking...
Originally Posted by cb25
Rambo...i think we all know that you typed that alleged PM...you're giving mass way too much credit for typing that eloquently
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12-09-2003, 09:43 AM #8
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That's what he WANTS you to think! He DOES spend that much time, I swear every day it's something new and handcrafted, he bleeds over these things! How can you converse with this...this...MONSTER?
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12-09-2003, 09:50 AM #9
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aaweee come one Bros, he is just a big lug looking for love!!! He needs to be nurtured and....geez is that soppy...
It is ok rambo, all he wants is your approval that he is accepted...LMAO
sorry mass, I couldn't possibly pass this one up!!
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12-09-2003, 09:51 AM #10
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I can't get past the part where you refer to yourself as "Righteous"
But I won't stand (ok, sit) here and let you start this anti MJ movement... both of you guys provide hours of entertainment to my otherwise bleak existence. so shake hands, or kiss, or rub butt cheeks or whatever you have to do to settle this petty feud and lets get back to the important stuff... like womens boobers!!
Last edited by ripped4fsu; 12-09-2003 at 09:57 AM.
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12-09-2003, 09:52 AM #11
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it is the insecurities in life that make us strive to be accepted by our fellow man...ha ha ha ha
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12-09-2003, 09:59 AM #12
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after a little thought(and mass p.m. me with threats) I think Rambo has been very rude and maybe we should review some of his post.
Sorry Rambo but I have to protect myself first.
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12-09-2003, 10:05 AM #13
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you mean MJ didn't write that! i knew the lack of stars was fishy
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12-09-2003, 10:08 AM #14
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It's a fake! He barely cursed in it! WTF is that! If he did then I'm very disapointed in the lack of *'s in that message! Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
you mean MJ didn't write that! i knew the lack of stars was fishy
SID
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12-09-2003, 10:09 AM #15
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You see? I'm not the only one being threatened. He is an evil genius! Mass Junkie was banned from MENSA after he submitted the following test question suggestion for the yearly review... Originally Posted by mart651
"The proper way(s) to clean blood, feces, and smegma out of curtains:
A. Sodium hydroxide with Benzolene
B. A dimethyl ether of stereoentiosemeric ALC
C. Beta-3 Vita solution with an In-vivo matrix acrelymide
D. A and B
E. A, B, C
F. A and C, but only if contents contained intronic portions of recombinant RNA"
And in his letter to the supervising board members of MENSA he included the following statement:
"*** ***** **** **** **** **** but **** turtle ******* *** **** **** mushroom, **** ****, *****, to you and your family, ****head."
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12-09-2003, 10:12 AM #16
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That was part of the p.m. he sent me but he reffered to my blood. Originally Posted by rambo
Oh s h i t I was j/king mass
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12-09-2003, 10:14 AM #17
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that ones believable!
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12-09-2003, 10:46 AM #18
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You guys crack me up.......I think im gonna ban myself......
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12-09-2003, 10:48 AM #19
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You can't ban MJ, he's my dude. And he's funny as hell. Why would MJ type out all that anyway?
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12-09-2003, 10:54 AM #20
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Now we both know that there is no way this could be Mass that would say something like this. Of course he curses like sailor pretty much in every post, that I'll give you, however there is no way Mass would even know what MENSA is......MBLA yes but not MENSA. Originally Posted by rambo
As for the PM sent to you, seriously, the man can barley read let alone type. And let’s not forget with those stubby fingers of his it would have taken weeks for him to type that PM to you and no way Mass can concentrate that long on one subject. Although, he has managed to amaze me now and then so it could be a well conceived cover on his part to make it look as though you typed all that.
I don't think he should be banned (that doesn’t mean I wouldn't want him to be......at the present moment he makes a perfect scapegoat for my misdeeds). How bout we just torment him? You know sort of like we always do.
You know good and well he is jumping up and down on his stack of phone books piled in his desk chair reading all of this. hahahahha
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12-09-2003, 10:55 AM #21
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Rambo - he has just got a massive crush on you - you can tell that he is fixated by your very presense here - wants to show you his MASSive lovin
besides rambo - you dont want to discourage the poor guy - after what Ron did to him and then dumping him....tsk tsk
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12-09-2003, 11:10 AM #22
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How can you be possibly be on the same side as someone with penis breath........Oh I see.....maybe you were the one to give it to him.... Originally Posted by CYCLEON
and Jugg...i'll deal with you over at IBB
thanks hoss...at least somebody sticks up for me..
