I'm fighting a guy this week..need adivice!

[V_Xsucks]

anger management.

try it , works for me.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

This thread is jokes. Bump.

[50%Natural]

thanks for the bump mountain

[decadbal]

violence isnt the answer

[SwoleCat]

"Can't we all get along?"



~SC~

[spywizard]

I hear halo will give you the strength you are looking for......




do ya think since we haven't heard from this guy he got killed??



















nimrod........

[co2boi]

First of all, theres a good chance the guy won't even show up and a better chance he'll bring a few of his buddies along with him. He's intimidated by you somehow or he wouldn't be talking **** to girls about you. Don't fight him unless you have to, but if you do have to don't punch him in the throat or nose. That will definitely do it, but you are taking a big risk with that junk. Especially if you hit him right and hit him hard. Just kick him real hard in the shin, break his knee backwards. It will probably fuk him up pretty good, but at least you won't take a chance on killing the guy.

I would invite at least one of those girls and make sure you play the cool, calm, and collected role. That way she tells the other girls what a jerk fatty is and he loses all credibility with them. werd...

[Blown_SC]

First of all, theres a good chance the guy won't even show up and a better chance he'll bring a few of his buddies along with him. He's intimidated by you somehow or he wouldn't be talking **** to girls about you. Don't fight him unless you have to, but if you do have to don't punch him in the throat or nose. That will definitely do it, but you are taking a big risk with that junk. Especially if you hit him right and hit him hard. Just kick him real hard in the shin, break his knee backwards. It will probably fuk him up pretty good, but at least you won't take a chance on killing the guy.

I would invite at least one of those girls and make sure you play the cool, calm, and collected role. That way she tells the other girls what a jerk fatty is and he loses all credibility with them. werd...

It's nice that you at least MEAN well bro..

[co2boi]

It's nice that you at least MEAN well bro..

Thanks. It's all about perception bro...

[Blown_SC]

Thanks. It's all about perception bro...

You do know this thread is over 6 months old right?

[co2boi]

lol, fuk it man. I was in the "new post" list. Can't expect me to actually pay attention. I'll just go back to bed now and act like this never happened.

[Anhydro78]

The best advise is to not arrange a fight. Fight when you are pissed off. Thats when you can do your best. Go find the guy and beat the crap out of him when you feel like it. Screw letting him call you up when hes ready.

[JDawg1536]

The best advise is to not arrange a fight. Fight when you are pissed off. Thats when you can do your best. Go find the guy and beat the crap out of him when you feel like it. Screw letting him call you up when hes ready.

i disagree. i like the "high noon" style fight much better. It gives me a chance to practice my draw, do a little stretching, jog a little to warm up the legs, and then maybe hit the bag a bit before i meet my foe at the flag pole after the 3 o'clock bell. JMO tho.....

[Lozgod]

This is the same guy that "got busted at customs, was arrested, arraigned, tried, and sentenced, then re-sentenced at his own request, all in the same day and everyone believed him. God I hate this guy. I just hate liars. Glad I havent seen him on here in a while. Great post and bump.

[TheDfromGC]

CAN WE PLEASE STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!?!? its old news, let it sink lower and lower and disappear into the dark depths of the AR old thread pages

[spence81]

arranging a meeting place to fight is stupid.....u have to watch out for his boys. make sure u don't go alone.

[BIGB]

i still think a couple buddies, bala clavas and billy bats would do the trick just fined him when he walks out of a bar or down the street no need for him to know who kicked his ass and a few days down the road just be like to bad i heard you got fu cked up. walk away and laugh. problem solved

[arthurb999]

Cheque drops !!!

[brian11]

i still think a couple buddies, bala clavas and billy bats would do the trick just fined him when he walks out of a bar or down the street no need for him to know who kicked his ass and a few days down the road just be like to bad i heard you got fu cked up. walk away and laugh. problem solved

You have been on this board for 2 years, you only have 100+ posts, and this is the thread you choose to respond to...9 months after it was started

just thought it was interesting

[abstrack]

this happened back in january. How and the heck do you guys find these old threads?

[Pork Chop]

I'm 20 and would hope that some day people around me would stop acting like they are in high school. They think that fighting is the way to go for everything. This is the story....

