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Thought about it many times....but sadly never ever been lucky enough to penetrate the brown
Come on No one has? nI don't buy it
In one of your other threads you were saying hwo you thought sex was making love to one another in a passionate way....or something like that...Now youre telling us you've done it to a girl in the ass? That kindof contradicts itself...you said you respect women, but you're telling us of some experiences they may be offended by easily...Quote:
Originally Posted by RUDY-14
that post was just a joke bro...haha i actually started the whole thread about thinking about different girls...just thought id try to be funny...guess it didnt really work...
there's no better way to show a girl you love her than holding her head down wile you plow away from behind in the dark star, now that's romance
****, i'm lonely
It's cool bro, we all make mistakes....just take a look at some of my ****in threads!!! hahahaha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RUDY-14
that's actually my trademark...i get a kick out of that ****...show them who's boss :mfight: ...Quote:
Originally Posted by RUDY-14
i like dolphins :)
Captain Random strikes again.....:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
you dont know the dolphin??? stick it in her ass without warning and listen. :)
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Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
ohhhh THAT dolphin! :lol: I thought you were just saying something random , my fault lol That would be interesting to hear he r reaction:)
try that on rachel!!! she doesnt need to wait for marriage for anal does she???
:lol: :lol: Good God.....That girl would go crazy if I tried that. Fooling around is one thing, but i'm not about to shove that up her ass....I can wait, :)Quote:
Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
Brown belt... yep.
No black belt yet though.
Been there done that boys....Its been a while though....greatest experience....she's ridin it gets up and sits on it with the brown herself....what a friek huh?
Jabbing it in a chicks dumper is like grabbing a cat by the scruff of the neck..they way they tense up..and you can lead them around...it is the best!
Dumper :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
LoL BEST THREAD EVER! Its even better when they are a smoker or when they are sick a couple of good coughs and that ass squeezes tight lolQuote:
Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
But a note to everyone that pounds the stink if you wanna clean your dick off real quick karate chop em in the neck and pull out that ass gets so tight its like a squeege(sp?) :lol:
Yeah it is the best....:thumbsup:
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LMAO... this is a funny thread...
I've done it with a few... Honestly I only enjoyed it with one... I guess it's because she was the only one that really showed enjoyment out of it and liked it on regular basis.... da others were just experimenting...
Yeah i've done it a few times.
I used to use it as punishment for my ex, when she piss me off, i'd go. "Do u want me to **** u up the ass for the next week?"
-Sean
5 women have had me knocking on their back doors. Their are some, in fact many, woman who really enjoy it. It is not disrespectful as our young and inexperienced Hoss believes. Passion takes many forms and the behavior of 2 consenting adults is their choice. Now there are real acts of perversion and humiliation, i.e. scat, S&M, B&D, etc. Those who are into that have some real psych issues but that's a different story.
many times. my ex-wife still loves it :D there are two other women that i've converted from being revolted by it to liking it. gotta be patient and gentle...they'll come around.........
I recieved for the first time a few days ago. Experience I'll never forget.
haha,gotta luv it..talk about romance boyz--->nothin like givin em a good ol donkey punch. (:
I love the phrases used to describe it... Donkey punch :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by azstud2
In a good way or in a bad way.Quote:
Originally Posted by takara
I remember (about a year ago) I tagged some dumb bitch in the ass.
Talked to her for awhile before I ever met her. She said she was a virgin and all that lame crap that girls tell a guy just to make him get off.
I meet her, she is drunkingly horny and I knew it was gonna be an easy score.
Naked in her grandparents room, we are doing everything EXXEPT penetration.
I got close to putting it in her puss and she tells me not to put it in cause she doesnt wanna lose her virginity.
Saying no but practically thrusting her pussy on my dick. I knew she was playing that childish "Im a virgin" bullsiht with me. We had all kinds of lotion on us (baby oil, hand lotion, etc)
Fed up with her games, plus I knew she was still drunk and WAY SO HORNY by now, I flipped her over, put some lotion up inside her tight ass and started to rub my dick on it.
She knew what I was gonna do and didnt back off but still acted clueless.
Slowly and surely I slid it in. After about 3 minutes of subtle persuasiion, it was all the way inside her and she then proceeded to turn into PORN STAR mode.
For a virgin she sure took it like a pro. She was backing all the way up into it aggressively and vigorless.
She was a very good girl and was still a virgin after that night I guess, by her standards. No vaginal penetration keeps her pure I guess.
I dont think we talked after that night, maybe due to the fact that we didnt really like each other but since she was already drunk and in the mood, why not hit it.
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Originally Posted by bermich
That was beautiful bermich, f*cking tight story. It's funny how some girls act that way. One thing that I've expierenced was when it (anal) is brought up in a group girls, they will always deny everything, say it's gross and usually bring up the "If you want to put it in a girls a$$ that means you'd like to put it in a guys" bs, but then when you get them alone they usualy wanna test things out.
Neither... it was just unusual. I'll have to try it a few more times to be able to tell if it is a pleasure or a pain.
****. Thats what I like to hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by takara
My friend told me he nailed some young chick in the ass and she was screamin like no tomorrow. Next day she called asking if she could go over. He said sure. She showed up and walked to the bedroom. Next thing he knows she is on elbows and knees with her ass up in the air ready to try it again even though it must have hurt the night before. He always seems to find the experimental ones.
I always find the dumb whores. Im still trying to put it in my girilfriends ass. She wont quite let me put it in cuz it hurts too much. She gets in the mood but I need to get her a little drunk so she doesnt feel it as much.
Yeah, that whole" if you wanna put it in a girls ass then you must not care if you put it in a guys ass" thing is lame. Sorry but a girl with her ass up in the air with nice soft skin and a pussy right underneath it seems to justify the differnce. An ass is not an ass. Playing with her titties during is also a plus.
I've had my brown card for over 10 years. Canadian chicks love it up the ass. They even suck it right after!
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Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
So far Lord has given me three great reasons for moving to Canada. This is the fourth and deal sealer.
Pervert. :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by bermich
Agreed:roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
Come on up man... You'll love Canada it's like the USA's Big Brother only with less guns and drugs...But there is lots of beer so no worries ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bermich
less drugs??? i thought you could have AS and pot up there???Quote:
Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
Nah man not to my knowledge... well def not AS... I think your allowed to have 20grams of pot without prosecution but they will conviscate it... and you still have to buy it illegally... Not quite in the corner stores yet :lol:
ive done it. and liked it. i'll quote somebody from AR -obviously i forgot who- "Like a Virgin Everytime" - Anonymous
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Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