Well I guess I am a redneck

[BIG TEXAN]

Even though I try and fight it and deny being one I guess this christmas proves I am a redneck..... I'm taking the kids to the ex's tonight to exchange gifts and my ex-mother-in-law has gotten me 20 cans of snuff for my present. Dammit.... well I expect BigGreen to jump and run with this one so lets have it.... Hahahahahahha

[kc]

u a redneck?? nooooo!!!!

[BIG TEXAN]

u a redneck?? nooooo!!!!

Listen here now..... you're about as hcik as I am..... Miss Minnesota.

[kc]

Listen here now..... you're about as hcik as I am..... Miss Minnesota.

you know it... good excuse to have fun, get drunk and cause trouble!!

[BIG TEXAN]

Exactly darlin....

[BIG TEXAN]

Well when I found out she was getting me 20 cans of snuff for x-mas I laughed my ass off because all I thought of was Jeff Foxworthy's "12 Days of Christmas" redneck song.... hahahahahahahaha!

[monster.]

BT....is snuff the same as chew...never tried that yet... but hell 20 cans of chew would be a very merry christmas....

merry x-mass eve by the way

[Juggernaut]

Be proud of who your are Big Texas! If you're a redneck then you're a redneck. And don't listen to the naysayers that dis us southern folk. Women love men who respect their mommas and have real manners. Besides when's the last time you saw some yuppie ass sass mouth a redneck? It's good to be a redneck! hahahaha

[mass junkie]

Yeah you def are a redneck.......(spit).........Ding

[TheMudMan]

Do you still wear the "I love ELVIS" T-Shirt?

[BIG TEXAN]

Do you still wear the "I love ELVIS" T-Shirt?

HEY!!! Talk like that around here will get ya shot.... never bad mouth the King bro.



monster- snuff is like chew... umm Skoal (nasty), Copenhagen, Timber Wolf(my brand) and so on... I used to chew but prefer my snuff.

Jugg- I'm not ashamed.... just not your typical redneck is all.

[Juggernaut]

Mud, if, especially in the south, you don't have an Elvis T-shirt then you have a velvet painting of the king............I think it's a law. hahahaha

[monster.]

kodaik here, i like cop, i hate skoal, is that the name of the snuff you get timberwolf...i gotta try it...... No one wants to be around me when i'm on and have no chew... I throw big time fits...its classic One of the coolest things i saw, was a can at my gym someone left it on the dumbell rack... I was like "I'll be doing that in a few years"

Coming from a city boy, you guys down south got it made... Everyone here is in one big hurry, and you gotta watch your back all the fawking time

[mass junkie]

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You may be a Redneck if You and your dog use the same tree.

Your family tree has no forks.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Your school fight song is"Dueling Banjos".

[TheMudMan]

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

[BigGreen]

Even though I try and fight it and deny being one I guess this christmas proves I am a redneck..... I'm taking the kids to the ex's tonight to exchange gifts and my ex-mother-in-law has gotten me 20 cans of snuff for my present. Dammit.... well I expect BigGreen to jump and run with this one so lets have it.... Hahahahahahha

two things:

1. Too easy...i'm not touching this one.
2. You seem surprised, which confuses me. Would Yao Meng act surprised if someone came up to him and said "you're tall"??

[BIG TEXAN]

two things:

1. Too easy...i'm not touching this one.
2. You seem surprised, which confuses me. Would Yao Meng act surprised if someone came up to him and said "you're tall"??

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

[kc]

Well, since it seems to be a loud and proud redneck christmas around AR...lemme be the first to holler....

NO WORK FOR YOU!!!! I hereby announce that all rednecks can sit at their desk (if ya gotta stay at work) and do absolutely nothing today.

[BIG TEXAN]

Well, since it seems to be a loud and proud redneck christmas around AR...lemme be the first to holler....

NO WORK FOR YOU!!!! I hereby announce that all rednecks can sit at their desk (if ya gotta stay at work) and do absolutely nothing today.

Ok.... when my supervisor comes in and wants to know why paperwork hasn't been turned in today I have ya on speed dial and will let you talk to him.

[kc]

sure thang...wait till about noon my time i'll have a good buzz goin by then

[BIG TEXAN]

WHAT!!!!! I know there's a bar just downstairs... but you aren't supposed to get off to early.....well it dopes only take a beer or two with you..

[kc]

EXACTLY...and the boss and I have this little agreement

[Carlos_E]

Even though I try and fight it and deny being one I guess this christmas proves I am a redneck..... I'm taking the kids to the ex's tonight to exchange gifts and my ex-mother-in-law has gotten me 20 cans of snuff for my present. Dammit.... well I expect BigGreen to jump and run with this one so lets have it.... Hahahahahahha

This shows I am not a redneck. What exactly is snuff??? I thought you made a mistake and wanted to write 20 cans of stuff.

[BIG TEXAN]

Well.... must be nice..... ahhhh he's probably just scared of ya..... I know I am.

[BIG TEXAN]

This shows I am not a redneck. What exactly is snuff??? I thought you made a mistake and wanted to write 20 cans of stuff.

Hahahahahahahha.... it's like chew but finer. Do you know what Copenhagen or Skoal is????

[kc]

Well.... must be nice..... ahhhh he's probably just scared of ya..... I know I am.

fear me??

[BIG TEXAN]

fear me??

Well..... big bombs do come in small packages.... besides you already know my weaknesses.

[kc]

Well..... big bombs do come in small packages.... besides you already know my weaknesses.

ahh yes...and believe me..i'll use it against ya

[BIG TEXAN]

ahh yes...and believe me..i'll use it against ya

cheater!!!!! That's ok... I'll just duct tape ya up in the corner.

[kc]

cheater!!!!! That's ok... I'll just duct tape ya up in the corner.

gotta catch me first

[BIG TEXAN]

I have long arms..... besides.... ya can hide... but you'll have to go to the potty room eventually.

[kc]

hide? wouldn't occur to me...

[BIG TEXAN]

hide? wouldn't occur to me...

Well knowing you... ya'd just keep running around in circles unti lI got tired of watching ya.

[kc]

we'll see who's running in circles

[BIG TEXAN]

HAhahahahaha!!! Did you forget... I don't do cardio darlin.

[kc]

bummer for you

[Carlos_E]

Hahahahahahahha.... it's like chew but finer. Do you know what Copenhagen or Skoal is????

I have no clue. I'd have to do a google search to know what it is.

[BIG TEXAN]

bummer for you

DOUH!!!!!!!!! Ummmmm can I take back my previous statement????

[kc]

dunno..can ya?

[BIG TEXAN]

Meany....