Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?
**** it pisse's me off every time.
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Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?
**** it pisse's me off every time.
Yeah, i been there bro. LOL
No. I just jerk off to the avatars on AR.
hey bouncer.. they let you do that at work.. :eek:
:lol:
No. No I haven't. :lol:
but i suppose i can appreciate the sentiment :lol:
Nonsense, I can pull myself away from AR for the 3-minutes it takes me to finish whatever I'm doing while watching the porno.
Big Red, have we been passing each other by in posts or something, but I haven't seen you around here for awhile.
Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life, so I haven't been littering this place with useless knowledge like I used to. Not to mention I’ve started a new job that takes me out of town all the time and most of my Internet access is limited to Library computers. (They tend to frown on you when the see you answering threads about jerking off though for some reason :unsure: ). Don't worry though, I'm back in the swing of things now and will be posting more crap than most people care to read. :bcool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Good to see there are still a few familiar faces running around though. :cheers:
[QUOTE=THE BIG RED MACHINE]Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life./QUOTE]
You like wild horses ?
Intensely!!! Actually, mines got 300 of them under the hood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
NEW RULE TO ADD TO AR RULES AND REGS:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Bouncer, also known as: "Bouncer", is not allowed to post on AR while possessing or attempting to possess an erection, whereas an erection is defined as the penis being in any other condition besides flacid. The inevitable fact that "Bouncer" will inadvertently be posting, and looking at member profile pictures while simultaneously viewing material of the pornographic nature is not healthy for AR, nor any of its members. From this date forward, "Bouncer" is required to maintain both hands on his keyboard at all times while posting on AR. In addition, no other Internet Explorer window is allowed to be open on "Bouncers" computer, specifically with pornographic material (which is probably choir boys anyway) while he his posting on AR.
MODS: Please introduce this new law into the AR doctrine as soon as possible. Until then, the safety of all AR members is at risk.
Thank you,
ttgb
:lol: ttgb.. thats funny!
lmao...nuff said
:lol:
Bouncer I remember when you use to be
one of the more stable Mods on the board..
Now you are about as ****ed up as my
crazy ass... I like the new Bouncer... :lol:
funny stuff... :p
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Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
lol I been there too..
****....I was just thinking about how that really pissed me off...by the time I'm done....I'm all out of batteries. Finally I learned how to split screen ;-), got a vibrator that plugs in.... and now I can do BOTH.
Commando Barbi......Am I going to have to add your name along with Bouncers to the new Rules And Regs section????
Actually, it has a whole different appeal when I think about you doing that!! lol
But Bouncer....eewwwwww....PERVERT!!
peace,
ttgb
LOL I am just trying to keep my post count up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously....it was either reply to this one or Party Boys post on banging some poor chick, videoing it and selling it to everyone and telling him what an A$$ he is.
This was the better option.
haha... shoulda chimed in on party's thread.. im offering 500$ for donkeys and horses... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
why waste all that testosterone masturbating????? I find my sexual frustration tranlates to better lifting
You are a sick fcuk too!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Cause it feels good?????? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by kdawg21
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:
YA!! That's right!! :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL Ok your secret is safe with me. ...... me and everyone on the board LOL
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
We spelled a dirty word...uh oh! :dg:
:lol:
ok... cool. I am safe..
until someone does a google search on bigol'legs and sees my posts about barnyard animals... haha
and if your wondering... my name does come up on the search.. :lol:
And your pictures with them???????
There better not be horses and donkeys in the pictures with you! :?:
they just come up with posts ive made on ibb and AR..Quote:
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
try it.. i bet your name pops up 2
yup, its happened to me too bro. very odd
Ya....**** it. I went on a date with Bamaslama and our pic was taken without my permission. I tried to get those negatives before they went public but I wasn't successful.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
Chit
SOme on give my assualt weapons thread a bump
Why would I want to do that?
More like 6-7 different porno sites and AR.