How do I break up with this girl?

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Yo bro's,

I met this girl. Real pretty, really nice, hot and awesome in bed too. Really no complaints with her. The only problem is that something doesn't feel right, so I need to find an excuse to break it off with her, but gently.

Any suggestions?

[monster.]

Hmmmmm...whats not right...and is it just me or is Janurary, Juice head breakup month... Tell her, be like i like you and all but this isn't going to work...when she asks why, be like there is someone else?....

me
you
anadrol devourer
crankenstein

what gives...

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Serious eh? Weird though. This girl is pretty much perfect, but something doesn't feel right. I don't know what, but it really isn't going to end up anywhere. I just don't want to hurt her 'cause she really is a good girl.

[SpunHoney]

~ Just tell her that truth,,,, she may be upsetm but she will respect you and thank you for being honest with her! Dont look for an exucse just be truthful!~

[monster.]

that doesn't make any sense, if she's a really good girl then why don't you want anything to do with her?... If you really want her gone, be like There is someone else i got feelings for, then she'll get the hint..I'm confused, she's hot, she's "pretty much perfect" but its not going to go anywhere... whats the dilly?

[monster.]

~ Just tell her that truth,,,, she may be upsetm but she will respect you and thank you for being honest with her! Dont look for an exucse just be truthful!~

yea thats what i meant!!!! LOL

[BigGreen]

~ Just tell her that truth

That's just about the craziest **** thing i've ever heard....crazy enough that it just might work.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Hahaha
I think I may have too. She is pretty much perfect, but I think it's a little TOO Perfect. Scary **** man, lot's to live up too. The only thing that really kinda bothers me is that she's kinda TOO into my life? Like she's always calling me and asking what I'm doing, and cooking desserts for my family and stuff like that. I've been going out with her for a month? Kinda pushes me further away when someone wants to get that close. I need my space to do my things, with her, it's kinda hard without hurting her feelings.

[BigGreen]

Now i see your problem...yup, there's nothing worse than a girl who can cook..no one wants one of those. I'm just joshin' ya - i can definitely relate to the "too involved" aspect.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Haha, no no. I love the fact that she cooks. That's **** sexy. But she's too attached too soon. That's not a bad thing, but everyone needs their space. I need my own. I already find myself making up excuses so I can have a day to myself where I don't have to call her and talk on the phone about "my day" or how I "feel". Jeez.

[bigol'legs]

got any pics?

[bigol'legs]

Bro, seriuosly have you told her you need space? Talk to her and maybe tell you how ya feel.

[bermich]

Sleep with her sister and show her photos.
Thats as subtle as I make it.

[BigGreen]

Sleep with her sister and show her photos.
Thats as subtle as I make it.

You, my friend, have been on a roll of late. Between Nathan's absence and your newfound streak, if "the winnies" were going to happen, you'd be a shoo-in for "funniest male poster"...do not let this go to your head.

[LORDBLiTZ]

The only problem is that something doesn't feel right.

Any suggestions?

Maybe you're gay

[mass junkie]

How good was the sex? I want details? Did she give you the reverse cowgirl or what?

[bigol'legs]

How good was the sex? I want details? Did she give you the reverse cowgirl or what?

see... we want pics..

[darmadoc]

You do understand that breaking uo with her means you have to stop having sex with her right. Sometimes on this board you can never be sure.

[mass junkie]

see... we want pics..

of course bro are you freaking kidding me.......test has me acting like a **** fool

[bigol'legs]

Ok Ronny Ive figured it out...

Unlike all the other girls youve been with, you didnt say "this ones for AR" when you were going to town on her...

Try this and I bet it will feel better...

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

How good was the sex? I want details? Did she give you the reverse cowgirl or what?

Haha, well, she's done positions I thought only porn stars do, and I've been with freak girls. Let's see...

