12-23-2003, 06:41 AM #1
Can I have your attention please?!?!?!?!
I would like to bring it to your attention that I (Juggernaut2148.....say it loud and say it proud), a lowly member of this fine board, has succeeded in defeating RON (I'd like to take this moment to point out he is a Mod, albeit an evil one at that) for the first ever Anabolic Review Fantasy Football League Championship Title.
It was only 16 weeks ago that the very first game was played and since that point in time I've clawed my way, over the bodies of my pathetic enemies, to stand alone atop the mountain, to thrust my flag into the peak and declare "Loser, loser......double losers".
Money Boss Hustler - The fact that it was learned that he is actually white should have disqualified him off the bat but no matter........he lost!
Ripsid - With just enough intelligence to hold a thought made a good run but.................he lost!
Sigrabbit - a formidable opponent and one that actually defeated me during regular season however........he lost!
Big Green - The founder of the League, a genius of a man and an all around good Bro but alas even with all that brain power..............he lost!
Peter North - aka THE CHAMP, THE LEGEND, THE CHOSEN ONE, THE DYNASTY, THE KING, THE GREAT ONE AND YOURS TRULY like all the others before him…………well……….HE LOST TOO!
And RON, who could forget RON, the last man to manage to hold it together long enough to face the TRUE CHAMP in the Battle Royal was…….you guessed it……crushed under the hell of Juggernaut2148’s boot just like all the others!
I would like to take this moment to thank those who were behind me in my quest for fame and glory……*looking around and sees no one*………….ME! Oh, and Big Green for being the Master Mind behind all this and for taking time from his busy day (it’s a figure of speech…..we all know he doesn’t actually do anything during the day) to create and maintain the season in’s and out’s……..truly a man among men! Seriously, Thank You Big Green, it was a blast.
Alright, this leaves one last thing to mention…….you all will receive PM’s (As soon as I’ve chosen) with your NEW AVATARS! Each shall keep it posted for an entire month. I will allow you all to keep your current avatar for the remainder of this month until January 1st. Upon that date the new avatar should be posted. So that all can witness your shame during the Super Bowl month. hahahahahaha
12-23-2003, 06:47 AM #2
Congrats Jugg!.............. I can't wait to see what you have picked out for RON and the other guys
12-23-2003, 07:08 AM #3
WTF!!! Jugg... the most unathletic member here at AR wins!!! I have to think he only won because everyone felt soory for him and so they let him win... no way he did it fare and square.
12-23-2003, 07:27 AM #4
I demand a recount......Jugg gets out of breath reaching for his walker in the morning.hahaha
12-23-2003, 07:56 AM #5
Congrads Jugg.........make the avatars good bro..........RON is truely evil.......look what he done to Mass.......she's a changed man.
12-23-2003, 08:03 AM #6
Hey I like Mass's new avatar.... everytime I look at it I just crack up..... Bwahahahahahaha!
12-23-2003, 08:46 AM #7
Jugg...I couldn't have lost to a worse opponent! Congrats you Fantasy MFer!
12-23-2003, 09:11 AM #8
Of course, lost in all of this hype is the fact that my wang is incredibly tiny, to the point of being almost nonexistent.
12-23-2003, 09:14 AM #9Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148.
12-23-2003, 09:30 AM #10
Where is RON? Hiding in shame???? Congrats Juggs!!!!
12-23-2003, 10:13 AM #11
Congrats jugg....take your time with the avatars,make them real good..for I'm sure the wrath will come back to haunt you...enjoy your moment bro
12-23-2003, 10:23 AM #12
Thanks bro's! You’re all too kind.......I think. If I was not able to step on your backs to reach this lofty level.............I'd still be mingling around down there with you. hahahahahahaha
Now for that post about the tiny wang....there seems to be an impostor in our mists.....I'm still trying to figure out who is doing this vile act but if I was to take a guess it could be both BG and Ron.....or just Ron....hard to tell just yet. And to thrust me back to a newbie level........shame, shame, shame.
