Does anyone have any advice for removing staples from one's choda?

**Nathan** · 01-07-2004, 12:00 AM

Not that I've stapled my own choda of course, I'm just asking because I stapled up CYCLEON's choda pretty severely. There's a good chance he'll never walk again and I'm starting to feel a little guilty. By "guilty" I of course mean "hungry and mildly constipated".

Hey what would happen if I hit enter a billion times and then tried to submit this post? I'm pretty lazy so there's a good chance I won't even finish writing this post before I give

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 01-07-2004, 01:21 AM

I dunno.

**Nathan** · 01-07-2004, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL

I dunno.

For someone with a glowing nose in his avatar, you're less than helpful.

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 01-07-2004, 01:27 AM

Don't make me get all technical with you. I know the choda is a very sensitive spot, very. When I'm taking a shower and I hit my choda, I even flinch. The thought of even having a staple there makes me want to pass out. So to get it out, the simplest and fastest method would be to get an actual Staple Remover. And the whole process would really only take time when you're lining everything up for the staple to be removed. When everything's in place, then you just yank it out and watch the victim have one arm around his backside and the other over his crotch. It's actually a pretty funny mental picture.

**Hitman** · 01-07-2004, 01:54 AM

The only course of action is to go get ya self a coal chisel and a 20oz hammer and go to town on that staple.........Hitman

**rambo** · 01-07-2004, 03:08 AM

It is in this that we have something to marvel at... the choda is one of or most intricately fascinating body parts. Obviously it was designed as a fleshy fun bridge, one that allows the snug contours of a chin, which has been smeared by the fetid stench of defecation. If indeed I were to remove the staple I would first tousle amongst the leaves, as an orgasmic array of extrinsic degradations leaves me in a sepia toned orgy of inhibition. **** you, purple. Give me fuchsia, or give me death.

**RON** · 01-07-2004, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by Hitman

The only course of action is to go get ya self a coal chisel and a 20oz hammer and go to town on that staple.........Hitman

I would put them in a vice before you start chiseling. Just to make sure they don't move on ya.

**bigol'legs** · 01-07-2004, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by RON

I would put them in a vice before you start chiseling. Just to make sure they don't move on ya.

DaBull likes to put stuff in Vices...

**RON** · 01-07-2004, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

DaBull likes to put stuff in Vices...

He said you like it when he did that

**bigol'legs** · 01-07-2004, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by RON

He said you like it when he did that

Hey... watch it, im a new recruit. And he's showing me the ropes.... so Im gonna be at your place with... duct tape, a stool, 150 degree water, a ball pen hammer, a cork screw...

AND 500 hrs of Hoss doing his 500 pound whale..

**LuvMuhRoids** · 01-07-2004, 04:03 AM

Thats DaBull's favorite tool for extortion. His vice. LOL!

**RON** · 01-07-2004, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

Hey... watch it, im a new recruit. And he's showing me the ropes.... so Im gonna be at your place with... duct tape, a stool, 150 degree water, a ball pen hammer, a cork screw...
AND 500 hrs of Hoss doing his 500 pound whale..

So i get to leave my wife at home though right???