Can I have your attention please?!?!?!?!

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 07:41 AM

I would like to bring it to your attention that I (Juggernaut2148.....say it loud and say it proud), a lowly member of this fine board, has succeeded in defeating RON (I'd like to take this moment to point out he is a Mod, albeit an evil one at that) for the first ever Anabolic Review Fantasy Football League Championship Title.

It was only 16 weeks ago that the very first game was played and since that point in time I've clawed my way, over the bodies of my pathetic enemies, to stand alone atop the mountain, to thrust my flag into the peak and declare "Loser, loser......double losers".

Money Boss Hustler - The fact that it was learned that he is actually white should have disqualified him off the bat but no matter........he lost!

Ripsid - With just enough intelligence to hold a thought made a good run but.................he lost!

Sigrabbit - a formidable opponent and one that actually defeated me during regular season however........he lost!

Big Green - The founder of the League, a genius of a man and an all around good Bro but alas even with all that brain power..............he lost!

Peter North - aka THE CHAMP, THE LEGEND, THE CHOSEN ONE, THE DYNASTY, THE KING, THE GREAT ONE AND YOURS TRULY like all the others before him…………well……….HE LOST TOO!

And RON, who could forget RON, the last man to manage to hold it together long enough to face the TRUE CHAMP in the Battle Royal was…….you guessed it……crushed under the hell of Juggernaut2148’s boot just like all the others!

I would like to take this moment to thank those who were behind me in my quest for fame and glory……*looking around and sees no one*………….ME! Oh, and Big Green for being the Master Mind behind all this and for taking time from his busy day (it’s a figure of speech…..we all know he doesn’t actually do anything during the day) to create and maintain the season in’s and out’s……..truly a man among men! Seriously, Thank You Big Green, it was a blast.

Alright, this leaves one last thing to mention…….you all will receive PM’s (As soon as I’ve chosen) with your NEW AVATARS! Each shall keep it posted for an entire month. I will allow you all to keep your current avatar for the remainder of this month until January 1st. Upon that date the new avatar should be posted. So that all can witness your shame during the Super Bowl month. hahahahahaha

**TheMudMan** · 12-23-2003, 07:47 AM

Congrats Jugg!.............. I can't wait to see what you have picked out for RON and the other guys

***BIG TEXAN*** · 12-23-2003, 08:08 AM

WTF!!! Jugg... the most unathletic member here at AR wins!!! I have to think he only won because everyone felt soory for him and so they let him win... no way he did it fare and square.

**mass junkie** · 12-23-2003, 08:27 AM

I demand a recount......Jugg gets out of breath reaching for his walker in the morning.hahaha

**bornbad71** · 12-23-2003, 08:56 AM

Congrads Jugg.........make the avatars good bro..........RON is truely evil.......look what he done to Mass.......she's a changed man.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 12-23-2003, 09:03 AM

Hey I like Mass's new avatar.... everytime I look at it I just crack up..... Bwahahahahahaha!

**ripsid** · 12-23-2003, 09:46 AM

Jugg...I couldn't have lost to a worse opponent!

Congrats you Fantasy MFer!

SID

**Juggernaut2148.** · 12-23-2003, 10:11 AM

Of course, lost in all of this hype is the fact that my wang is incredibly tiny, to the point of being almost nonexistent.

**mass junkie** · 12-23-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148.

Of course, lost in all of this hype is the fact that my wang is incredibly tiny, to the point of being almost nonexistent.

hey good to see your a newbie again juggy

**BUYLONGTERM** · 12-23-2003, 10:30 AM

Where is RON? Hiding in shame???? Congrats Juggs!!!!

**Da Bull** · 12-23-2003, 11:13 AM

Congrats jugg....take your time with the avatars,make them real good..for I'm sure the wrath will come back to haunt you...enjoy your moment bro

DB

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 11:23 AM

Thanks bro's! You’re all too kind.......I think. If I was not able to step on your backs to reach this lofty level.............I'd still be mingling around down there with you. hahahahahahaha

Now for that post about the tiny wang....there seems to be an impostor in our mists.....I'm still trying to figure out who is doing this vile act but if I was to take a guess it could be both BG and Ron.....or just Ron....hard to tell just yet. And to thrust me back to a newbie level........shame, shame, shame.

