I though this was funny.
I'm standing with Christmas boxers and a Santa hat on. She enters the room, and I say "Ho Ho Ho, why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want."
and
"Have you been naughty this year?"
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I though this was funny.
I'm standing with Christmas boxers and a Santa hat on. She enters the room, and I say "Ho Ho Ho, why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want."
and
"Have you been naughty this year?"
oldie but goodie :D
Or you could just put a big red bow around your naked body...and say "Merry Christmas!" :lol:
personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
and a cheesy line
but hey that's just me
*smile*
Cutie
lol that works for some girls lol..
How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by CutieFace
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Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
LOL nice try Jugg
*smile*
Cutie
I knew that wouldn't work! **** it! hahahahaha
When I wanna get laid, I act like a brick.
When I wanna get mis-laid, I get lost.
When I wanna get de-laid, I repeat the laying process, but in reverse.
When I wanna get koo-laid, I find me a frigid sweetie.