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    Do single Men masterbate more than married men

    We actually track how often we have sex.... we put $1 in the box if there is simple masterbation (either of us) $5 for sex... $20 for really good sex where some planning and effort went into the evening..

    Don't laugh.. we do about $680 per year (2003) that's 83% of the time someone's getting off.


    The question is..... Who masterbates more often married men or single men.. ??

    The survey should be interesting.. I believe that single men masterbate more often then married men...

    After all, we have to wait until the wife goes to sleep..
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    I'll let RON answer this one....

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    never been married. but if i was i wouldnt hide the fact that i had to do myself. id be sure to let her know that im so unsatisfied that i'd rather be with the toilet

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    Hell yes....we single men most likely do! . My girls waiting til marriage. but I can wait, I love her

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    waiting till marriage??? she just doesnt like you! send her to my house and shell change her mind real quick. how old is she 16??? thats legal. ill take care of that "until marriage" problem and then you can have her back

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    waiting till marriage??? she just doesnt like you! send her to my house and shell change her mind real quick. how old is she 16??? thats legal. ill take care of that "until marriage" problem and then you can have her back

    15 bro, shes 15....but you would do her, I know you would.

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    whens her birthday???

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    i already got her a present

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    After all, we have to wait until the wife goes to sleep..
    Says who? I dont know how you bros take care of business in minnesota......But I for one.......do it more now (married) than I did before i was single......I guess when i was single i was getting so much ass I didnt need to jack it......now that im married and am stuck with the same ass....I do it more....and use more imagination....hell Ive slept with Salma hayek, Catherine zeta jones, janet jackson, all in one day...

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    May 16.....

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    Hmm....What could you have got my girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Says who? I dont know how you bros take care of business in minnesota......But I for one.......do it more now (married) than I did before i was single......I guess when i was single i was getting so much ass I didnt need to jack it......now that im married and am stuck with the same ass....I do it more....and use more imagination....hell Ive slept with Salma hayek, Catherine zeta jones, janet jackson, all in one day...
    Try Krystal Steal, Brianna Banks, or Sky lopez.

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    just a piece of meat

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    **** Hoss you gonna let anal devourer talk about your woman like that?

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    Heh....a cocktail sausage eh? Ahh....I'd rather give her my 11inch bratwurst, she thinks those taste better.

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    hey gramps stay out of this! im just tryin to help the youngun out! while helping myself of course and hoss where in the hell did you dream up 11 inches? if you had 11 inches and still couldnt nail this chick we would have to disown you

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    hey gramps stay out of this! im just tryin to help the youngun out! while helping myself of course and hoss where in the hell did you dream up 11 inches? if you had 11 inches and still couldnt nail this chick we would have to disown you
    I can't help if shes more strict with her religion then I am.... Were both catholic, i mean we literally have everything in common. We tried thinking of something we didnt have in common, I brought up allergies.........Same allergies,wtf? I never said she wouldnt fool around....I'm just saying shes waiting til marriage.

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    well if your catholic pretend shes a boy and act like a priest

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    **** Hoss you gonna let anal devourer talk about your woman like that?
    Hes just foolin bro....I hope. Otherwise I would have to rip out his nipple rings, crucify him upside down, and set him on fire. And then distribute his anadrol to the members of AR .

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    well if your catholic pretend shes a boy and act like a priest
    ohhhhhhhhhhh man...WHOOOOOOOOO! hahaha, that is the funniest **** i've heard all day. Thats a good idea , brings a smile to my face.

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    you talkin bout my drol boy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    you talkin bout my drol boy???
    No...what gave ya that idea?

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    hoss is offering free drol ???

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    What ya mean free? I would charge 27cents!

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    hoss if offering .27 cent drol ???

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    Read my signature bro.....

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    you didnt pm anyone you posted this in an open forum!

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    All info I state is purely fictional...not to be taken literally...nor is any of it true

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    and if nothing you say is true how do you ever expect me to believe you??? does that mean you dont really love me???

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    So can anyone else answer or is this thread for hoss and anadrol

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    score is 14 hoss and 12 replies anadrol in 1 thread ,way to jack a thread guys

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    yea.. they hijacked it... it sounds like a spat... but it looks like anadrol will be masterbating more often..

    just stay way from the chunky peanut butter and you should be fine..
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    welcome to the playground DB. do you have any lewd comments for rachel you'd like to add? by all means take it away...

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    what was this thread about???

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    Delete the thread bro they'll cry about there post count ,,go for it!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    yea.. they hijacked it... it sounds like a spat... but it looks like anadrol will be masterbating more often..

    just stay way from the chunky peanut butter and you should be fine..
    refer to triplets...

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    but its so funny.. ??? or do i find it funny that it keeps getting bumped??

    lol
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    ......Don't flame on Rachel DB. Hell say wahtever you guys want about me, call me a fat idiot or a midget or gay or worthless or something. Don't talk about her though

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    refer to triplets...
    Okay....you take the Triplets, i'll keep Rachel.

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    DB wouldnt flame a nice little catholic girl. tie her up and spank her a little maybe... j/k bro i'll leave rachel alone.
    but what was the whales name???

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