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    Bobby pin in her butt chick

    Allright...well my friend Jajuan just called, told me the greatest thing i've ever heard. The anal whore that we all may remember, wanted to get boned in the ass by some dude at the party. Well, he did it, but she went to the ER for the night and got 16 stitches! . I mean he must have really torn her ass up....How the hell she gonna explain that to her parents?!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Allright...well my friend Jajuan just called, told me the greatest thing i've ever heard. The anal whore that we all may remember, wanted to get boned in the ass by some dude at the party. Well, he did it, but she went to the ER for the night and got 16 stitches! . I mean he must have really torn her ass up....How the hell she gonna explain that to her parents?!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
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    Happy new year.
    ahahahahah

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    thats actually pretty funny chris...


    stiches...

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    LoL stitches for anal? Never heard of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammar
    LoL stitches for anal? Never heard of it.
    Hoss' friend must have a huge fking dong, with spikes and razor blades that fly out of it when he ejaculates.

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    Yeah...I mean shes an anal whore anyway...I wanna know what that dude shoved up there....shes been done in her ass like over 1000 times i bet. 16 stitches...? Christ... I mean i'm gonna feel bad for her when she comes back to schoo l though. I'm gonna get a gift basket together, a cucumber, golfballs, mice, gerbils, and hamsters...etc. Stick it in her locker and rub it in

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    Hoss' friend must have a huge fking dong.
    he didnt say he used his dong...

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    A PINECONE! OR a baby porcupine! That HAD to be it! That girl had a huuuuugggeeee asshole....no way someones dong could do all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    he didnt say he used his dong...
    I made a quick edit.. take another look

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    I made a quick edit.. take another look
    I'll be right back, gotta grab some count fing chocula. This thread is too good to pass up.

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    I think hoss got a foot in there somewhere... didnt ya hoss?

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    God ****...what a ****ing whore, hoss make note... It's about QUALITY not QUANITY, anyone can **** these meat holes... Her new name is stiches for now on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    I think hoss got a foot in there somewhere... didnt ya hoss?
    Hell I got my whole **** arm up there....But that was awhile back. Bump for her boyfriend Jeff Hopkins to get on this board,(the ****o threatening me for talking to her) and read about how big of a whore his girl is., and always has been.

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    I think the hardest thing to believe about this post is that hoss has a friend named jajuan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    I think the hardest thing to believe about this post is that hoss has a friend named jajuan.
    a friend period...

    hoss, you dont hang around him and jump up and down saying... "look at me look at me"

    Do you?

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    He must have put glue on it and rubbed it in some sand before he fuked her.

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    Eesh.....I shudder at that thought. NO! I dont jump up and down screaming at him! Jajuan is mr teen tennessee. Hes trying to convince me to compete in contests , but i need a lotttttaaaaa **** work before i'm ready for all that.

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    CA, bigol, your humor is hard to beat. Thanks for the laugh. Hoss, I actually found the story funny.

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    Yeah, I figure since it was new years you all would need a good laugh to get over the hangovers Happy New Year everyone!

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    Count Chocula Rules!

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    Yes it does. I like the strawberry and there was a blueberry guy in that line up wasn't there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    Yes it does. I like the strawberry and there was a blueberry guy in that line up wasn't there?
    You're talking about Frankenberry and Booberry, respectively. Count Chocula's men at arms. Porthos and Aramis to his Arthos. D'Artagnon sucks (yummy mummy.. short lived and crappy) . Maybe i'll go have a bowl of them too.
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    Think so, dunno what happend to the blueberry dude though.

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    Dang Chris...know alotta bout cereal lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Dang Chris...know alotta bout cereal lol
    I lived on it for years. Speaking of cereal, how is she going to crap with stiches in her anus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    I lived on it for years. Speaking of cereal, how is she going to crap with stiches in her anus?
    Omg......I didnt think of that.....wtf is she gonna do?

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    Maybe she'll have a tube up her ass so the **** will come out that. Apparently, she won't mind it at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    I lived on it for years. Speaking of cereal, how is she going to crap with stiches in her anus?
    She should have just put a tampon in there.

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    Thank got we installed the Hoss-thread-limmit-o-matic 2000

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    She should have just put a tampon in there.
    Not to mention.. Colonal damage is a pretty serious thing.. you can get what's called sepsis if it's not taken care of... basically a combination of an ecoli infection and fecal poisoning.. not pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Thank got we installed the Hoss-thread-limmit-o-matic 2000
    For that, a show from the finest dancin bananners ever:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Thank got we installed the Hoss-thread-limmit-o-matic 2000

    seems to be working very nicely as well

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    Sounds to me like he shoved it in there sideways

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    16 stitches? WTF?

    Did she get anally-fisted by a silverback gorilla, or was your friend using a chainsaw??

    Red

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    Sounds like he used a can opener. She is a true anal whore if she wants more after she heals. Thats one scar I wouldnt be proud of.

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    I was wondering, did he have a 2x4 tied to a length of rope? (that way he wouldn't fall in) That could have possible done it. or was he trying to fit hes head up there. Or was it a huge bobby pin?

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    I admit it I did it. Your bro couldnt do the job so I came along and spit on that **** and pulled a porno job on that booty and the girl couldnt hang...lol

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    triple penetration on the anal whore.

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    Heard of it once from my boy that's a prison guard...
    Some new young buck got it good from about 20 inmates and
    needed close to 50 stitches to fix things back up...

    I can't imagine having to take a **** after that one...

    Never heard of it happening from normal kinky bang bang...

    Hoss you're boy must be hung like a Bear or just believes in going in
    dry without lube....

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    LoL stitches for anal? Never heard of it.

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