Its 1 in the morning...where are my **** presents.
So im sitting here watching the chimney with the st bernard drueling greedily at my bowl full of tuna wondering where either santa is with my xbox and protein or mad max with my next two years worth of sauce. Im getting a little bit peeved because i've watched a christmas story four times, the prancer duo five times(thats ten movies) and countless blind dates, the only show i haven't seen this year is the one where the kid shoots his eye out. Now i've got milk and cookies but im about to eat if that SOB doesn't get here quick.......
anyone else feel my pain?
oh and is it wrong to skimp on christmas so you can get your spring cycle???
