12-16-2003, 01:41 PM #1
**** it Ron, how did you find out?!?!?!?!
**** it! I thought I covered all my tracks but alas it has been found out that I and I alone have been cheating in the AR Fantasy Football Leauge........somewhat like I did when I was helping Nixon with that Watergate thing a long time back. Seeing how you and Big Green found out I'll tell you how my plan worked.
I had called my friend Bret Farve and he in turn got me an audience with Tagliabo (sp.....quite honestly I couldn't even pronounce it right when I met him) and with a few 100 g's I was able to have my key players thrust into starting positions as well as negotiate lenient play from their opponents. I won't even get into what I had to agree too to get the officials to go along with my diabolical plan but just let me say Ron could use a new set of knee pads for Christmas.
The Super Bowl was going to be a little more tricky but I had worked a deal with the networks to run a prerecorded game (yes I had to have each team play every team so as to have the respective team's video on hand once the playoffs had been completed.......again this cost so much money it boggles the mind. Btw, the NFL now has controlling power over AR.....don't tell PTbyJason, the NFL was just going to let him think he still had control. I have no idea how they were going to pull that off because the NFL banner was going to go in front of the AR name)
Well there's only one option at this point to keep this under wraps. And it is a good thing no one else bothered to look at this thread (less people to eliminate) it should be only slightly difficult to complete in time. I'd tell you all about it but then I'd have too...............well never mind that part.......I was thinking of going on a road trip this weekend.......what's your guys address I'd love to stop by and say hi. Oh, do you guys have gas or electric stoves?
Big Green you might be right in the fact I'm going mad......I received a PM from ME! I know I was out of the office at the time it was written so I have no idea how it came to be but here is what it said "Yes my friend, your inability to come to terms with your having lied, cheated, and stolen to get to where you are in FF has spawned me! You will be visited by three spirits in the next few days...repent...REPENT!!" Creepy isn't it? I plan on seeing a shrink........right after I get my hands on that FF trophy!
One last thing....Peter North is a fictitious person I created to harass you and Ron. I still can’t believe everyone thought he was a real person….come on…Peter North…who would ever have a name like that?
12-16-2003, 02:24 PM #2Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
12-16-2003, 02:30 PM #3
Juggernaut.....juggggggggernautttttt. Woooooooooooo......woooooooooo. I am the ghost of Juggy Past, here to show you what life was like before you allowed your cheating ways and lust for a FF football trophy ruin your life. Wooooooooooooo.
Look Juggy, it's you and the neighborhood kids. Why, they can all catch the football except for you. Look how the oblong ball bounces off your quizzical face. Is this why you're willing to deceive to win a FANTASY football league? Woooooooooooooo.
It's three years later Juggy, look how the other kids have grown...but, why, you're still smaller than the rest of the kids. And now you're wearing a dress. Oh Juggy, even I, the ghost of juggy past, am ashamed of this display. Let's move on....woooooooooooooo.
Now we arrive at high school. Why, it's football tryouts, surely we'll find Juggernaut here, as basketball is not slated to be invented until the spring of your senior year. But, wait....Juggy is not here. Oh, no, there he is under the bleachers having a tea party with a velvetine rabbit and brown teddy bear. Aghast, that same dress is still on! Now it's not only strange, it's far too small!! Oh the horror. I'm leaving the rest to the other spirits.
Heed their warnings Juggy, heed them well.....woooooooooooooo.
Last edited by GhostofJuggyPast; 12-16-2003 at 02:33 PM.
12-16-2003, 02:46 PM #4
I say Bah Humbug to you and the other ghosts yet to visit. I've tried to placate to the "normal" kids while growing up but none could comprehend my lust for power and admiration. It ended with me using each and every one of them to become the Homecoming Queen just so I could ride in that cool Trans Am that circled the field. And besides, how could you know the pain and humiliation I suffered at the hands of these "cool" kids while growing up? And no matter what the police say, until they have an actual body there is no way they can prove I eliminated the whole senior class. Don't tell anyone but they don't call it mystery meat that they serve in the cafeteria, for nothing.
Be gone Ghost of Juggy's Past your words fall on deaf ears.
12-16-2003, 02:51 PM #5Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Ignore not the words of my kindred spirit, the ghost of Juggy Past, for he is oly trying to show you the way.
Look at you now, denying the entirety of your past because of the inferiority you feel as a result of knowing BigGreen. This is a normal reaction to knowing this uber-human and you are not alone.
Get your hand out of your pants Juggy!! I am the ghost of Juggy Present and see all that you are doing. You are thumbing through that brochure, wondering about the penile enlargment surgery. That, however, is not why I'm here...i'm here to prepare you for the third spirit, who will come at some point tonight. He is a vengeful spirit and shalt not have the amicable nature that I and my counterpart have shown.
Alright, enough....get the **** hands out of your pants!!! Just wipe cleanly and this won't be a problem. WOooooooooooooooooooooooo
12-16-2003, 02:52 PM #6Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
12-16-2003, 06:12 PM #7
Well, I do kind of feel inferior to Big Green in a .........hey this has nothing to do with the Hampshire boy. He was just another victim on my road to glory and fame. Besides, Ghost of Juggy Present (bro...who is your agent? This is the best they could book for you?) I see no error in my past deeds. I want the very first ever ARFF title and nothing will stand in my way. Not a crazy mofo from NY, a Blackman who claims to be white, another named after a porn star, a green man who talks like a lawyer or even a gay mouse from Cali will detour me. Not even a ghost.
Be gone Ghost.
And one other thing, I had an itch....that's right an itch........and that brochure was...was....was for a friend.....and I can't say *coughcycleoncough* who it was and it's none of your business anyway.
12-16-2003, 07:33 PM #8
This is sad.
12-16-2003, 07:42 PM #9
Jugg finale lost it........it's truely a sad day
12-16-2003, 08:31 PM #10
SOMEONE HELP THE MAN (supposedly I can neither confirm nor deny...I just don't know) HE'S GOING MADDDDDDD!!!!!
STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD YOU FREAK!
12-16-2003, 08:56 PM #11
His old age is finally creeping up on him
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