movie quotes

[redrumkev]

May the wind always be at your back and the sun apon your face. And may the winds of destiny carry you a loft to dance with the stars.

George Jung
Blow

[redrumkev]

Sometimes your flush, sometimes your bust. When your up its never as good as it seems and when you down you never think you will be up again. But life goes on.

Georges Jungs Father ???
Blow

[redrumkev]

Ryan, alot of things in here don't react well to bullets.

Sean Connory
Hunt For Red October

[redrumkev]

If you feel the heat around the corner you better be able to drop everything and walk away in 30 seconds flat.

Robert Deniro
Heat

[DocHoliday]

“You want to know how I did it Anton? I never saved anything for the swim back!”

I wasn’t putting a tag to the quotes but everyone seems to be, so…ok

That was from Gattaca

[DocHoliday]

"what about Bob?" What About Bob

[DocHoliday]

“I like pizza Steve” Multiplicity

[DocHoliday]

“It’s always you, me and Doyle.”

“Who the Fuk is Doyle?”

“You know, everything that must go wrong will go wrong”

“You mean Murphey you Fukin idiot.”

25th hr.

[DocHoliday]

“It’s Chili Palmer. It’s chili outside, it’s chili inside, it’s a regular fukin Chili fest”

“I’m the one telling you how it is, ok **** head”

“look at me”


“I’m from Miami fukin beach and you want to show me the ocean?”
“They say the fog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets”

All from Get Shorty

[DocHoliday]

"Sammy, slappy,sweany, swan, swansON?" ... "Samsonite! I was way off!"

"Big Gulps huh? Ok, see you later"


Doc

[DocHoliday]

"What is love? Is not love, not unlike the not unlike the unlikely not it is unliking to?”

“yeah baby, that was cool but I have to go.”

Lady’s Man

[DocHoliday]

“Oh, oh, are and how are you going to ensure my bag is properly checked? Are you going to go down there with the men with the little yellow ear muffs? No! So listen when I say that I’m done with the checking of the bag conversation. All I want to do is not listen to you. So back off Bi tch.”

Close enough

From Meet the Parents

[DocHoliday]

“Let me ask you something. Does your motha sew? Bam! Have her sew that.”

Christopher Walkin in Joe Dirt

[DocHoliday]

"monKEY"

"GAmes, more games, games that wanna get out”

12 Monkeys

[DocHoliday]

“Let me ask you something, ‘Jon,’ when you’re insane, as you clearly are. Do you know that you’re insane? Do you stop in the middle of you day when you’re masturbating in your own fesses and say, man I’m really fuking insane”

“He’s a lunatic. Probably rubbing himself with peanut butter… ‘oooh’”

Seven

[DocHoliday]

"you speak whale? Oh, I wish I spoke whale.”

Finding Nemo

[DocHoliday]

“pardon my Frech, but Karmon is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his azz, in one week you’d have a diamond.

Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.

[DocHoliday]

“You need people like me, so you can point your fingers and say, that’s the bad guy. Make way for the bad guy”

Scarface

[DocHoliday]

“Proper Fuked”

Snatch

[DocHoliday]

“You make me want to be a better man”

As Good As It Gets

[ripsid]

"Drop the gun grab the Canolies" Godfather
"Someday I may call upon you to do me a favor"
"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

"SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS! AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD RIIIGHT UP IT!!" Pacino from Heat

"It's not my car, I stole it" "I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore" Fletch
"Excuse me my car just hit a waterbuffalo, can I borrow your towel" Fletch
"Dr. Rosen, Dr. Rosenrosen, Dr. Rosenpenis... could you corolate these?" Fletch
"I can't lie....I'm a mattress inspector and there are no tags on these mattress'" Fletch

"Shmoke and a Pancake, Pipe and a Crep, Bong and a blintz? Ahhh there's no pleeshing you!" Goldmember
"Oh I don't know who am I?!" Dr. Evil to Scotty
"I bet she shags like a minx!" Austin Powers
"Do I make you make horney baby, YEAHHH!" Austin Powers

"Slappit... Slap that C*Nt!" American Giggilo (I saw that part when I was like 10 and it's stuck with me for 24 years! sad very sad!

SID

[ripsid]

I almost forgot, DeNiro from The Untouchables one of the most underrated performances EVER! He was unreal..

