How to get laid

**cfiler** · 12-25-2003, 11:03 PM

I though this was funny.

I'm standing with Christmas boxers and a Santa hat on. She enters the room, and I say "Ho Ho Ho, why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want."

and

"Have you been naughty this year?"

**Da Bull** · 12-25-2003, 11:05 PM

oldie but goodie

**hoss827** · 12-26-2003, 12:11 AM

Or you could just put a big red bow around your naked body...and say "Merry Christmas!"

CutieFace · 12-26-2003, 01:12 AM

personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
and a cheesy line

but hey that's just me

*smile*

Cutie

**ItalianMuscle** · 12-26-2003, 07:08 AM

lol that works for some girls lol..

**Juggernaut** · 12-26-2003, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by CutieFace

personally I need a lil more then xmas boxers a hat
and a cheesy line
but hey that's just me
*smile*
Cutie

How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha

CutieFace · 12-27-2003, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

How bout JUST the elf hat Cutie? I've got the elf hat. hahahaha

LOL nice try Jugg

*smile*

Cutie

**Juggernaut** · 12-27-2003, 09:54 PM

I knew that wouldn't work! **** it! hahahahaha

**Tock** · 12-27-2003, 11:51 PM

When I wanna get laid, I act like a brick.
When I wanna get mis-laid, I get lost.
When I wanna get de-laid, I repeat the laying process, but in reverse.
When I wanna get koo-laid, I find me a frigid sweetie.