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12-09-2003, 11:16 AM #23
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now you have to get the facts strait - sure Ron kisses my butt all the time but that has to be someone else's penis from whom he is aquiring that taste -
but tell me mass, how is it that you know he has penis breath and what it would smell like? - I cant say I have any experience with that kind of thing
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12-09-2003, 11:20 AM #24
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Rambo told me.......... Originally Posted by CYCLEON
now you have to get the facts strait - sure Ron kisses my butt all the time but that has to be someone else's penis from whom he is aquiring that taste -
but tell me mass, how is it that you know he has penis breath and what it would smell like? - I cant say I have any experience with that kind of thing
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12-09-2003, 11:27 AM #25
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ooooohhhhhh - that makes more sense then - thus your desire to show him your massive lovin machine
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12-09-2003, 11:31 AM #26
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exactly... Originally Posted by CYCLEON
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12-09-2003, 11:43 AM #27
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Bwahahahahahahaha...... you guys crack me up. But Juggs post takes the cake here guys. Stack of phone books. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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12-09-2003, 11:48 AM #28
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Shouldnt you be helping newbies or something? Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
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12-09-2003, 12:03 PM #29
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nononono everyones got it wrong... heres the scenerio..
Mass: ok type ,hey you dodo head...
Wife: 'whata dumbass' , ok here dear im going to type this...
Mass: whats that mean?
Wife: 'wtf am I doing with this guy?' Dear they talked about that in your 3rd grade class....
Mass: O... ok well hold me up higher I cant see...
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12-09-2003, 12:13 PM #30
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BigOlLegs, you are a Rhodes Scholar. Originally Posted by bigol'legs
nononono everyones got it wrong... heres the scenerio..
Mass: ok type ,hey you dodo head...
Wife: 'whata dumbass' , ok here dear im going to type this...
Mass: whats that mean?
Wife: 'wtf am I doing with this guy?' Dear they talked about that in your 3rd grade class....
Mass: O... ok well hold me up higher I cant see...
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12-09-2003, 01:02 PM #31
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Yeah he is.......B I T C H E S should be seen and not heard....and to think that somebody made choda boy a mod on another board.. Originally Posted by rambo
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12-09-2003, 01:02 PM #32
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I support Mass Junkie 100%, great PM!
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12-09-2003, 01:06 PM #33
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Originally Posted by bigol'legs
nononono everyones got it wrong... heres the scenerio..
Mass: ok type ,hey you dodo head...
Wife: 'whata dumbass' , ok here dear im going to type this...
Mass: whats that mean?
Wife: 'wtf am I doing with this guy?' Dear they talked about that in your 3rd grade class....
Mass: O... ok well hold me up higher I cant see...
this has got to be the funniest thread I've read in a long time!!
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12-09-2003, 03:05 PM #34
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Originally Posted by palme
I support Mass Junkie 100%, great PM!
Palme
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12-09-2003, 03:15 PM #35
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**** you should see what he PM's me...
Some Quotes:
"Buylongterm, You are the sexiest man alive. We at AR strive to be just like you"
"Bro, I'm not gay, But WOW are you good looking"
"Whats up Sexy boy? How come you haven't logged on?"
"I think I'm falling for you BLT" Do you want to meet for drinks?"
Guys, the list goes on and on...I guess it aint easy being a stud...
Mass, you know I love you......
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12-09-2003, 03:28 PM #36
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You too?!?!?! **** I thought I was the only bro he was saying those things too.......Mass you two timer. Originally Posted by buylongterm
Rambo........bro I'm with you now.....bann the hell out of him! hahahahaha
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12-09-2003, 03:33 PM #37
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LMAO!!!!! Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
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12-09-2003, 03:42 PM #38
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when mass says Little lovin' does that mean midget sex??????
SID
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12-09-2003, 04:11 PM #39
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well, he needs support if he is going to climb up there to give rambo his mass lovin! I am assuming he stands on your shoulders? Originally Posted by palme
I support Mass Junkie 100%, great PM!
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12-09-2003, 04:41 PM #40
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I won't be meeting you guys in south beach thars for sure Originally Posted by buylongterm
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