Ok...
You were drunk.. you were tired.. you were thinking of the crazy pump you got at the gym..
You wish you had scored with the other chick..
You know it is a mercy lay...
What ever.............
Have you faked an orgasm so you could leave.???????
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Ok...
You were drunk.. you were tired.. you were thinking of the crazy pump you got at the gym..
You wish you had scored with the other chick..
You know it is a mercy lay...
What ever.............
Have you faked an orgasm so you could leave.???????
no but ive just stopped before...
what? after a few hours you get tired.
and you think im lying!
No, but after 45 minutes of straight.. (get it) hard pounding.. the sweat is dripping............
yea.. sometimes it's good..
but not 5 times in a weekend..
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Originally Posted by jeffylyte
If I were to fake it, that would mean that I would have to be able to get laid. God**** involuntary celibacy.
Nahh....you guy's know me, i'm banging all the "fatties" :banana: :banana: :banana:
breaking beds and taking names.Quote:
Originally Posted by hoss827
its hard to fake cum.....
Not if your using a rubber or even can probably get away with pullign out and pretending to clean up LOL. (not that i would know)Quote:
Originally Posted by TRLS63
An added benefit, there's none of that messy pregnancy stuff either. Mark
Yeah how exactly do you fake an orgasm ?? Maybe your cock's not big enough for her to feel it, but I know my girl feels mine pulse when I cum.
No, i like to show them that i am not done nore am i satisfied. I always do my part and i get quite angry when they cant make me cum. Thats when the line ''did anyone ever tell you that you have nice lips'' comes in lol.
Bri
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Originally Posted by FROST
bro you took the words right out my mouth man..
Ha thats halarious post spy. Yah I've done the coyote fuc* before. Wake next morning holy shi*ing yourself wondering how I get here with this thing. So you want to chew your arm off not to wake the girl up and sneek out. You guys know about how a coyote will chew off its paw to get out of a trap right?
Ive def left on the note of..."This is gross"..which it was. But if she was sexy and lovin it and I couldnt drop one. Id just tell her I was runnin late and to hold the thought and leave her on the bed with her ass twitchin. Def cant fake a nut, nor would i care enough to.
I agree with Key (for once)Quote:
Originally Posted by KeyMastur
How bout taking a girl home the long way so she will never find your house again :dg:
Yea..only 6".............around............
You guys kill me....
Bump for the pulse issue...
But there are ladies (and i am attempting not to get some of the girls pissed on this board here) that you would chew off your arm to get away from..
And that is more to the point of the questions..
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Originally Posted by RON
:doh: <----- Looks like an "ohhh" face...
I've faked it before... back in college days... when the girl just sucked... :?:
LOL .. one time bro I brought this girl to a hotel room after the bar. I told her friends I would give her a ride home in the morning. I got them pants off and that crotch smelled like something died up there man. I just couldnt handle the smell. I acted like I was going to be sick and had to go to the car for some pebto. I left her there she was stuck in town like 100 miles away from home. Gawd she was nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by RON
Once when I had a starfish....spit on her belly and left :dg:
Yep, pulled the old "Yeah I came" once, but I am not sure she believed me. I had to quit several times on fina/prop due to wicked leg and calf cramps.
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Originally Posted by KeyMastur
exactly! i mean when he's cumming nad pulsating will just st things off agan how do you NOT feel this?? how do you fake that??????
Cutie
Jesus christ seems like soem of you dont know what pulling out is :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by KeyMastur
i certainly wouldnt trust a girl enough to believe she takes birth control unless i knew her for a really long time. PULL and pray.
haha. i pull out...........after i'm all jizzed out. it just feels much better to orgasm inside a woman than outside in the cold air :D it's like warm apple pieQuote:
Originally Posted by RageControl
lol i beat off 5 mins before my girl came over (she surprised me) and she realy wanted to do it so (after taking few mins to get it up) i did and i just couldnt go and it was dark so i just took it out and pretended to go on a towel haha cause i was so **** tired.
LOL! You been watching "American Pie" to much.Quote:
Originally Posted by KeyMastur
Whiskey Dick :wg:
Aaaah, good! hehe, I was about to ask what chewing off an arm refered to, but you explained it quite nicely :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids