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    Lifting straps...the hell?

    I just got some lifting straps, free from bodybuilding.com.....How the hell do i use these things??? and YES guys i'll take down this thread after someone tells me how to use them lol

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    didnt these high tech strips of fabric come with any directions???? come hoss, we know your still in high school but this is still not an excuse.

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    Nah...No directions bro, lol

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    are they the ones with the loop? this will be hard to type but with your palm facing your face, put the strap on the back side of your hand and hold the loop with your thumb. the loop should be on your thumb side. then take the other end, wrap around wrist, put that end through the loop. and then you should have it. btw a good 2 to 3 minutes of screwing around should have led you there. do puzzles confuse you??? j/k hope this helps.

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    yeah..they got the lloop. I tried that, i have big hands. **** its hard getting that through the loop! lol. Thanks bro!

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    always wrap the strap over under the bar. when palms face down. esier to tighten them.

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    Oh to hell with this...Does anyone wanna buy them? They don't fit me...They're white, 100% cotton, and very comfortable .

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    Sorry bro...you took time to help me out but they don't fit me..:-/. You want em?

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    hoss, you are KILLING me bro!!

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    a friend of mine showed me how to use them once, and it was cool and all, but man when i tried to figure it out on my own it was pretty crazy. lol just made my wrists hurt

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    hoss they fit you. use them.if necessary ill take a pic showing you how to use them.

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    i swear daily life is like mental gymnastics for some people. hoss they fit you.

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    your mother must be proud...



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    If you not lifting with them, they make a great NOOSE...

    I'm sure the guys can explain how it fits over your NECK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    If you not lifting with them, they make a great NOOSE...

    I'm sure the guys can explain how it fits over your NECK
    ROFLMAO............

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    hey hoss.... you can always use them for restraints with the girl friend...

    or maybe i should tell her how to use them to restrain you...??

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    If you not lifting with them, they make a great NOOSE...

    I'm sure the guys can explain how it fits over your NECK
    LMAO..............B aka B that is what I was gonna post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    If you not lifting with them, they make a great NOOSE...

    I'm sure the guys can explain how it fits over your NECK
    You assclown, That was funny sh!t...Spywizard, bro...you can show her how to use them on me, it'll benefit me and her both

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Sorry bro...you took time to help me out but they don't fit me..:-/. You want em?
    Sad.....very Sad.
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    HOSS u can get your gf to loop them around your nutsack and drag u around the room.........the noose will get that small right??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    HOSS u can get your gf to loop them around your nutsack and drag u around the room.........the noose will get that small right??????
    You dick, : B aka B, and your jokes have been the best so far. hehe!

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    That's advanced sex routines...

    just like a.s... you got to be a newbie first..

    then you can step up with the big boys..


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    You assclown, That was funny sh!t...Spywizard, bro...you can show her how to use them on me, it'll benefit me and her both
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Oh to hell with this...Does anyone wanna buy them? They don't fit me...They're white, 100% cotton, and very comfortable .
    Honestly Hoss, thanks but no thanks....I prefer leather..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Honestly Hoss, thanks but no thanks....I prefer leather..

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    I love it!!

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    so hoss have you hung your self by the nut sack yet?

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    Well...I did have one tied to my left nut, and it kinda got stuck...so i had to use scissors to cut it off (the strap, not the nut)

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    you don't need straps anyway.. all they're going to do is make your grip strength not improve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Well...I did have one tied to my left nut, and it kinda got stuck...so i had to use scissors to cut it off (the strap, not the nut)
    glad you clarified...

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    I agree with chris......but i use them, but i am using the whole stack on the wide grip...

    ;but i don't use a lift belt...... never have...so over many years... i have never injured my back.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaa..

    Router cuff yessssssss (thank goodness for Deca )

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    you don't need straps anyway.. all they're going to do is make your grip strength not improve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight View Post
    Honestly Hoss, thanks but no thanks....I prefer leather..

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    thats hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    thats hot
    4 year old thread alert!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    4 year old thread alert!
    Yeah, we get dumb****s from time to time who do this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Yeah, we get dumb****s from time to time who do this!
    I think it’s funny to bump old threads and see if I can get others to joint in. it works better in the q&a forum.

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    Bumping useless old threads is frowned upon...

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    I personally wrap them around my Dik and nuts and use them as a type of cock ring

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    hehehe

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    this was a funny thread you can't deny that!

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