i cant got to sleep and i have aids
Well i am extremely sorry to get up all of your hopes up but i dont have AIDs, nor does the elephant or any other of the creatures that have been stealing my brain cells in an attempt to create a race of uberintelligent fire ants, which will take over the entire universe within the next few months,so i am sorry to burst the bubble of all those who were planning to take over the universe, as i was preparing to do so until the aliens, which are controling the animals, which have chosen fire ants as the master species, began injecting mass amounts of igf, GH and various other substances into my brain and testicles, causing my brain and testicles to grow disproportionally large and it is important to note that i have started procreating with the female ants in order to spawn a race of ant men that will then develope large magnifying glasses which will then be hoisted above the earth by the ants and every last human will be chased down by intense beams of magnified sunlight until they collapse and die, however as my brain becomes more massive it becomes harder for the aliens to control my thoughts and this message is a last ditch effort on my part to save the human race as my newly developed brain is completly loyal to the aliens but i still have some of my original brain which i have partitioned and brought together for one final thought, so in order to save the human race all AR members must start collecting fire ants and procreate with them and raise the ant people yourselves so that they can fight the aliens and save the human race .................................................. ...............................This thread does not exist it was transmitted to your brains through the cosmic blackbody microwave radiation and you became conscious of this through the collisional de-excitation of your dendrites.
