one free puch (who would you choose??)

**hercules88** · 01-11-2004, 02:31 PM

if you could punch anyone in the world with no consequences or reporcusions, who would it be.

i would choose, my old HS priciple, my old HS hockey coach or barney the dinosaur.

what about you all???

**956Vette** · 01-11-2004, 03:20 PM

I wouldnt mind knockin out Bin laden for one

**LuvMuhRoids** · 01-11-2004, 03:23 PM

Look out hercs been drinking again. He's sluring his typing...

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

Look out hercs been drinking again. He's sluring his typing...

ohhh boy....Hmm, if I could hit anyone who would it be....The little **** that messed my shoulder up. Only i'd probably end up hitting him more then with just a "puch" lol

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 03:35 PM

I wonder how many bro's here would like to take a swing at me.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 01-11-2004, 03:40 PM

we all love ya hoss we need somebody to pick on.

Originally Posted by hoss827

I wonder how many bro's here would like to take a swing at me.

**THE BIG RED MACHINE** · 01-11-2004, 05:01 PM

Tony Little!!!

**saboudian** · 01-11-2004, 05:04 PM

Dr. Phil

Swellin · 01-11-2004, 05:07 PM

Rosie O, Oprah, Hillary, Johnny Depp...****...I don't know...too hard to narrow down.

**groverman1** · 01-11-2004, 05:18 PM

Richard Simmons with a left hook!

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by saboudian

Dr. Phil

!!! Bwahahahhaa, I would love to see that guy pissed off after you hit him! He might swingb back!

**ironfist** · 01-11-2004, 05:24 PM

My spanish teacher in high school....he was a kickboxer and thought he was bad. What I wouldn't give for 3 unsupervised minutes with him...

**Bigboy123** · 01-11-2004, 05:29 PM

Bin ladden... I knock him the F U C K out...

**Ammar** · 01-11-2004, 05:35 PM

I would have to say Ashton Kutcher...

**Dude-Man** · 01-11-2004, 06:21 PM

i wish it was one type of person instead of one person, because every time i see one that's not courteous.. anyone with no consideration for others.. i want to hit them and teach them what their parents didn't.

**hercules88** · 01-11-2004, 06:21 PM

ashton, that would be a good one. i forgot to add justin timberlake in there.

**FROST** · 01-11-2004, 06:43 PM

I would love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent bother to learn our launguage, or some of the people that walk arround with a blanket wraped arround there head so no one can see there face. Mabey some of the people who talk in other launguages in front of you, i cant stand that. Every time i see one of these people i just want to smack them up side there head and tell them they are in America.

**mass junkie** · 01-11-2004, 06:55 PM

Anybody who thinks they are better than me

**nevaenuf** · 01-11-2004, 07:01 PM

If I had one swing at any body in the whole world I would probobly have to lay out the **** person who invented the "Lifetime network for women" Every freakin time I come home from work my ol lady is watching one of those 4 hour movies that are always about men abusing women.

I need to move my pc in another room so that I dont have to listen to that sh*t while I am talking to yall.

**Elliot** · 01-11-2004, 07:02 PM

lol anyone who wears von dutch hats..

**RON** · 01-11-2004, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Anybody who thinks they are better than me

**** mass why you want to hit me bro. I've always been nice to you. Well not always I guess

**BOUNCER** · 01-11-2004, 07:08 PM

My wife.

**mass junkie** · 01-11-2004, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by RON

**** mass why you want to hit me bro. I've always been nice to you. Well not always I guess

Cmon bro I wouldnt even think of hitting you since you treat my blow up dolls with respect...

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by FROST

I would love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent bother to learn our launguage, or some of the people that walk arround with a blanket wraped arround there head so no one can see there face. Mabey some of the people who talk in other launguages in front of you, i cant stand that. Every time i see one of these people i just want to smack them up side there head and tell them they are in America.

God do I ever agree with that...Like these arab guys over at our mall..asking me for directions and ****...It 's like "ENGLISH MOTHER****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

**RON** · 01-11-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer

My wife.

Oh god if that were only legal and moral..... I still couldn't hit a woman BUT, I'd push mine off a cliff

**MachZ** · 01-11-2004, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by nevaenuf

If I had one swing at any body in the whole world I would probobly have to lay out the **** person who invented the "Lifetime network for women" Every freakin time I come home from work my ol lady is watching one of those 4 hour movies that are always about men abusing women.

I need to move my pc in another room so that I dont have to listen to that sh*t while I am talking to yall.

Ah man...LOL.

How about the freak that invented the Iron Chef.

I'd go for Rush Limbaugh.

**rambo** · 01-11-2004, 07:18 PM

R0n.