12-23-2003, 10:26 AM #13Originally Posted by Da Bull
12-23-2003, 10:30 AM #14Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
12-23-2003, 10:58 AM #15
Congrats jug, but guess what i wasnt in your league. If i was you would be having a new avatar as well.
12-23-2003, 11:01 AM #16
congratulations jug, who was on your team? I play in an 8 man league, and i've got
12-23-2003, 11:31 AM #17Originally Posted by chrisAdams
Anyway, here's the boxscore for the AR Superbowl:
12-23-2003, 11:38 AM #18Originally Posted by BigGreen
So when do I get my new title? Will there be a formal announcement....parade maybe?......How bout a ring? hahahahaha
12-23-2003, 11:41 AM #19Originally Posted by chrisAdams
Byron Leftwich, Jac
QB Matt Hasselbeck, Sea
RB Deuce McAllister, NO
RB Justin Griffith, Atl
WR Joe Horn*, NO
WR Keenan McCardell, TB
WR/TE Derrick Mason, Ten
TE Alge Crumpler, Atl
K Jay Feely, Atl
D/ST Titans D/ST, Ten
And I had a couple of good players on my bench. Hard to believe this rag tag team took it all the way to the super bowl! hahahaha
12-23-2003, 11:43 AM #20Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
12-23-2003, 11:43 AM #21
Jugg i hope im allowed into the next round and ill kick your nuts so far up your throat you'll taste them for a month!
Congrats bro! I know Ron cheats (roids) and that you are clean! Talk about Ron not knowing what his doing
12-23-2003, 11:46 AM #22Originally Posted by palme
12-23-2003, 11:47 AM #23
Yes im sure! And merry christmas you sob & a happy new year!!
12-23-2003, 11:51 AM #24Originally Posted by palme
12-23-2003, 11:51 AM #25
I would let mass help you. She has a bone (less) to pick with RON...
12-23-2003, 12:17 PM #26
Suprising he hasnt posted in this thread yet.
12-23-2003, 12:28 PM #27
Congrats Jugg. I can't wait until the first!
12-23-2003, 12:47 PM #28
Looks like a millenia of experience counts for something after all. Congrats on your victory and self appointed MVP status Jugg.
12-23-2003, 01:16 PM #29
Man, you little boys are sooo lucky I didn't play. I haven't lost a fantasy league ever. I didn't want to humilate anyone, so I backed away. But next year?
Oh RON,,,,,Where are you???? Still hiding? And to think we actually thought you were a man?? Can't wait to see the Avatar!!!!
12-23-2003, 01:19 PM #30
Way to go Juggy!! chalk one up for us old farts!!
12-23-2003, 01:27 PM #31
LMAO. Juggy has like 6 post counts.
12-23-2003, 01:30 PM #32Originally Posted by bermich
12-23-2003, 01:38 PM #33
Congrats Jugg! I gave up after my embarassing loss to So Cal, whom I should have destroyed if not for a sneaky coach and poor performances from my usual studs.
12-23-2003, 01:43 PM #34Originally Posted by sigrabbit
12-23-2003, 01:58 PM #35
Actually, this was an incredibly competitive league, by and large...the top six teams had average Points Per Week as follows:
Juggy's Florida Fury: 165.2 PPW
Ron's Midgets on Swole: 168.8 PPW
Peter North's Hoosier Daddies: 169.0 PPW
SigRabbit's Bad Bunnies: 162.3 PPW
MBH's Black Fury Whip: 182.7 PPW
BigGreen's Ivy Leaguers: 155.8 PPW
So, at least among the top half of the league, any given game could be determined by a single player's performance. There were very few blowouts among the top 8 teams.
12-23-2003, 02:00 PM #36
I still can't believe how many points MBH put up. His team was tight.........I thought for sure he and Peter would be in the Super Bowl.
12-23-2003, 02:27 PM #37
You guys are lucky I didnt get in in time......I want in for next year.....
12-23-2003, 02:29 PM #38Originally Posted by mass junkie
12-23-2003, 02:32 PM #39Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
12-23-2003, 02:35 PM #40Originally Posted by BigGreen
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