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    While banging this guys girlfriend....

    The ****ing bed broke from underneathe us!!! I mean c'mon!!! Technically, it wasn't cheating because the guy Ben (who is a prick) broke it off with her like five minutes after I banged her..She told me she had had feelings with me for around 6 months that they had been together, and she was tired of the way he treated her. (Spent time with her onnly when he wanted...not right)It was so funny though, I mean she was REALLY into this. (so was I ) .

    What was funny was we were at it about forty minutes or so, and then I was on top for like 15, pounding the hellout of her, and the bed ****ing broke!!! I mean shiat! What are the chances of THAT? She let out this big moan the same time she screamed, which sounded very odd to me, But we laughed, and just kept at it. But ah...anyways, it was fun.

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    WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO hoss....thats my boy... now watch she's going to brag to her friends bout that...and then you take turns on them...

    MERRY X-MAS

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    The ****ing bed broke from underneathe us!!! I mean c'mon!!! Technically, it wasn't cheating because the guy Ben (who is a prick) broke it off with her like five minutes after I banged her..She told me she had had feelings with me for around 6 months that they had been together, and she was tired of the way he treated her. (Spent time with her onnly when he wanted...not right)It was so funny though, I mean she was REALLY into this. (so was I ) .

    What was funny was we were at it about forty minutes or so, and then I was on top for like 15, pounding the hellout of her, and the bed ****ing broke!!! I mean shiat! What are the chances of THAT? She let out this big moan the same time she screamed, which sounded very odd to me, But we laughed, and just kept at it. But ah...anyways, it was fun.

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    Hoss your limited to 1 new thread a week

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    Was this the cherry?

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    Nah....I love her to death, i've always liked her actually. But if stuff gets bad between us...I might not mind taking turns on with them , Monster.
    Last edited by hoss827; 12-24-2003 at 01:29 AM.

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS NOT BOBBY PIN IN HER BUTT CHICK! This girl actually has class,

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS NOT BOBBY PIN IN HER BUTT CHICK! This girl actually has class,

    bro your threads make peams look like gold mines..your polluting the lounge with garbage every day and night bro..cut us a break ..geez

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    how the hell did your 125lbs ass break a bed.. ?

    was she 300+?

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    What's wrong with Peams threads, I actually haven't seen any bad ones...or are you just teasing her?

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    Ban This Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!11

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    how the hell did your 125lbs ass break a bed.. ?

    was she 300+?
    Moouhahaha! :lol

    Hoss you now have a new nickname, the elephant man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    how the hell did your 125lbs ass break a bed.. ?

    was she 300+?
    BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    you should get this tattooed on you


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    how the hell did your 125lbs ass break a bed.. ?

    was she 300+?
    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    how the hell did your 125lbs ass break a bed.. ?

    was she 300+?
    LMAO...Big girls need lovin too...

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    i'll post a pic of her after x-mas....hehe. Trust me, sh e isn't no 300 pounder

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    For a comfortable ride, go wide!!

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    DON'T BE THAT GUY HOSS


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    LMAO @ monster

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    Lollllllllllllllllll

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    Fat women are like mopeds, there fun until you get cought riding one

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    Yeah but with MOPEDS, when they ran out of gas you could pedal your ass back home on em. You cant do that with a fat chick. Trust me, I tried.

    BTW. I would NEVER BRAG about breaking a bed.
    It means one of two things or both.

    1: You were fukking a fat ass hog, AND OR.
    2: She is too cheap to afford a real bed.

    Who the hell breaks a bed?
    Things you break during sex
    A condom
    A few blood vessels in your penis
    A sweat
    Open a big nasty fart on her while she is giving head.
    Your wrist from trying different positons.
    Her cherry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    bro your threads make peams look like gold mines..your polluting the lounge with garbage every day and night bro..cut us a break ..geez

    LMAO. No comment on all the ways I could reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    What's wrong with Peams threads, I actually haven't seen any bad ones...or are you just teasing her?
    I say the kids about as sharp as a bowling ball...........
    Last edited by Da Bull; 12-24-2003 at 11:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    LMAO. No comment on all the ways I could reply.
    I can just imagine what's going through your mind

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    Here is one of Hoss' stellar threads.


    Friend of mine offered me a shot of deca , and shot of Test 400mg for free. It's test prop, test cyp, and some other kind all in one...I was wondering if I should take this? Some teen s run light cycles , but i was wondering if one shot of this would benefit me, or just cause me harm, or do nothing....Should I take it or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    I say the kids about as sharps a bowling ball...........
    Ya know. I once stabbed a guy to death with a bowling ball because I am such a bad ass. A 10 lber. Not one of those wimpy 6 lber balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    I can just imagine what's going through your mind

    My news years resolution: If I dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything nice.

    I cant go by "If I dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all" cause I would never talk again.

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    I broke a girls bed before. Back in high school which was i dunno 5 years ago. I broke it 10 minutes before her mom was to be home. We had to hurry up and fix it. She had no idea i was banging her daughter. I was scared as hell.

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    LMAO...well hoss, I have to agree with the Bro's. You shouildn't break any beds. Simple as that, un less you were doing the jumpin jack position.

    (don't ask berm) Um, I was just curious, how many new threads does Hoss start a week??

    Juskt giving you a littl crap Bro, but dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    The ****ing bed broke from underneathe us!!! I mean c'mon!!! Technically, it wasn't cheating because the guy Ben (who is a prick) broke it off with her like five minutes after I banged her..She told me she had had feelings with me for around 6 months that they had been together, and she was tired of the way he treated her. (Spent time with her onnly when he wanted...not right)It was so funny though, I mean she was REALLY into this. (so was I ) .

    What was funny was we were at it about forty minutes or so, and then I was on top for like 15, pounding the hellout of her, and the bed ****ing broke!!! I mean shiat! What are the chances of THAT? She let out this big moan the same time she screamed, which sounded very odd to me, But we laughed, and just kept at it. But ah...anyways, it was fun.

    don't you think that's kind of too personal?!?!.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROST
    Fat women are like mopeds, there fun until you get cought riding one
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

    -LH

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    Bermich, you don't understand. This wasn't my bed , or hers. It was my friends ****ty bed, but it had to work well for then you know. What was funny was when it broke we both screamed, and I heard j on downstairs screaming, "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?!"..Good times. :lol

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    Thank you , Pete! See guys? See!!! My girls nowhere close to fat, and the bed broke. I'm no longer the youngest on the board, or the only one that's broken a bed , hehe! If i'm going to town, something's gonna break!

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    Hoss I have doubted your stories in the past and this is no exception. You come across as very immature and your life seems to be a soap opera. If I did believe your story I'd say you just proved you have no integrity by having sex with a girl while her boyfriend was in the same house. There was a thread a while ago where a guy was given kudos for not jumping a strangers chick at a collage party. The consensus was he had character and integrity for not jumping on this girl. Character and integrity come with maturity. I hope you will take this as some advice and ease up on all the bravado and bragging you put into the threads you start. If not I doubt you'll be taken seriously by a lot of people either here or in "real" life.

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    I'm speechless!!!! Bermich, bro, you crack me up!!!!

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    im with you markas.. these threads he post get annoying

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    Sorry guys....I just thought i'd share. But don't hate me cause you ain't me.

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    shiat hoss.. i could post everything that happens to me but i choose not to

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