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    Talking christmas poem for you all

    Twas was the night before christmas
    everybody felt shitty in the house even the mouse
    mom at the whore house dad smokeing grass
    I'll just settle down with a nice piece of ass
    I looked out the window I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
    He filled our stalkings with pretzzles and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queir
    He rosed up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew our chimney apart
    He swore and he cursed as he rode out of site fuck you all and have a hell of a night

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    Thats a good poem
    but I've heard it before
    I can't feel my arms
    and my head's feeling sore

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    Good one!

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    That is one sick poem....but funny

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    a bump for christmas

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