The stupid things we say.
We dropped off the movies at blockbuster. My friend turns to me while driving and says, “Do you want to swing through TJ Max right quick. There’s this hat I want to get.”
I’m stupid. I ask, “Do they have it in here?”
It’s like when I was younger, I used to go to the movies and my parents would say “have fun at the movies” and I would say you too. They weren’t going.
I used to do that when getting on flights too. The lady collecting your tickets as they call you by row. Have a nice flight. You too I reply like a fuking moron.
This comedian the other day is making fun of the same thing. He says some guy was using a hangar to get into his car. The comedian approached the man and asked him if he had locked the keys in his car. “No, I just washed it, and I’m hanging it to dry.” Doh.
We can say some stupid sh*t sometimes.
Two nights ago, my buddy’s car dies. A friend approaches the window and starts up small talk. My buddy says we’re trying to get my car to start. The dude says “where?”
WOW.
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