"I want him DEAD, I want his family DEAD, I wan them all DEAD!"
"Baseball! Americas past time! When you're in the field it's as a team, but when you come to the plate...IT'S TIME FOR INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS!!!" (insert crushing of the skull with a baseball bat!) AWESOME!

"Hey yo!" From Rocky about 5000 times!

"Bite the curb!" American history X!

"Tiny weiner and little nuts!" Master of Disguise

Oh man it's early...I'll have 50000 more in the next hour..

SID

[DocHoliday]

Ripsid,

American History X was a great movie, but that line makes me cringe. One of the most on the edge scenes I’ve ever seen. The anticipation for that rampage was a horrible feeling.

Doc

[DocHoliday]

“Don’t talk to me that way F face, I don’t work for you yet.” Fletch

[DocHoliday]

“You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Ok, we’ll get one more.” George Clooney Ocean’s 11

[ripsid]

Doc,
I remember that scene and will forever! It was unreal! but it shows you the rage and hate that brews in people. That movie was just awesome! Ed norton deserved every ounce of credit he got with that role.

SID

[monster.]

"This watch...... This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the **** ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be ****ed if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hid something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you...."

Pulp Fiction

[the_rebirth]

This must be bat country..

[ripsid]

"I almost bought this place, then I heard hop along cassidy shot himself here... bow and arrow very weird" FLETCH

"Who are you sir?"
"I ar pissed" Fletch 2

"I'm pissin' blood, spittin' blood, bleeden'" Fletch 2

"What kind of name is Poon anyways"
"Commanche Indian" Fletch

"Yes can I Jim Swarthows number, Freda lost it"
"who's freda?"
"My secretary"
"who are you?"
"Freda's boss" Fletch

"I'm Scotch-Romanian."
"That's a strange pair"
"You should see my parents!"
Fletch

"Did you decorate this place or did Mrs. Chief of Police do it?" Fletch

"Who are you?"
"Fletch F. Fletch"
"What do you do Mr. Fletch?"
"I'm a sheppard"
"Why are you doing this Fletch?"
"Because I like to be manhandled... I like you chief"
Fletch

"(sing) Moooooon River....., you using the hole fist doc? you ever serve time?"
"I can't find anything."
"Well, it's not for a lack of lookin'!"
Fletch

"You ever see a splein this large?"
"Nooooo not since breakfast"
Fletch

"oh oh ah oh oh...you're not taping this are you?"
"Nooooooo nooo never never!"

Guess? yep Fletch...

SID

[monster.]

((latimer doing clean/jerks after first football practice, while everyone is beat to hell)) Coach: "Anybody can put on 40lbs over the summer with the right diet..."

lol...the program!!!

[daman1]

"uh uh. i know what your thinking punk. did he fire six shots or only five. to be honest, i forgot my self in all this excitement. but being this is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world that would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, "do i feel luck?" well do ya, punk!?"

harry callahan in Dirty Harry

[DocHoliday]

“and your two friends are the balls along for the ride. And the fact that my gun has Desert Eagle 7.5 written down the barrel should prescipitate you and your balls to be shrink even further”

“Tricky fuking Russian”

Snatch

[DocHoliday]

I’m having so much fun with this thread. I’m glad it’s taking off. Those Fletch quotes had me cracking up. That Pulp Fiction one too. There are some great quotes here. Keep them coming guys.

“Where the fuk you been?” little Chinese guy in Ocean’s 11

[DocHoliday]

“Hit me.”

“I can’t hit you Manchini, for Christ’s sakes, you’re all a bunch of lunatics”

“Hit me”

Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

[DocHoliday]

“Take me Garth.”

“Where? I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.”

Wayne’s World

[DocHoliday]

“Say when.”

“Why Billy! Are we cross? If we weren’t friends…I just don’t think I could bear it.”

“Well I have two guns, one for the each of ya.”

“Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now.”

“You’re a daisy if you do.”

Doc Holiday Tombstone!!!!!!!!

[animal-inside]

"have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

The Joker

[DocHoliday]

“Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed? Jerk that pistol and go to work. Come on boy! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.”

Tombstone

[DocHoliday]

“I’m not a spy. Would a spy pee himself huh?”

LOL

True Lies

[Dude-Man]

"i can't believe that just ****ing happened!"

boondock saints.. right after they blow up the cat.