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  1. 01-27-2004, 10:34 AM #41
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    After reading this thread and listening to Jeanna and Cutie, I think I'm about to start!!!!
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  4. 01-27-2004, 03:44 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    does running to a friend's empty house during lunch to watch porn and rub one out count?

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    I am not sure how old this post is, but I had to reply. YES, it does count
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  5. 01-27-2004, 03:55 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?
    LMAO...you're too funny girl!
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  6. 01-27-2004, 04:40 PM #46
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    I just want to know which 5 of you are liars.
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  7. 01-27-2004, 06:22 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    I just want to know which 5 of you are liars.

    It's an open poll. Click on the number 5 and you can see the member. DOY
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  8. 01-27-2004, 06:23 PM #48
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    Only if it is extremely Necessery
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  9. 01-27-2004, 06:35 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    It's an open poll. Click on the number 5 and you can see the member. DOY
    Oh you mean everyone can see..ooops


    cfiler, Khull_Khuum, lloyd_cannon, Pilo18, spywizard your all liars
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  10. 01-27-2004, 07:11 PM #50
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    You f-in kill me man.
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  11. 01-27-2004, 07:15 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by silenoz
    You f-in kill me man.
    You liar! I know you jack off at work!
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  12. 01-27-2004, 07:23 PM #52
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    oh i like that

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?
    i never finish in the tanning bed , but i do indulge in some me time there. i jerk off in my car sometimes when i get the urge if i'm on the road awhile, **** i jerk off like 3-4 times a day andthat's not counting the sex. i'm always a very horny boy. that's kinda hot jenna.too bad you dated big kev or that would have been good browwnie points for you
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  13. 01-27-2004, 11:44 PM #53
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    Masturbating at work......wouldn't that give new meaning to "hands-on" training?

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  14. 01-28-2004, 09:53 AM #54
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    hump at work...jack it at work..but not jacking on the sly..this ol gal that was in the same squadron as I was, like dfo rme to jack it. then slap her when I was about to go...the GULP...she would take all the sauce! I was supposed to doing parachute checks..but instead..feeding this hook some of my Bama-yoghurt. I really hated to transfer!
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  15. 01-28-2004, 01:06 PM #55
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    i got head in high school in a empty classroom druing summer school but never had a chance to jerk off in school... but at work its fair game..
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  16. 02-01-2004, 12:02 AM #56
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    My boss has told me I'm not allowed to masterbate at work

    *pout*

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  17. 02-01-2004, 12:07 AM #57
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    Gawd! Cant believe this thread is still being kicked around. Bunch of AR perv's we got up in here.

    Well I dated this really HOT girl and she used to use a vibrator on the way home from work everyday. She bragged about doing this and trying different ones. She used to break them out every time we had sex. Really liked that girl to bad she had an infidelity problem. Loved the good freaky sex but she got drunk at a party and did my buddy in the bathroom.

    bump...bump...bump...another bites the dust....and another's one gone...another's one gone....another one bites the dust.
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  18. 02-01-2004, 06:21 AM #58
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    Hey man sorry you lost a good buddy.................

    Girls they come they go... but a good friend...............oh but of coarse i was assuming you dumped him with the girl....???

    But maybe not.............




    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    Gawd! Cant believe this thread is still being kicked around. Bunch of AR perv's we got up in here.

    Well I dated this really HOT girl and she used to use a vibrator on the way home from work everyday. She bragged about doing this and trying different ones. She used to break them out every time we had sex. Really liked that girl to bad she had an infidelity problem. Loved the good freaky sex but she got drunk at a party and did my buddy in the bathroom.

    bump...bump...bump...another bites the dust....and another's one gone...another's one gone....another one bites the dust.
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  19. 02-01-2004, 10:37 AM #59
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  20. 02-01-2004, 12:08 PM #60
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    I don't masturbate at work. I work at masturbating.

    but then again, i don't have a job...just school...and i don't think i could do it at school...
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  21. 02-01-2004, 04:33 PM #61
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    Yes....Why the hell not. I work a five on five off schedule so Im not home for five days at a time when working....there are rarely females on the job with us so its imagination masturbation for the most part. But it must be done or I would explode. literally :spudnikbo
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    ps the more threads I read from cutieface the more I like her....So naughty, so bad, but so good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs2
    But it must be done or I would explode. literally :spudnikbo
    sounds more like it must be done SO you can explode...literally
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  25. 02-01-2004, 05:37 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    I don't masturbate at work. I work at masturbating.

    but then again, i don't have a job...just school...and i don't think i could do it at school...
    cb is going to be the masterbating dentist who enjaculates in your mouth while your under anestisha....
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  26. 02-01-2004, 06:44 PM #66
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    I tried but people kept hearing my vibrator through the stall door!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    cb is going to be the masterbating dentist who enjaculates in your mouth while your under anestisha....
    lol...i do have *some* control...don't think i could do it in a healthcare setting...something too sterile about the whole thing...
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  28. 02-05-2004, 10:57 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs2
    ps the more threads I read from cutieface the more I like her....So naughty, so bad, but so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    does running to a friend's empty house during lunch to watch porn and rub one out count?

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    can girls "rub one out"???
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    QB,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    You've never watched a girl work one????

    Man it's like great foreplay... except you get to watch..

    then you get to hit...........it.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    You've never watched a girl work one????

    Man it's like great foreplay... except you get to watch..

    then you get to hit...........it.............
    yes i have, but you dont call it "rubing one out" they call it...plunging the pickle or sum sh*t i dunno
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    Plunging the pickle.................

    that's a good one...........

    watch for a new post..........


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    yes i have, but you dont call it "rubing one out" they call it...plunging the pickle or sum sh*t i dunno
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  34. 02-08-2004, 01:33 AM #74
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    OMF Im never eating Kentucky again :/
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    Originally Posted by Jenna
    No, not kidding... is that bad?

    I think it's only bad when I purposely moan a littel louder so the guy at the front counter can hear me. I just wave at him with a evil grin when I leave


    OMG!! THAT IS SOOOOOOO EVIL JENNA! I LOVE YOU!!!
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    I worked at a computer lab in college and I caught a guy jerking off to porn in the lab and we called the cops and they went behind him while he was jacking off and grabbed him. They caught the guy rosy handed. It was freaking hilarous casue this guy lived next to me in the dorms and he was a total freak jack ass that everyone hated. His room was a pigsty and I remember I loaned him a book once and he returned it completely messed up and torn and tattered and I beat his ass for it and made him pay for it. Here is another funny ass story about this freak, my roomate hated him with a passion so when my roomate was out of town I invited this dude to my room and told him to sit on the bed and i took pictures of him on my roomates bed laying on it and put the pictures on my roomates computer hahahahahah he was freaked out. But in relation to the thread, I worked as a security guard at a museum in college and if it wasnt busy i'd go whack off in the urinals. Thats sick huh!
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    OMF Im never eating Kentucky again :/
    Mate you know you order 2 tubs of coleslaw with every order LOL.........Hitman
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    I'm jacking off right now! BEAT THAT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RP7
    I'm jacking off right now! BEAT THAT!

    I'm beating that right now. If you know what I mean
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