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

Congrats jugg....take your time with the avatars,make them real good..for I'm sure the wrath will come back to haunt you...enjoy your moment bro

DB

And we both know it will be nasty. You know how Ron can torture someone. hahahaha Well, no matter, I'm riding this horse till the legs fall off. Hahahaha Nothing but sunny days……………..for a while at least.

**bornbad71** · 12-23-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Thanks bro's! You’re all too kind.......I think. If I was not able to step on your backs to reach this lofty level.............I'd still be mingling around down there with you. hahahahahahaha

Now for that post about the tiny wang....there seems to be an impostor in our mists.....I'm still trying to figure out who is doing this vile act but if I was to take a guess it could be both BG and Ron.....or just Ron....hard to tell just yet. And to thrust me back to a newbie level........shame, shame, shame.

It does look like someone is f'ing with u

.........I would say BG.....if it was RON your avatar and sig would be all f'ed up.......he likes to abuse his power here....must be because he was abused by other mice growing up.

**Demon Deacon** · 12-23-2003, 11:58 AM

Congrats jug, but guess what i wasnt in your league. If i was you would be having a new avatar as well.

**Dude-Man** · 12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

congratulations jug, who was on your team? I play in an 8 man league, and i've got

culpepper
mcnair
priest homles
ahman green
tony gonzales
santana moss
keenan mcardel
chris chambers
darrell jackson
minnesota defense
tennesee defense
vanderjagt

**BigGreen** · 12-23-2003, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

congratulations jug, who was on your team? I play in an 8 man league, and i've got

8 man leagues are for those too afraid to undergo the rigorous and thorough knowledge required for a 12-team league, such as was ours. You should definitely get in on our league next year....hopefully it'll be even more competitive and heated than it was this year.

Anyway, here's the boxscore for the AR Superbowl:

http://lm.espn.go.com/ffllm/boxscore...h2h&quick=true

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Anyway, here's the boxscore for the AR Superbowl:

And you say it like it's a bad thing or something. hahahaha

So when do I get my new title? Will there be a formal announcement....parade maybe?......How bout a ring? hahahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

congratulations jug, who was on your team? I play in an 8 man league, and i've got

culpepper
mcnair
priest homles
ahman green
tony gonzales
santana moss
keenan mcardel
chris chambers
darrell jackson
minnesota defense
tennesee defense
vanderjagt

My team consisted of;

Byron Leftwich, Jac
QB Matt Hasselbeck, Sea
RB Deuce McAllister, NO
RB Justin Griffith, Atl
WR Joe Horn*, NO
WR Keenan McCardell, TB
WR/TE Derrick Mason, Ten
TE Alge Crumpler, Atl
K Jay Feely, Atl
D/ST Titans D/ST, Ten

And I had a couple of good players on my bench. Hard to believe this rag tag team took it all the way to the super bowl! hahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Demon Deacon

Congrats jug, but guess what i wasnt in your league. If i was you would be having a new avatar as well.

Keep dreamin Deamon. hahahahah Try your luck next season..........you'll taste my toofer, 2 in a row baby! hahahaha J/J bro

**palme** · 12-23-2003, 12:43 PM

Jugg i hope im allowed into the next round and ill kick your nuts so far up your throat you'll taste them for a month!

Haha!

Congrats bro! I know Ron cheats (roids) and that you are clean! Talk about Ron not knowing what his doing

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by palme

Jugg i hope im allowed into the next round and ill kick your nuts so far up your throat you'll taste them for a month!

Haha!

Congrats bro! I know Ron cheats (roids) and that you are clean! Talk about Ron not knowing what his doing

My nuts are just fine where they are, thank you good sir. Bro you are for sure jumping in next year................I'd like to add you to my Defeated list ASAP. hahahaha

**palme** · 12-23-2003, 12:47 PM

Yes im sure! And merry christmas you sob & a happy new year!!