This Cholo guy that I used to know has been talking a bunch of **** about me to a bunch of girls that all think i'm cute. All of it is a lie, and I have gotton tired of hearing about his compulsive lying. So, today I told him over the internet that if he didn't stop that it will push me over the edge and I will beat his ass to the ground. He flat out said "im gonna beat your ass and i'm gona do it tonight and if you dont fight me tonight your a pussy and i'll let everyone know that you wouldnt do it". I am very strong and pretty big for my age (obviouslly if i'm on this site!), I am also very quick being cut and a track star back in the days of high school. This guy is very fat and a bit shorter than me. He is also much weaker than me having never worked out. I know I can take him, but I would like to do it without getting hit, I would like to do it quick, and I would like to embarrass him. This fight will take place whenever he gives me a call, tonight tomarrow or some other time this week. I know this is lame, but i feel its gone too far and I want to end the commotion. Can you guys give me a few pointers or advice. Thanks a bunch.

This is retarded. You got a score to settle, bury a tire iron in his chest.
You're setting yourself up for a beating.

[thickmass]

this happened back in january. How and the heck do you guys find these old threads?

They are homa lone. They are horny. They type "jerkoff" in the search box, and.... VOILA!

[palme]

LOL i thought the topic said "Im ****ing a guy this week...need advice"

[abstrack]

LOL i thought the topic said "Im ****ing a guy this week...need advice"

LMAO!! I still cant believe people are even giving adivce to this thread

[muff-chaser]

"find the biggest baddest mother ****er in the yard and knock his ass out" bitch to bull baby..........i am 20 and in my opinion i would not say anything about it and just let things play out but if iwas at a party or something in front of alot of his friends i would punk his ass out in front of everybody. the first time he comes up to u talkin **** just punch that mother ****er right in the face, but dont stop keep on beatin the **** out of him until u know u have won. then say a good one liner and casually walk away..............or u could just call him a fat ass fag and do his mom!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jantzen4k]

how did the fight work out?

[1badcamaro]

yea seriously this fight was supposed to be 8 months ago and ppl are still giving advice, but seriously, i'll bump this cause i wanna know how it went

[Powrlftr]

I bet he got his ass kicked because he followed all the bad advice he got here

[Prime]

Bump

[paulastone]

Hello everybody, sorry it took me a while to get back, but my computer has been messed up for the last few days. This ordeal was a total waste of my time, and it was all about him showing off by saying he could take me. I got tired of it all and got ahold of him on Friday...telling him that we need to finish this because its getting old. He told me to **** myself and that he doesnt want to waste the time to meet up with me. I said ok, just wait! I knew he always goes to a burger place on Friday night so I went there and waited for him, yelled at him, and got a running start when I decked him. He fell on his ass holding his face and his 1 friend that he was with backed away looked frightened. I just walked away with my friend so that we would get away before any authorities got there. That was the end of that and I havnt heard from him since. Thanks everybody.

He did reply with the results. What a fight!

[Jantzen4k]

fight sounded pretty gay

[thickmass]

yes very gay

Basically he thought he'd show this guy how "Macho" he was by just ambushing him.

Pretty cowardly.

[juicehoe]

why in the christ is this thread still goign on lol

[63190]

why in the christ is this thread still goign on lol

'Cause people like us keep replying. If a mod would just delete it...

[Philliagorillia]

Im gonna go look up some porn....

[)(PimP JuicE)(]

f uckin a, how old is this thread???? stop bumping old threads.....

[thickmass]

f uckin a, how old is this thread???? stop bumping old threads.....

yeah quit bumpin

[AnabolicBoy1981]

If it was some dude talking **** to my potential pussy, I would have terminated it from the get go.
DESTROY THAT ****ER!
How dare he try to cock block you with his fat ass. Fat losers pull this **** all the time cuz they know they can't compete with our big sexy muscles when it comes to chicks.
Beat him extra hard for being a fat ass.
Don't underestimate him though. He possibly may have more streetfighting experiance than you. He may just be vey tough mentaly and/or very crazy. Make sure he has no weopons on him(not that you'd be able to tell necessarily). My feeling is you will rape him, but i have seen guys that look like **** reck muscleheads. Not often, but it's happened.
Just throw the first punch and keep throwing and throwing and throwing. Don't stop throwing, AND DON'T turn your back to avoid getting hit, or you will just get hit more and more and more and then lose. Stay in there never ceasing your punches, and even if you do get hit you will like it. It will bring up the intenesity of the situation and your animal urges will consume you and your jiters will be gone. Don't worry about getting hit by this fat ass. He's not mike tyson. He really isn't a physical danger for you.

Let that ****er know that once you see him you ain't their to talk. You just walk over there and start hitting that butterball.
And wear a tank top. More intimidating. Or if you don't have a tank, lose the shirt.

Tank top/no shirt

don't stop punching

don't turn your back

[BOUNCER]

yeah quit bumpin

What does BUMP mean

[Elysium]

i think its so funny when people ARRANGE fights lol