Finding The Right Woman!

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 12:57 PM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and I am looking for a girl with very big tits.

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 12:59 PM

good luck!

**rambo** · 01-13-2004, 01:02 PM

Say hi to your daughter for me. And best of luck to you Juggy.

kc · 01-13-2004, 01:06 PM

***BIG TEXAN*** · 01-13-2004, 02:19 PM

..... Jugg... you're crazy bro....gotta love ya... Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

**Bartleby** · 01-13-2004, 02:24 PM

haha very funny bro...good luck!

**BUYLONGTERM** · 01-13-2004, 02:27 PM

That was soo good. VERY VERY TRUE!!!!

**monster.** · 01-13-2004, 02:28 PM

ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMFAOOOOOOOOOO....haha, thats funny...jugg, you will find a set of hooters with your name on them!!!!...**** she took everything, what a bitch

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Say hi to your daughter for me. And best of luck to you Juggy.

She said for me to tell you "HI" back and that she hopes you win. I know that "hope you win" threw you off............. Bro I am so sorry. really I am. I told her all about you the other day. But when I told her about you.......for some strange reason, and I have no idea how, but while telling the story you ended up suffering from a middle case of retardedness. Oh, and that you're in the special Olympics as well. Sorry bro but one lie turned into another lie................next thing I know you're in the Special Olympics. I'll do my best to clear this up but just in case............if we do happen to stumble into you...........keep quite.......you can't talk either.........and you drag your left foot. Remember it's the left foot not the right.

Don't worry I'll come up with something and get it cleared up. Don't want to alarm you but you might be having brain surgery...........stay tuned.

Hahahahaha

**rambo** · 01-13-2004, 07:46 PM

That's funny Jugg. Well, what's even funnier is that in six and a half months you can say hello to Little Ramboner. You're a grandpa!

**ItalianMuscle** · 01-13-2004, 07:50 PM

I hope you find what you are looking for bro.. Good Luck.. I found my Girl and married her..

**hoss827** · 01-13-2004, 07:57 PM

Good luck bro, ya know we love ya!!

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 08:01 PM

I seriously hope that's not what we'll put on the birth certificate! Come on.....give the guy a sporting chance. How the hell can he walk out on the Olimpia stage with them annoucing "Ladies and Gentelman, our next poser is none other than the home towm favorite.......LLLLLiiiiitttttle Raaaaaaammmbone!" You know that prick at the mic is going to say "LLlllllet's geeet readdddy to Rrrrrrrrammmmmmmbboooone!" If the kid wasn't going to be so **** good looking, thanks to my daughter, it might actually bother him. Think of something better.

Btw, you really must see my gun collection before the birth........it's sort of like a ritual. I've done it for all of her boyfriends, although I must say none got her pregnant. And because it's you and not those other creeps............you get to be buried in the front yard. I'm sure you wouldn't want to get buried in the back......all those guys were losers. I think more of you than those ass clowns.

And please no more Mr. Juggernaut2148. You can call me "pappy"............................provided you can move really really fast. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 08:06 PM

Thanks bros......yuo know it's not easy gettin rejected by even the fat ugly ones but **** it I'm no quiter! Ms Huge Hooters is out there and I'm going to find her.........................................if not....................I'll rent Ms Huge Hooters now and then. I hear that's legal in Nevada or is that just in Vegas?

**bornbad71** · 01-13-2004, 08:10 PM

Jugg u got me rolling on the floor bro..........my side is hurting I have laughed so hard.

And the woman your looking for is a female member here on AR........down around south Florida.........she's kinda short but has the biggest tits u have ever seen.....with inverded nipples.

**Elliot** · 01-13-2004, 08:14 PM

sorry i didnt read the thread the subject line alone entertains me..

**mass junkie** · 01-13-2004, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by bornbad71

Jugg u got me rolling on the floor bro..........my side is hurting I have laughed so hard.

And the woman your looking for is a female member here on AR........down around south Florida.........she's kinda short but has the biggest tits u have ever seen.....with inverded nipples.

F U C K Y O U

**SpunHoney** · 01-13-2004, 08:17 PM

~I love a man that loves big tits!~

~

**Elliot** · 01-13-2004, 08:17 PM

we all lovee your inverded nipples mass

hoss wacks to them nightly..

**SpunHoney** · 01-13-2004, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by bornbad71

Jugg u got me rolling on the floor bro..........my side is hurting I have laughed so hard.

And the woman your looking for is a female member here on AR........down around south Florida.........she's kinda short but has the biggest tits u have ever seen.....with inverded nipples.

~That was mean , but i still laughed so i guess i am mean too~

**hoss827** · 01-13-2004, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Thanks bros......yuo know it's not easy gettin rejected by even the fat ugly ones but **** it I'm no quiter! Ms Huge Hooters is out there and I'm going to find her.........................................if not....................I'll rent Ms Huge Hooters now and then. I hear that's legal in Nevada or is that just in Vegas?

I think it's just legal in Vegas bro.....oh, I have a buy
one get two free card for this nice lady named Jewel...

. She could be your temporary Ms Huge Hooters, I planned on using this when I got older,

But i've got my girl

**bornbad71** · 01-13-2004, 08:20 PM

Come on Mass take the tanktop off and sport them puppies proudly.

**mass junkie** · 01-13-2004, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by bornbad71

Come on Mass take the tanktop off and sport them puppies proudly.

