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01-19-2004, 06:03 PM #1
I'm fighting a guy this week..need adivice!
I'm 20 and would hope that some day people around me would stop acting like they are in high school. They think that fighting is the way to go for everything. This is the story....
This Cholo guy that I used to know has been talking a bunch of **** about me to a bunch of girls that all think i'm cute. All of it is a lie, and I have gotton tired of hearing about his compulsive lying. So, today I told him over the internet that if he didn't stop that it will push me over the edge and I will beat his ass to the ground. He flat out said "im gonna beat your ass and i'm gona do it tonight and if you dont fight me tonight your a pussy and i'll let everyone know that you wouldnt do it". I am very strong and pretty big for my age (obviouslly if i'm on this site!), I am also very quick being cut and a track star back in the days of high school. This guy is very fat and a bit shorter than me. He is also much weaker than me having never worked out. I know I can take him, but I would like to do it without getting hit, I would like to do it quick, and I would like to embarrass him. This fight will take place whenever he gives me a call, tonight tomarrow or some other time this week. I know this is lame, but i feel its gone too far and I want to end the commotion. Can you guys give me a few pointers or advice. Thanks a bunch.
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01-19-2004, 06:07 PM #2VET
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How gay.
But you want advice - don't fight fair. Do whatever. Hit / kick / scratch / bite anywhere. Have a roll of quarters in your fist when you hit him
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01-19-2004, 06:11 PM #3
i second the gay comment. why do peole talk to the person they want to fight on the internet.
when you see him, run up to him and kick him in the balls. this will help to ensure you dont get hit and you embarres him. its alwys funny to see someone get hit in the nutz. or, you could be a man and ignore this piece of ****. its up to you.
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01-19-2004, 06:14 PM #4
how effective is...
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01-19-2004, 06:16 PM #5
break his nose. he'll never talk **** again...
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01-19-2004, 06:16 PM #6VET
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yeah, just ask hoss. he fights all the time.
ask him how effective a punch to the throat is. or a finger up the butt perhaps.
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01-19-2004, 06:20 PM #7
U want advice on fighting...........well rule #1: there ain't no ****in rules!!!!!!!!!
Try not to get in a fight if all possible......it doesn't accomplish anything(especialy when it's about he said, she said bull****) and makes both people look like an ass, but if u have to then go at it, but also remember others know rule #1 also.
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01-19-2004, 06:22 PM #8
My advice is do not arrange fights. But if you choose to, just be ready for the consequences. For example you hit him and he goes into a coma, or dies. Can you say jail time? Its not like this is a spur of the moment thing, like some guy getting bitch slapped in a parking lot..... think about it. You're young, enjoy life...
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01-19-2004, 06:24 PM #9Retired Vet
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Are you for real... You know, it doesn't make you a hardman coming on here telling us your going to fight next week and looking for pointers. You want pointers?, visit www.sherdog.com its a fighters board I use. A real fighters board.
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01-19-2004, 06:30 PM #10
nice custom title bouncer.. thats funny
ASK HOSS!!!
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01-19-2004, 06:31 PM #11Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
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01-19-2004, 06:33 PM #12VET
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you shouldn't waste your time worrying about what other people think.
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01-19-2004, 06:35 PM #13Retired Vet
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Ok I realise you might be afraid of this guy. In which case don't fight the lad. Take his threats to the aurthorities or someone in a position of authority over the guy. Sorry for the rant, I just came off another thread which pi$$ed me off.
Seriously, there's nothing to prove fighting the guy. If you take a beating that might not be the end of the affair. Its my experience that guys like that will go crying to the police if the sh*t blows up in the face, than your the one with the rap sheet.
Its your call, our advise here is to get out of the fight.
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01-19-2004, 06:38 PM #14Originally Posted by KeyMastur
no such thing as a fair fight,all is fair in love and war
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01-19-2004, 06:47 PM #15Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
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01-19-2004, 07:14 PM #16
Maybe you should be afraid.. of if afraid is not the emotion.. cautious... you are facing the unknow..
Bullies always talk smack..
little dogs bite...big ones bark...
even with minimal training.. in a garage.. a guy 100 lbs smaller than you could make you do pretty much anything they wanted..
worse case you get maimed for life... lose an eye rupture your throat.. so on.. so on..
or 3 other guys are there with saps (leather wrapped lead) applied almost anywhere..
or maybe a taizzer... (sp) ever been hit with 50,000 volts.. makes you confused.. long enough for you to get your picture took while you are on the ground with guys pissing on you..
just a thought.....
don't go and fight..The answer to your every question
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01-19-2004, 08:05 PM #17
Punch him in the throat, kick him in the nuts (if you wanna fight dirty, hehe) or/and knee him in the face once he drops..then follow up with some punches to the face and leave him . Or, (this has always worked for me) throw your elbow right into his nose/mouth / jaw, .
Or you could go all out HOSS style! Throw him on the ground, once he gets up, underhook his arms (slightly like HHH pedigree if you watch wrestling) and just start kneeing him in the face. I havent gone against one guy that has been able to get out of that yet. Good luck bro,
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01-19-2004, 08:08 PM #18
Hosssssssss...
You are a mess man... im not sure teaching you how to kill someone is a good idea.. or formalized hand to hand..
tooooooooo much..
lol
Originally Posted by hoss827The answer to your every question
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01-19-2004, 08:25 PM #19Junior Member
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Make sure there are no witnesses ....
