Thread: ASN moving heist story..
01-20-2004, 11:08 PM #1
ASN moving heist story..
Big T and pheedno hiding on the roof, waiting for the official ASN truck to drive by. Jugg fakes a heart attack and falls from his walker into the street infront of the truck. Jason being the nice guy he is backs up after driving over jugg to see if he is ok. Meanwhile... Big T and pee diddy jump behind the truck and radio in for assistance. In comes warrior.. recalled back state-side in order to get this mission complete. They open up the back of the truck to swip all the protein outta the back.... guessing the load to be about 1500 lbs of protein. The back comes up and standing there in the shadows is Cycleon.... knowing a heist was eminent. Cycleon, living up to his 5$ and hour pay screams bloody murder and jumps outta the truck, drop kicking Big T in the chest. Warrior,being battle hardened already, pulls out his pair of protein bar nunchukas recently made from a ASN order. He whips Cycleon upside the head with a sickening *THUD* and drops him like a sack of potatos. Jason by this time has heard the commotion and before running to the back of the truck, kicks jugg's walker to the side, knowing he cant get up without it. On arriving at the scene and seeing his paid guard down and a pair of the dreaded protein Chucks dangeling from warrior's hand... jason grabs walky and radio's in backup. Skreaching in on the ASN mobile... NATHAN. He ejects himself from the seat and pulls down his trousers and starts to beat his penis repeatedly upside warriors head and knocks him out. Pee diddy, knowing the heist was drawing to a close, trys to flee down the street. Jason, knowing this to be one of his MODS gone rogue.. grabs the protein chucks from warriors hand and flings them at pee diddy. *THWAK*... pee diddy drops and the dreaded protein chucks have done their job once again and kept the protein shipment safe.
01-20-2004, 11:13 PM #2
lol somone had some time on their hands!
01-20-2004, 11:21 PM #3
BigOl' always has time on his hands...Time and K.Y.
01-20-2004, 11:28 PM #4
well dont we all?
01-21-2004, 01:25 AM #5
That is some serious story telling skills.
01-21-2004, 07:20 AM #6Originally Posted by RON
and yea...good story too!
01-21-2004, 08:14 AM #7
But it was all a ruse! Big Ol' didn’t see what was happening next because he was to busy high-fiving the others. Jugg was only acting like he was down and out for the count. Unbeknown to the rest of the team Jugg wore his knee brace under his flashy running suite and had hidden a fold up cane in his fanny pack. Hence the reason why he was the mastermind behind this rag-tag team of misfits. Of course he didn’t tell them about “plan B”………..he wanted to keep the booty all to himself, why should he slit it if he doesn’t have too? He whipped out the cane once Jason ran of to help Cycleon and hurriedly hobbled over to the cab of the truck. Just as he thought, the engine was still running and he climbed in. He threw the rig into gear to make his get away all the while eating a protein bar he brought along. Jason gave chase but once he jumped up on the running board Jugg hit him with a “ninja open door fast” technique sending him tumbling into a ditch. Cycleon ran to his 1968 beetle so as to catch up with the super villain Juggernaut but being the brighter of the two Jugg took the bottle cap he uses to start the car, leaving Cycleon standing in the middle of the road shouting obscenities. Jugg just thrusted a finger out the window and kept on trucking.
There should be a write up in your local paper about it because the reporters are comparing this heist to the Great Train Robbery. Other then Lex Luther or Ron there has never been such an evil, yet brilliant villain. Also keep an eye out for an ad in the classified section………….I think you might find a hell of a deal on protein powder at bargain basement prices as well. hahahahaha
01-21-2004, 08:18 AM #8
you guys are craazzzyy!! lol
01-21-2004, 08:24 AM #9
kind of funny story but Sir Victorian guy, V.C still remains best IMO.
01-21-2004, 08:25 AM #10Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
01-21-2004, 09:53 AM #11Originally Posted by abstrack
"As I flipped through the worn pages of this month's issue of 'Flex', I happened to see an advert for Joe Weider's 'Mega Mass 4000'. One serving (approximately 1 pound of powder) yields and awesome 88grams of protein . This is what would push me over the 320 pound mark! Not since Paul's blinding vision of Christ on the road to Damascus had any man seen the light so clearly- I stood up, and began screaming "NOBBY...FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE HAVE TO GET TO THE ****ING SUPPLEMENT STORE NOW!!!"
I stormed out of the room and up the hall, and lo and behold my grandmother was inching up the hallway with the help of her walker. "Get the **** OUT of my way, woman!" I screamed, and dealt her a bodycheck into the wall that would put any NHL player to shame. I ran out the front doors, found Nobby waiting in the Rolls, enjoying a mickey of scotch, and we thundered off to the nearest supplement store."
01-21-2004, 10:09 AM #12
LMFAO!!!! **** I thought I was bored at work today...
01-22-2004, 10:41 AM #13
10-19-2004, 05:12 PM #14
Bump... cause this was funny as SHEIT!
10-19-2004, 05:13 PM #15
Good one Big ol
10-19-2004, 05:17 PM #16
hahaha this is great
10-19-2004, 05:25 PM #17
big ol is the poster child for "WHY NOT TO TAKE DRUGS"
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