Im not that kind of girl

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

F U C K Y O U

Mass you say the sexiest things....................**** it that turns me on. Where's my lotion?........I think the strangers visiting tonight! And don't even act like you all don't know what the stranger is...........sit on your hand until it's completly numb and then you rub one out. hahahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by SpunHoney

~I love a man that loves big tits!~

~

Juggernaut has a strict rule on fine looking women teasing him and I think you know what that is

Don't EVER and I do mean EVER stop! hahahahaha

**RON** · 01-13-2004, 08:36 PM

Hey juggy I got one "dd" if thats big enough for ya and I'll give her too ya free if you just take over the payments

Please

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by RON

Hey juggy I got one "dd" if thats big enough for ya and I'll give her too ya free if you just take over the payments

Please

DD! Sweet Lord those just might do the trick. Wait a minute.............you've wore the poor thing out haven't you? No one just tosses DD to the curb, it's not like a beer can. Unless..............................you turned gay. Please let it be that..................outherwise you wrecked it.

Throw in the mini van and we might be able to do bidness.

Hahahahahahahaha

**Babyweight** · 01-13-2004, 09:05 PM

Make it stop!! That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile...
so scary and true though!

Baby

**Juggernaut** · 01-13-2004, 09:30 PM

Babyweight...I'd like to see a resume from you ASAP. I'm clearing my whole calendar *juggernaut scraches off only meeting with the blind woman from mail room* and setting up an appointment just for you!

I'll have just a few questions for you but you'll need to answer them honestly, all right?

1. Do you like a man with an overly large ass?
2. Size does not really matter does it?
3. Do they have names and if so what are they? If not can I name them?

Take your time......if the answers are good then we'll go into the second interview. hahahahahahaha

**Babyweight** · 01-14-2004, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Babyweight...I'd like to see a resume from you ASAP. I'm clearing my whole calendar *juggernaut scraches off only meeting with the blind woman from mail room* and setting up an appointment just for you!

I'll have just a few questions for you but you'll need to answer them honestly, all right?

1. Do you like a man with an overly large ass?
2. Size does not really matter does it?
3. Do they have names and if so what are they? If not can I name them?

Take your time......if the answers are good then we'll go into the second interview. hahahahahahaha

ahh you've done it now haven't ya. Well lets see....when you say overly large ass, that kinda scares me....lol j/k
2. Can't go there babe
3. Are you really serious???

Come on, you can do better than that....

**BigGreen** · 01-14-2004, 09:45 AM

what in the hell....juggy's making funnies and he's on a roll, I can't have this!

**RON** · 01-14-2004, 09:54 AM

Hey Buddy Hacket the mini van is all yours come get it.

**Juggernaut** · 01-14-2004, 09:58 AM

Hahahahaha I'm surprised you answered them to begin with. And don't let the overly large butt worry you too much..........when we're at a party and someone asks "who are you here with?". You can point across the room and say "that guy over there with the big ass". hahahaha

However, you're answer to number 2 might be something for me to worry about. hahahaha

Only one more question; When you come in for the final interview, will you be wearing the same outfit in your avatar? If so I think we can skip the whole final interview thing and go staright too putting you on the payroll. hahahahaha

**Juggernaut** · 01-14-2004, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by RON

Hey Buddy Hacket the mini van is all yours come get it.

What? No delivery? I didn't factor that into my calculations. If it's less than $50 worth of gas to get it from Cali all the way to FL then we have a deal!

**Juggernaut** · 01-14-2004, 10:16 AM

Babyweight! I solved the whole "size" issue! I bought a magnifying glass...............It's freakin HUGE now! **** I should have thought of this a long time ago. Woo hoo, dodged a potintual bullet with that menuver.

Big Green, don't be coming in here and snobing the place up with all that upper crust humor...........everytime you post it makes me more and more stupider (don't even think on commenting on that word.....I said it so now it's a word) and if you keep it up keep I'll end up losing all three years of learning I got back in elementary school! I worked real hard with that play-doh and I'll not have you ruin it.

Hahahahahahaha

**Babyweight** · 01-14-2004, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Only one more question; When you come in for the final interview, will you be wearing the same outfit in your avatar? If so I think we can skip the whole final interview thing and go staright too putting you on the payroll. hahahahaha

Hey, you have to be careful with Marines.

You could be in for some real trouble.

Baby

**Juggernaut** · 01-14-2004, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Babyweight

Hey, you have to be careful with Marines.

You could be in for some real trouble.

Baby

I've been a bad boy haven't I? I think I deserve a spanking..........hurry over and do your worse..............give me some time to clean the place up a bit though. The whole place looks like a bomb blew up in it..........I think I have a ring on my coffee table and it's freaking me out. (yeah a ring on my table, to me, is like a bomb blowing up in my house...............I'm a compulsive neat freak)

Are there any special instraments you need BW? Handcuffs, chains, diapers or whatnot? hahahahahahaha

Just in case some of you think I'm being offensive to Babyweight, relax, I'm only joking around............I have the utmost respect for all females.............especially the ones that can whip my butt.

BW, I'll wait a while but if you're running a little late I'll start without you. hahahahahaha

**Dude-Man** · 01-14-2004, 03:28 PM

Oh my god. What happened to jugg? This can't be the real one. This is a counterfeit jugg! something must be done!

**Babyweight** · 01-14-2004, 03:56 PM

I know, I'm beginning to wonder if someone got ahold of his back button and tapped right into his password...
What is going on??????
I'm at a loss for words here.