Big Texan You are an ass....

Get out of my dreams. It doesn't help that I've spent the last week partying like a rockstar (think Page, not Buffet). Regardless, having your god ugly mug in my dreams is nothing I had ever wanted. This is sick and twisted. I had a dream about a person I've never met on online message board, and it was a DUDE. I wish you had never posted those pics. The dream went like this...

All of a sudden your devilish self knocked on my door, having known my real name, and address, from which I could only assume Jason gave you from an AllSports Nutrition order. This perplexed me. What was more perplexing was you asking to use my newly renovated upstairs bedroom which had become a satellite branch of 24 Hour Fitness. **** this, I say. Some fat black dude was chilling on my couch for god knows what reason. Later on Big Tex said goodbye to me, winked, and rode off on a horse. I'll leave all references to Mass "Catherine the Great" Junkie out of this tale, as I am disturbed enough as it is.

I need to be shot.

Lady Godiva.....oh my God.....Was I in this dream????? :lol:

Was this a wet dream?

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Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Was this a wet dream?

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Thankfully, no.

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Originally Posted by 8====ramrod8=D

Later on Big Tex said goodbye to me, winked, and rode off on a horse. I'll leave all references to Mass "Catherine the Great" Junkie out of this tale, as I am disturbed enough as it is.

I need to be shot.

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That is the funniest **** i ever heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Originally Posted by 8====ramrod8=D

Thankfully, no.

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OK, you had worried.

You guys should not be so quick to turn this into a big joke...i've long suspected that BigTexan has some kind of Freddy Kreuger-like powers and this only serves to bolster this claim.

One, two, BT's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your finaplix
seven, eight, your protein better be pro-rate
nine, ten, never quarter squat again

or something like that.

Good to see you back in full form Rambo :D

yea...disturbing...you must be enjoying the time back in AZ wayyyy too much bro...:lol:

Rambo RON has messed u up bad bro......next thing u know u will have bigol'legs in your dreams.......lying face to face having pillow talk.......bro that's a :no:



U gotta stop :boozer: or your gonna need :help:

:lol:

Big Green that was pretty good.

and rambo you feeling ok with your cycle? hehe

PM me with the info.

I recently bought a theme park and named it Kingdom of muscles. All of my employees are steroid gobbling ex convicts. Roid rage is not awesome young man. It's terrifying, that's why I'm hiding in your basement... They're after me.

Ok.... what the hell have you been smoking bro?? :lol: I'm flattered that you're dreaming of me and all, and everyone knows that i'm now single tu i just don't swing that way bro... i mean you're a great guy and all.... but please... quit dreaming of me. :lol: sorry if i sound like a smartass... been drinking and am not usually like this