She got on top, but squated on me and woo-wee. That felt wicked. She did it facing and away from me. Doggstyle? She does the work, she goes back and forth. That's awesome. Plus she's louad and really into it. Crazy.

And no, I'm not gay. I just have a lot of 'women-friends'. I think that's another problem, I have '**** friends'. A few of them. No word of a lie, I slept with 3 different girls in ONE day. And now, I have even more. None of them know about eachother, and that's another reason I have a guilty conscienceness. I'm not ready to settle down, but she wants too. Gimme mah space.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Ok Ronny Ive figured it out...

Unlike all the other girls youve been with, you didnt say "this ones for AR" when you were going to town on her...

Try this and I bet it will feel better...

HAHA! That was ONE time man! ONE time! I have plenty PLENTY PLENTY of stories bro. I mean a TONNE. I'm just too lazy to type them out, but tonight, I feel like I can type a few of them out. Hahah...

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

You do understand that breaking uo with her means you have to stop having sex with her right. Sometimes on this board you can never be sure.

SEE, that's another thing...breaking up with her, you'd think that there'd be no more sex? But yes, yes there would be. That's another thing. It's good, very good sex. She likes it, I like it. So I'm pretty sure there'd be good sex.

[bigol'legs]

HAHA! That was ONE time man! ONE time! I have plenty PLENTY PLENTY of stories bro. I mean a TONNE. I'm just too lazy to type them out, but tonight, I feel like I can type a few of them out. Hahah...

Good! hehe me and mass will listen up..

[mass junkie]

Good! hehe me and mass will listen up..

Shut up and let the man type...

[bigol'legs]

Shut up and let the man type...

sorry man... im sitting over here like a kid at christmas..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Here's a funny story...

I invite a FF ***** friend* out to a club one night, knowing I'm gonna get action. And no no, she ain't ugly either. Actually, a very good looking broad. So I'm at my own club, on my night off from bouncing, and it's a little past midnight. The FF, we'll call her Sherry, was about 15 minutes late, so I figured she wasn't coming. So I start talking to one of the bartenders (WHO happens to the girl I need to break up with now). I start flirting with her and she flirts back, I lean against the wall with a buddy of mine (A CUT ABOVE from Ripped Canadians) and there's these two HOT twin chicks who stand right beside me. Score.

So I lean over and start talking the girl. We start talking and I ask about her sister and blah blah blah. I ask her what her type is and she looks me up and down and says, "You". I start laughing and I ask her to dance, so we go upstairs and start dancing (she's a ho-slute, I already know 5 dudes who've been with this girl in the last month) and she's getting all grimey and slutty with me on the dance floor.

Next thing I see is Sherry (the original girl I was supposed to meet) come up, WHILE I was dancing with the other girl, and give me a kiss on the lips and start hugging me. I'm thinking, "Oh ****". The twins stop dancing with me and look at Sherry. Sherry looks at them. They start hugging eachother. Turns out they ****in' know eachother? The whole time I'm talking dirty to the Twins and they know the girl I was supposed to meet. I grab 'A Cut Above' (the guy from RippedCanadians.com) and I say let's get outtah here quick. **** is about to erupt.

So I tell the ladies I have to use the Mens room and take off. I watch from above and they start talking, then they look around and they split up. So I go downstairs and pass the Twins like I didn't see them, they grab me and continue dancing with me. That was weird.

I go back to the bottom floor and I see Sherry, she grabs me and starts kissing me and grabbing my crotch. Then she whispers, "You can have your fun with the Twins, but you're coming home with me." I have this huge ass smile on my face and tell her to Text Message me when she's leaving and I'll go back to her place. She says fine.

So I go and dance with the Twins the rest of the night and get their number. They say, "Are you going back with Sherry?" I say, "No" and they wink and say, "Next week you're coming back with one of us." I ****in' was the happiest guy in the world.

Needless to say I went back to Sherry's house and it was the crappiest bang of my life. She just lay there. I HAD to fake an Orgasm. How **** was that. I just wanted to get up outtah there.

