**health Alert**

[shootdeep]

today i was contacted by the new hampshire health dept. thay asked me to take a survey so they could track an epidemic. after answering about a million questions i asked what was going on. i was told that there is an unusually virulent strain of salmonella that is rapidly emerging in NH and several other states. evidently people are getting VERY sick and they're trying to pinpoint the source. proper hygiene when handling meat and vegetables and thorough cooking of eggs and meat are a must. one interesting question as if i had consumed any peanut butter recently. i just wanted to pass on this bit of info.

[BigGreen]

What?? I am in NH and received no such call!! What have I done to so infuriate the powers that be that they care not whether I get sick or not? That's it, I'm going to show them. I'm going to eat so much raw meat and eggs that I'll get the biggest strain of salmonella EVER...then they'll be sorry.

[shootdeep]

it was a random call bro. i've had salmonella once..you DON"T want it

[BigGreen]

it was a random call bro. i've had salmonella once..you DON"T want it

They need to be taught a lesson...i'm stuffing raw chicken and old cottage cheese into my mouth with my free hand while i type with one hand.

[shootdeep]

LOL, you better be drinking a ton of water, you're gonna need it later when it's spraying out your @$$!!!