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    Christmas story.. Please read

    >Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute
    >shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very*fondly of the
    >Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking
    >lot as I was loading my car up with*gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I
    >noticed that I was*missing a receipt that I might need later. So
    >mumbling under*my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping mall
    > entrance.
    >*
    > As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a
    >quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly* dressed boy of
    >about 12 years old. He was short and thin.* He had no coat. He was just
    > wearing a ragged flannel shirt* to protect him from the cold night's
    >chill.
    >
    >Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.
    >Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him* what
    >was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large
    >family. He had three brothers and four* sisters. His father had died when
    >he
    >was nine years old. His*mother was poorly educated and worked two full
    >time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.
    >Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars
    >to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped
    >off, by his mother, on the way to her*second job. He was to use the money
    >to
    >buy*presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus
    >home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of*
    > the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.
    >
    >Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.
    >The boy said, "I did."
    >"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.
    >The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.
    >"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.
    >The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me..."
    >I realized then that absolutely no one could have heard that poor
    >boy cry for help.
    >So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my truck.*
    >*
    >I hope everybody has a MERRY XMAS

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    You're going to hell.

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    omg......................that was me............u stole my money u bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8====ramrod8=D
    You're going to hell.
    shut up... you know your Laughing your ass off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    shut up... you know your Laughing your ass off!
    Actually no, I'm sobbing quite profusely.

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    sick bastard

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    You ****ing bastard!!! Good one big ol.

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    bump for DaBull

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    So we both made $100 last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    So we both made $100 last night
    WTF..I'm sleeping and you guys flaming me palme i'll see you on IBB when it's back up..you know my office #..THE FLAME FORUM....LMAO bro hahahahahaha

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    It´s on bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    It´s on bro!
    keep an eye out for your thread might wanna bring help

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    that was funny as hell .... laughing my ass off

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