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by palme

Yes im sure! And merry christmas you sob & a happy new year!!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you as well bro. Oh, and that's Mr. SOB to you! hahahahaha

**slamd097** · 12-23-2003, 12:51 PM

I would let mass help you. She has a bone (less) to pick with RON...

**IronCy** · 12-23-2003, 01:17 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh RON!
Suprising he hasnt posted in this thread yet.
hmmmm...
-Cy

**Testify** · 12-23-2003, 01:28 PM

Congrats Jugg. I can't wait until the first!

**chicamahomico** · 12-23-2003, 01:47 PM

Looks like a millenia of experience counts for something after all. Congrats on your victory and self appointed MVP status Jugg.

**BUYLONGTERM** · 12-23-2003, 02:16 PM

Man, you little boys are sooo lucky I didn't play. I haven't lost a fantasy league ever. I didn't want to humilate anyone, so I backed away. But next year?

Oh RON,,,,,Where are you???? Still hiding? And to think we actually thought you were a man?? Can't wait to see the Avatar!!!!

**ripped4fsu** · 12-23-2003, 02:19 PM

Way to go Juggy!! chalk one up for us old farts!!

**bermich** · 12-23-2003, 02:27 PM

LMAO. Juggy has like 6 post counts.

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

LMAO. Juggy has like 6 post counts.

nine in this thread alone......but who's counting? And you have one.......good job.....I guess. hahahahahaha

**sigrabbit** · 12-23-2003, 02:38 PM

Congrats Jugg! I gave up after my embarassing loss to So Cal, whom I should have destroyed if not for a sneaky coach and poor performances from my usual studs.

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by sigrabbit

Congrats Jugg! I gave up after my embarassing loss to So Cal, whom I should have destroyed if not for a sneaky coach and poor performances from my usual studs.

You had a pretty solid team there Sig........and yes you should have beat Ron! we'll have to do it up again next season.

**BigGreen** · 12-23-2003, 02:58 PM

Actually, this was an incredibly competitive league, by and large...the top six teams had average Points Per Week as follows:
Juggy's Florida Fury: 165.2 PPW
Ron's Midgets on Swole: 168.8 PPW
Peter North's Hoosier Daddies: 169.0 PPW
SigRabbit's Bad Bunnies: 162.3 PPW
MBH's Black Fury Whip: 182.7 PPW
BigGreen's Ivy Leaguers: 155.8 PPW

So, at least among the top half of the league, any given game could be determined by a single player's performance. There were very few blowouts among the top 8 teams.

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 03:00 PM

I still can't believe how many points MBH put up. His team was tight.........I thought for sure he and Peter would be in the Super Bowl.

**mass junkie** · 12-23-2003, 03:27 PM

You guys are lucky I didnt get in in time......I want in for next year.....

**Juggernaut** · 12-23-2003, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

You guys are lucky I didnt get in in time......I want in for next year.....

Oh we've heard it all now! I'm sure Peter, Ron, Big Green and the whole Hey Haw bunch are so thankful you didn't make it in this year.......................please..........you'd be just another body laying on the side of the road after the J train rolled through. hahahahahaha

**mass junkie** · 12-23-2003, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Oh we've heard it all now! I'm sure Peter, Ron, Big Green and the whole Hey Haw bunch are so thankful you didn't make it in this year.......................please..........you'd be just another body laying on the side of the road after the J train rolled through. hahahahahaha

your getting a little to big for your britches aint ya there Juggy..........next year will be here sooner than you think

**Dude-Man** · 12-23-2003, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

8 man leagues are for those too afraid to undergo the rigorous and thorough knowledge required for a 12-team league, such as was ours. You should definitely get in on our league next year....hopefully it'll be even more competitive and heated than it was this year.

Anyway, here's the boxscore for the AR Superbowl:

http://lm.espn.go.com/ffllm/boxscore...h2h&quick=true

I can't wait for next year.. I also can't wait for priest holmes to break both emmit's and faulk's td records this upcoming weekend.