But I have way more stories.

[Kittychick]

Ummmmmmm.....first off if u want to SLOW things down with her...and just sleep with her (because that is what ur getting at) tell her. Let her know that ur not ready to settle down and that u still into seeing other ppl. If she is a cool chic she will go along with it. But if she is wrapped up with u (like u said she is) them Im sure it isnt going to fly. But me being a woman dont hurt her...dont sleep with her...let her think things are good with u and her and then screw other girls that just hurts and is plain mean.

Decide what u want...dont be playing both sides Oh and on the contrary of what guys think...a girl likes it better if he tell the TRUTH! No lies just the truth.

[bigol'legs]

Dang ronny.... you man-whore..

[Vik]

I know Ronny's stories may sound a little fake or even made up....but this **** is 100% true...the mofo's a real life ladies man...

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

I know Ronny's stories may sound a little fake or even made up....but this **** is 100% true...the mofo's a real life ladies man...

Vik is my cousin, we also bounce together.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Ummmmmmm.....first off if u want to SLOW things down with her...and just sleep with her (because that is what ur getting at) tell her. Let her know that ur not ready to settle down and that u still into seeing other ppl. If she is a cool chic she will go along with it. But if she is wrapped up with u (like u said she is) them Im sure it isnt going to fly. But me being a woman dont hurt her...dont sleep with her...let her think things are good with u and her and then screw other girls that just hurts and is plain mean.

Decide what u want...dont be playing both sides Oh and on the contrary of what guys think...a girl likes it better if he tell the TRUTH! No lies just the truth.

Oh, I know. Trust me. If there's one thing I do, I tell all the girls up front. I tell them that I'm not looking for nothing serious and that my ex-girlfriend is still very much in the picture. I'm honest, it's their choice to stay. I don't decieve them into sleeping with me. That's their choice.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Big Ol? You get my e-mail?

[Kittychick]

Oh, I know. Trust me. If there's one thing I do, I tell all the girls up front. I tell them that I'm not looking for nothing serious and that my ex-girlfriend is still very much in the picture. I'm honest, it's their choice to stay. I don't decieve them into sleeping with me. That's their choice.

Well good then....so tell her that u just want to sleep with her....u obviously have to be one hell of a ladies man

[bigol'legs]

Big Ol? You get my e-mail?

ya bro...

I still cant find the OMFG!!! droolie smilie..

[Kittychick]

BOl for some reason that lil smilie....I could just see u laughing like that....every dam n time I see u use it....

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Well good then....so tell her that u just want to sleep with her....u obviously have to be one hell of a ladies man

Nothing special, I just figured women out...atleast I think so...

1) The less attention you pay to a women, the more you grab her attention
2) The less you talk about sex, the more they think it
3) The more you tease, the more they want
4) Kissing leads to sex


AND I have a seven step series on how to pick up a chick that never fails. Well, ALMOST never. But I can't even being to tell you how many girls i've picked up that have had boyfriends. I don't do that though, once I find out I'm outtah there. I would hate for someone to do that to me, so I don't do that to anyone else.

[bigol'legs]

BOl for some reason that lil smilie....I could just see u laughing like that....every dam n time I see u use it....

I like

[bigol'legs]

Nothing special, I just figured women out...atleast I think so...

1) The less attention you pay to a women, the more you grab her attention
2) The less you talk about sex, the more they think it
3) The more you tease, the more they want
4) Kissing leads to sex


AND I have a seven step series on how to pick up a chick that never fails. Well, ALMOST never. But I can't even being to tell you how many girls i've picked up that have had boyfriends. I don't do that though, once I find out I'm outtah there. I would hate for someone to do that to me, so I don't do that to anyone else.

Bro, you need to make a book... cause then you'd get some money, and you'd have a hit out on you for figuring out women's secrets..

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

LOL @ Big Ol' Legs!
MAYBE I WILL!