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I agree with those who say not to put too much weight in what this jerk is saying. If your friends are really your friends, then why are they listening to this guy?
If you want to have a nice quick fight though, I can think of a couple of things that I would do. If he is talking **** in your face just take your two fingers and give him a quick fierce poke in the soft part of his throat. You know where the neck meets the chest. Even just pressing on it can hurt. It does not USUALLY leave permanent damage and it leaves the guy quite incapable of breathing. My father the ex-cop taught me this one.
If you are unsure of your aim, then punch him with all of your might in the gut. That should leave him gasping especially if he is as out of shape as you say he is.
Personally, I still would try to just forget about it because jail is not worth it. BUT if I HAD to fight someone and wanted it done quick, this is what I might try.
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01-19-2004, 09:36 PM #21
Yea, if he's down to throw with you there are no rules like Bornbad said.. Try not to be the first to get hit.. Don't bull**** with the shoving match or whatever just when you see him lay him out.. Not much more to say then that..
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01-19-2004, 09:52 PM #22
To be honest, I think this guy might realize what he's doing and wuss out.
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01-19-2004, 10:28 PM #23Originally Posted by C.K.
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01-19-2004, 10:42 PM #24
You guys are absolutly right. Unless he initiates a physical confrontation I will jut let it go, and he can go on being a compulsive liar and keep losing friends. But...if he does come up to me physically or slash my tires, his world will be over, and I will take all your advice on kicking the sh-t out of his lard ass.
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01-19-2004, 10:45 PM #25
Did someone say this thread was gay already? I would also like to add my comment of "GAY" to the starting of this thread.....
VERY GAY.....
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01-19-2004, 10:51 PM #26
If I were you i'd find out where he is gonna be and jack off real quick and fast and build up a huge nut that youve been holding out for a week and have it ready. Then i'd stroke it gently having the nut at the tip of your dick about to bust and then run out the bushes butt naked stroking it and when you get close to him jump in the air real high and let out a viceral scream while at the same time stroking it furiously and when when you get just about shoulder height point your penis straight up and nut all over his face. This will blind him momentarily and you can beat him to a bloody pulp. Or else just wait till he is in the showers after gym class and walk in butt naked and fight him. After you win celebrate by tea bagging him.
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01-19-2004, 10:57 PM #27Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
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01-19-2004, 11:12 PM #28
Planning on when you are gonna fight? Come on now.
Thats something only 20 years old do... Oh sorry.
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01-19-2004, 11:14 PM #29
Nothing beats a head butt to the nose.
1. it will disable him
2. having his blood across your forehead would look ****ing awesome!
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01-19-2004, 11:17 PM #30Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by C.K.
I hope the fight goes well for you if it has to happen. I think you'd have looked a lot better if you had found another way to get your point across, or had ignored him.Last edited by BASK8KACE; 01-19-2004 at 11:22 PM.
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01-19-2004, 11:20 PM #31
You're more of a man if u tell this loser to grow the **** up!
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01-19-2004, 11:24 PM #32Senior Member
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Originally Posted by jerm
GOOD GOD MAN
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01-19-2004, 11:27 PM #33Swellin Guest
I was glad to see someone else read the same thing as me Bask8kace. "Everybody needs to stop this silliness, but here I go......"
If you need pointers, check out some of Hoss' threads. He posted something very similar, a month or two ago. He actually got some great advice...and a bunch of stupid **** that will get your ass kicked before you can figure out what sunt to try next.
This is not a flame bro, it is merely a little ribbing and maybe some venting about the frequency of this type of thread.
Avoid the confrontation...but don't run from it. If it looks to be going down...say nothing...strike fast, strike first, and keep striking.
In the words of Martin Short, "Sew, sew like the wind!"
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01-19-2004, 11:29 PM #34
Fighting over stupid things is just retarted, but if you must........
There is nothing more powerfull in a fight than fear, thats the truth. Every seccond, every time before a match i feel alittle fear that i might lose, but as soon as that bell rings it all goes away as i can see the other man fears me more. Make sure you have his attention and he is looking at you other wise it will be known as a sucker punch, (example: dont punch him in the back of the head while he is eating lunch). Call him a pussy get his attention and hail mary a mother****in punch right on the chin, knock his ass out cold. The chin is the key area to knocking someone out because if hit right it (jaw) will move up alittle and put unwanted pressure on the brain, resulting in a knock out. If he doesent have a glass jaw, then dont give him another chance to swing, just pound the **** out of him.
Bri
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01-19-2004, 11:32 PM #35Originally Posted by jerm
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01-19-2004, 11:35 PM #36
I'm going to give you my honest opinion. THIS is RIDICULOUS. Ok so the guy has a problem with you? Instead of all this bs talk give him a solid warning that you wont tolerate it and that's it ! Seems to me your letting some childish bs get to you. If he keeps doing it shrug it off until you see him. When you see him dont talk just knock his jaw loose. If you hit him square with one unexpected blow you should be able to put him on the ground. After he's laid out just walk away and never mention the entire thing again. i promise you will never hear from him again.problem solved. This way you dont lose anymore sleep and dont feel the need to post another fight thread ere on AR.
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01-19-2004, 11:35 PM #37
HEADBUTT!!
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01-19-2004, 11:38 PM #38Senior Member
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bro you do not want to get arrested for something foolish.
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01-19-2004, 11:40 PM #39
Does he have any cute sisters, or try fuking his mother then you can own him without violence..
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01-19-2004, 11:41 PM #40
LOL monster
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