Ozzy Osbourne in hospital....

[chicamahomico]

OK this ain't exactly new but for those who haven't heard:

"The Prince of F--king Darkness remains on a ventilator in intensive care, after banging himself up pretty bad Monday when he wiped out on an all-terrain vehicle while tooling around his country estate in southern England. According to publicist Cindy Gaugenti, Osbourne's condition is not life-threatening, and he is expected to recover, though he did sustain severe injuries, including eight broken ribs (upped from an initial count of six), a fractured collarbone and a broken vertebra in his neck......"

Now the 64 million dollar question is: What family member in their right mind would let Ozzy ride a quad? He is quite possibly the most physically inept person I have ever seen. He can't even safely operate a toaster. Maybe the family is trying to kill him and collect the insurance money. Am I the only one who thought this when they heard the news?

[bigol'legs]

I was kinda glad...

[palme]

Haha i asked my girl the same quesion bro, wtf was he doing on a quad!?
I dont think they need the money from insurance, he gives them everything they want, spoiled brats.

[Animal Cracker]

That is a tough ol' turd!

[sin]

i dont think ozzy can be killed, so the family wasnt worried about him riding on a quad.

[Shaman23]

I second that, he'll be around forever..

[Bigboy123]

Ozzy is the man, he is crazy as hell, i dont who the hell let him ride the quad though, im sure he had no clue how to start it himself though....

[chicamahomico]

I agree, Ozzy is the man. I remember watching Behind the Music on Motley Crew a long time ago and they were talking about touring with Ozzy and Tommy Lee was like there is no way we could even keep up partying with Ozzy. I mean this is a guy who got so drunk he cannot remember trying to kill his wife.