**Xavier_4446** · 01-11-2004, 07:19 PM

Michael Jackson and the queer eyes fag*ots

Swellin · 01-11-2004, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by RON

Oh god if that were only legal and moral..... I still couldn't hit a woman BUT, I'd push mine off a cliff

As a side note, I agree with you on hitting a woman....but if you take a look at my choices...none are ladies, and all four are in certainly in question (in one way or another).

**Juggernaut** · 01-11-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Peter North

After much deliberation Peter North would have to say Joe Horn. Yes thats right Joe "Can you hear me now" Horn. That clown ruined The Great One's lock for becoming AR's only Fantasy Football Champ. Long live the King!

Don't be hatin my boy! He did a **** fine job! You hear that Joe? Don't you pay no attention to that bad man..............he's just jealous he did put you on his roster before me. I'd discuss this with you further but I have to run pick up my cape from the dry cleaners. hahahahahahaha Oh, and for the rest of the year I'll shall refer to myself as Jugger the Great.............look for it all my posts.

I wouldn't punch anyone to tell the truth..........not really a violent kind of guy..............well................maybe Cycleon...........he keeps given all you youngun's our trade secrets on women! If he keeps it up I'll be forced to have him thrown out of the "He-man women haters club"............we have rules Cyc and we have them for a reason. haahahahahahahahahahahaha

**rambo** · 01-11-2004, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

I wouldn't punch anyone to tell the truth..........not really a violent kind of guy.......

Bull****. You threaten me with castration whenever I ask about your daughter... who is SMOKING HOT, by the way.

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by RON

Oh god if that were only legal and moral..... I still couldn't hit a woman BUT, I'd push mine off a cliff

Jesus Christ...wouldn't that be worse then hitting her?

**hoss827** · 01-11-2004, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Bull****. You threaten me with castration whenever I ask about your daughter... who is SMOKING HOT, by the way.

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Post some pics.

**RON** · 01-11-2004, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by hoss827

Jesus Christ...wouldn't that be worse then hitting her?

Give it 10 or 15 years and tell me if you feel the same way bro. I'd never hit a woman and I've kicked a lot of ass when I've heard or seen this happened. Its just not right. Now bumping off the old lady IMO should be legalized as much as gear should.

**Juggernaut** · 01-11-2004, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Bull****. You threaten me with castration whenever I ask about your daughter... who is SMOKING HOT, by the way.

THAT"S totally different..........I'm with you on the fact it is pretty mean but It's not hitting! Castration yes, hitting no. hahahahaha

How long did that take me?

**LuvMuhRoids** · 01-11-2004, 07:54 PM

Geez do I agree with you Frost. Where Im from towel heads are everywhere. They come here and to get away from where ever they are from yet convert the entire neighborhood into the same place they came from and act just as violent as the country they escaped from. Funnier is the no english. Why would you come here and learn no english and get mad at me for not understanding you?

Does anyone remember that Arabic lady that sued state of Florida to not remove her veil and keep her face covered for a f ucking Drivers license?? OMG welcome to america you aholes! What the hell is the pic for anyways. Go Home!

Man I would like to smack that veil off that chicks face for that one.

Originally Posted by FROST

I would love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent bother to learn our launguage, or some of the people that walk arround with a blanket wraped arround there head so no one can see there face. Mabey some of the people who talk in other launguages in front of you, i cant stand that. Every time i see one of these people i just want to smack them up side there head and tell them they are in America.

**rambo** · 01-11-2004, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

How long did that take me?

1 hour, 47 minutes, and 12 seconds. And your punctuation, grammar, and capitalization are all still incorrect. Better than usual, though.

**Rod Farva** · 01-11-2004, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by FROST

I would love to beat the s h i t out of everyone who comes to our country and doesent bother to learn our launguage, or some of the people that walk arround with a blanket wraped arround there head so no one can see there face. Mabey some of the people who talk in other launguages in front of you, i cant stand that. Every time i see one of these people i just want to smack them up side there head and tell them they are in America.

I gotta agree with ChrisAdams, Frost, and LoveMyRoids. I don't care who wants to come to this country so whoever comes up with that "your parents were immigrants too" crap is full of it. It was a completely different world then anyway. This country was a blank slate back then. Nowadays, if you come here you need to make some sort of effort to blend yourself into our culture. I don't need to feel like I'm the idiot because I'm speaking unaccented English when I go out in public and try to deal with a clerk somewhere. If you don't want to make an effort to learn the language then go home.

**bornbad71** · 01-11-2004, 08:06 PM

I would love to hit the basturd that beat a family member of mine, swole both her eyes, busted her mouth all up, choked her, and robbed her.....he is so lucky he didn't rap her or we would have had court southern style.......sick punkass mother****er........I don't know if I could stop at one punch or even if I knocked the sick **** out I would still kick his ****in skull in.............but he mother ****er will get out of prison one day...........oh what a day it will be.........every sick **** has his day and we don't ****in forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!