12-09-2003, 11:17 PM #1
Roommate is about to get his ass kicked
All he does is come in here and B**** about everything. He'll wake me up at 4 in the morning bragging about how much money he made gambling, the night before a test. He makes fun of me for studying. Needlessly to say he's failing out of the easiest D*** class's this school has to offer. If the semester hadn't been almost over I don't know what I would do. I'm just going to life off campus with my grandmother who I have lived with for the past 5 years. I hate the A**. The sad thing about it is. He use to be my best friend in high school because we played baseball and basketball together.
12-09-2003, 11:19 PM #2
Shave a reverse mohawk on his head... This is the ultimate roomate hazing... If you are not familiar with the reverese mohawk... simple take your clippers/beard trimmer...and as straight as possible mow down a strip of hair from his forehead to his neck...
when he wakes up... comment by saying, "How you like them apples biatch"
12-09-2003, 11:21 PM #3
My grandma alsways said... and it's words to live by, if you want to make an enemy, move in with your best friend!
12-09-2003, 11:24 PM #4Member
Originally Posted by monster.
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12-09-2003, 11:31 PM #5
Also the infamous, snap one off in your buddys shampoo bottle the next time you take a shower, but don't tell him...
Thats hours of fun and laughter...
we were ruthless...
Imagine 5 juiceheads picked to live in a house... and have their lives taped...
the real world..lol... thats what we used to say
12-09-2003, 11:34 PM #6
oh man not a loaf in the shampoo that would be awesome. lol
12-10-2003, 01:14 AM #7
Id just fill the shampoo bottle with Nair
12-10-2003, 01:15 AM #8
Loaf in the shampoo would be the best.
12-10-2003, 01:34 AM #9
Put all of us in one dorm and I gurantee there would be major fights. But fun ones
12-10-2003, 06:28 AM #10Originally Posted by bermich
12-10-2003, 07:11 AM #11Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Yup that's a accident just waiting to happen. Smoking or any kind of fire would have to be banned
12-10-2003, 07:18 AM #12
ITs so true lostup...I was gonna live with my best friend in the dorms at college but his mom said no. Living in close quarters with someone, I realized every little thing they do gets on your nerves. Their studying habits, sleeping habits, ways to go about life, etc..
Stupid me moved into an apartment with my friend the next year. He must have been allergic to plates because he refused to use them. He preferred holding food in his hands. Crumbs on the ground, trash filled to the brim, **** in the sink, dirty carpets, plus he brought little to nothing to the apartment so I had to outfit it myself. To make matters worse, he kept selling me out and going places. Midyear, I got tired and moved out...
We are good friends but I dont think living together worked....
Originally Posted by LostUp
12-10-2003, 07:22 AM #13
Pinchin loads in the shampoo....You guys are ****in sick. ........... I like it.
12-10-2003, 07:50 AM #14
I have heard something foul to do if you are at somewhere's house you dont like...It's called top shelfing it I believe...You drop a deuce into the water storage part of the toilet. Hours and hours of stank water unless they realize it...
12-10-2003, 08:46 AM #15
punch him in his throat
12-10-2003, 08:48 AM #16
Take the showerhead off and fill it with blue koolaid powder....
12-10-2003, 09:20 AM #17Originally Posted by AbsolutelyLethal
12-10-2003, 09:57 AM #18
Gilster...Whatever happend to Johnny_U?
12-10-2003, 10:01 AM #19
12-10-2003, 10:06 AM #20Originally Posted by AbsolutelyLethal
12-10-2003, 10:58 AM #21Anabolic Member
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Upperdeck/Top Shelfer....f*ckin Hilarious....I would love to try this one day.
12-10-2003, 11:17 AM #22
I have some funny stories about crappin in the tank hahaha
12-16-2003, 12:48 PM #23
Hazing Is Boring And A Waste, Just Beat Is ****in Ass And Stop Whining, Thats What I Did To My Roomate And Cocksucker Never Said **** Again, Bc He Knew Id Beat His God Dam Worthless Ass Again. Violence Is The Answer My Man
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