View Poll Results: Do you masturbate at work?

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  • I jack off at work

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  • I jack off at home only

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  • I don't jack off at all

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    Do you masturbate at work?

    Well do you?

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    only when im donating sperm

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    Hell no. Never at work, (or school.) . Only at home.

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    I work from my house....you be the judge....

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    LMAO at moster!

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    Honestly, I never did, but i'd love if the office manager had my nuts on her chin...

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    Why yes, yes i do, you see i have plenty of down time whilst making the salads out the back at KFC...........Hitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman
    Why yes, yes i do, you see i have plenty of down time whilst making the salads out the back at KFC...........Hitman

    OMG!!!!

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    I'm a soldier, so Mmmm lets just say I stand to attention alot and polish my helmet when I'm alone and bored.

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    LMAO @ Bouncer

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    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?

    <<<< JENNA >>>>

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    one of the other managers at my job caught one of his people jerkin' it inside a truck last week, to my astonishment, he told me that the guy was surprised to get caught, well, no s h i t!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?

    Ummm...WOW!

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    Not frequently enough!
    Last edited by chrisAdams; 12-27-2003 at 05:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?
    so thats why all the girls u see coming out of tanning beds are so red faced and hot, and i thought it was the uv rays......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?
    Jenna, that is ****ing hot.

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    what he said...^^^^

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    I jacked off at work when I was by myself. I spunked all over the ****ing desk at like 1am. Poor bastard who has to sit the next day and jeat!

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    Wow, you people have balls. Puts new meaning to the phrase 'working for yourself'. I can't imagine being the guy who gets caught wanking at work, how could he ever live that down??

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    ......and co-workers wonder why I would rather tan at lunch then join them!

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    I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.......

    *wink*

    Cutie

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    Come Cutie.... we're all family here!! Fess up!

    "He without sin, cast the first stone...." so you're safe here!
    Last edited by Jenna; 12-27-2003 at 09:50 PM.

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    I am just reading and laughing. So other than the salad making guy, isnt there a sex-mess problem

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    Had at work in the past now only at home.

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    No, ill do it if i get a chance doh!

    Jenna **** that was hot!

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    I work at a gym so I am around people ALL the time so that would be a no. But when I was working at this restaurant I would after my shift was over...

    or even better if we got some hott girls in I would go to the back office and mess around with them which was always fun.

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    I think i'm gonna give it a shot monday night.. I'll just think of jenna in the tanning booth...

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    cfiler, Khull_Khuum, lloyd_cannon don't jack off at all? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?

    You have got to be kidding me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    No, not kidding... is that bad?

    I think it's only bad when I purposely moan a littel louder so the guy at the front counter can hear me. I just wave at him with a evil grin when I leave
    Bad girl!!!

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    I have a part time job as a porn star so I guess that dont count cuz its part of the job description?

    Jenna, geez after reading your posts you just made this whole board a lot more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

    Jenna, geez after reading your posts you just made this whole board a lot more interesting.
    I agree with u on that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    No, not kidding... is that bad?

    I think it's only bad when I purposely moan a little louder so the guy at the front counter can hear me. I just wave at him with a evil grin when I leave
    **** **** **** in love **** **** **** **** **** **** so in love


    Yes I masterbate at work

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    Hey Buddy.............the masterbation polls are mine.................

    but..............

    ??????????????????????????????????????? j/j maybe


    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
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    Does getting laid at work count?

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    anytime i havent had sex in 3 hours

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    im a nymph, even a self nymph lol

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    does running to a friend's empty house during lunch to watch porn and rub one out count?

    Cutie

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    So long as it's u................ i don't want to think of some guy was in there squeezing one off............

    I know they clean those everytime really gooooood...........




    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Does in the tanning bed on your lunch break count?
    The answer to your every question

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