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    A little light reading for you guys

    I wanted to share this with AR. It’s a poem I wrote in a few hours, one of my favorites. I just thought some would enjoy reading it. Enjoy.


    Ticking clocks
    And flying storks
    Dropped from air
    Without any hair
    Left to cry
    Spanked by a guy
    Crippled and cold
    Too cute to hold
    Starting to talk
    Starting to walk
    Getting too big
    Thin as a twig
    Always running
    Never stopping
    Now bike riding
    Always whining
    Getting extra hair
    Right down there
    Now you're a teen
    Oh so mean
    Cruel to the bone
    Looking to bone
    You’re all vexed
    From lack of sex
    It’s all gravy
    It’ll work out baby
    Now you're in college
    Hooked on phonix
    Live it up
    Get fuked up
    You drink too much
    Pay bills Dutch
    Never tipping
    Always dipping
    Four years gone by
    You’re a grad guy
    It’s all grand
    Making fifty grand
    Learning the ropes
    Smoking dope
    Find a wife
    Start a new life
    You have fights
    Very long nights
    The ups and downs
    The grins and frowns
    It’s all gravy
    She’s your baby
    You have a child
    Nothing wild
    Not any more
    Life’s a bore
    He’s a teen
    Boy is he mean
    Doesn’t love you
    That’s not true
    He moves away
    Beg him to stay
    Starts his own life
    You lose your wife
    You’re alone
    Cold as stone
    Few more years
    Many more tears
    Family visits
    Have their limits
    When you’re in the home
    Oh so alone
    You lose your mind
    Life is unkind
    Get real sick
    Real hard to kick
    You have a seizure
    An old geezer
    Who can’t hold it?
    Doesn’t make it
    Your life is lost
    Memories tossed
    The ones to remember
    Are family members.

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    Gently floating
    Openly seeing
    Outside the comforts
    Deprived of breathe
    Pushing you back
    On to the water
    Every thing else
    Moving with time
    Dont just jump
    Openly into regret
    Close yourself off
    Hold onto a dream
    Only if lies
    Lay waiting
    Inside you
    Dropping again
    Another promising
    Year past

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    That's great Doc, I love it.
    Here's one of mine...

    Am I who I want to be
    Beautiful I am not, but humble possibly
    Spontaneous and outgoing, gentle and caring more appropriatley
    Proud and outspoken, more like meek and shy
    The center of attention, actually more willing to listen when you need to talk
    Strong in body, maybe, but strong in charecter and strong in heart is more valuable
    Maybe I am not all I would like to be
    But I just might be all that you need me to be

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    Cool guys. Big’Ol that one of yours?

    Peam, is that poem about AAS? LOL just kidding, I like it.

    Doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday
    Cool guys. Big’Ol that one of yours?

    Peam, is that poem about AAS? LOL just kidding, I like it.

    Doc
    ya... ya like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ya... ya like it
    How did I know big would chime in on this.......Hes a lil light in the loafers

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    How did I know big would chime in on this.......Hes a lil light in the loafers
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm bigol…you gonna take that from mass?

    Mass, when you’re driving around in your cadi Escalade, do you wear the bib?

    I know you’ve written something mass. Maybe a “cute” little haiku? Or better, some sappy love poem?


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    From the diet forum. I posted this a while back.

    An ode to carbohydrates...

    Dearest carbohydrate i write this now as i eat my oatmeal,
    Nice and full, that is how you make me feel.

    I dream about you night and day,
    Please don't ever go away.

    Sometimes indeed you make me fat,
    Why do you tease me so and make me look like a chubby rat.

    There are many things we do not know,
    But i won't list them now so i can keep my rhythmic flow.

    Sometimes i swear you off and cycle anew,
    But when i do not eat you i can not poo.

    To go without you i can not grow,
    To live without you is a life i can not know.

    Why do you taunt me so i can not choose?
    You are there even when i drink my booze!

    Oh dearest carb i wish you well...

    But as i write this in my eyes tears begin to swell!

    Do not leave me my friend!
    Without you my muscle growth will be put to end!

    You will be the end of me,
    And without you there is no use in living free.

    Never leave me good brother,
    For no matter how hard i try i will never leave you for another.

    -Rambo

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    lol, an ode to carbs...

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    Doc doesnt that make you want to get married and have kids? At least they will have green frog heads.

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    Good poem bro..."an ode to carbohydrates" by Rambo was great... I'll post my own when I get home tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter North
    Shouldnt you be in school hoss?? I think i can hear the class bell ringing now. Get to class little one.
    I have to confess...you caught me...

    I'm an 86 year old man, imitating a teenager.

    Actually, I am in class now...Computer Applications, they gave us a chapter to do on microsoft word, i finished in 5 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    That's great Doc, I love it.
    Here's one of mine...

    Am I who I want to be
    Beautiful I am not, but humble possibly
    Spontaneous and outgoing, gentle and caring more appropriatley
    Proud and outspoken, more like meek and shy
    The center of attention, actually more willing to listen when you need to talk
    Strong in body, maybe, but strong in charecter and strong in heart is more valuable
    Maybe I am not all I would like to be
    But I just might be all that you need me to be
    you touched me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    I have to confess...you caught me...

    I'm an 86 year old man, imitating a teenager.

    Actually, I am in class now...Computer Applications, they gave us a chapter to do on microsoft word, i finished in 5 minutes
    I KNEW IT WHEN YOU OFFERED ME A ALL PAID TRIP TO "HANG OUT" #!@# YOUR PROBOBLY A PRIEST TOO!@#!@#

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    Keep posting poems. Why not?

    Grover…NO IT DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO GET MARRIED.

    I am 20yrs old. It makes me want to have sex with every woman I can. LOL.

    One day though, I do want to be in a love so deep only God’s could understand. A strong loving wife and a strong successful child who hold the deepest love for his father.

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    I guess its really hard to say,

    why my heart feels this way,

    crazy I know but all the same,

    my heart just melts,

    when you speak my name,

    I wish I knew or understood,

    just why I feel like this,

    all I know is I love you so,

    and can't wait for our kiss,

    I know your really special,

    a gift from the skies above,

    I thank the lord every day,

    for giving me your love,

    you make me smile,

    when I'm feeling blue,

    you give me feelings,

    warm and yet so true,

    I just don't know the reason why I love you

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    I love you too big'ol!







    Not.

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    I wrote that for my wife..

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