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    How to get laid

    I though this was funny.

    I'm standing with Christmas boxers and a Santa hat on. She enters the room, and I say "Ho Ho Ho, why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want."

    and

    "Have you been naughty this year?"

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    oldie but goodie

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    Or you could just put a big red bow around your naked body...and say "Merry Christmas!"

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    personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
    and a cheesy line

    but hey that's just me

    *smile*

    Cutie

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    lol that works for some girls lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
    and a cheesy line
    but hey that's just me
    *smile*
    Cutie
    How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha


    LOL nice try Jugg

    *smile*

    Cutie

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    I knew that wouldn't work! **** it! hahahahaha

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    When I wanna get laid, I act like a brick.
    When I wanna get mis-laid, I get lost.
    When I wanna get de-laid, I repeat the laying process, but in reverse.
    When I wanna get koo-laid, I find me a frigid sweetie.

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