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  1. 01-28-2004, 01:45 AM #1
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    Ever find yourself switching between Ar.com and........

    Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?

    **** it pisse's me off every time.
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  2. 01-28-2004, 01:55 AM #2
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    Yeah, i been there bro. LOL
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    No. I just jerk off to the avatars on AR.
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  4. 01-28-2004, 07:29 AM #4
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    hey bouncer.. they let you do that at work..

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    No. No I haven't.

    but i suppose i can appreciate the sentiment
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    Nonsense, I can pull myself away from AR for the 3-minutes it takes me to finish whatever I'm doing while watching the porno.
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    Big Red, have we been passing each other by in posts or something, but I haven't seen you around here for awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    Big Red, have we been passing each other by in posts or something, but I haven't seen you around here for awhile.
    Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life, so I haven't been littering this place with useless knowledge like I used to. Not to mention I’ve started a new job that takes me out of town all the time and most of my Internet access is limited to Library computers. (They tend to frown on you when the see you answering threads about jerking off though for some reason ). Don't worry though, I'm back in the swing of things now and will be posting more crap than most people care to read.

    Good to see there are still a few familiar faces running around though.
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    [QUOTE=THE BIG RED MACHINE]Yeah, I’ve been on a bit of a lay off for a while. I've been spending a lot of time on a Mustang Board to support the other love of my life./QUOTE]

    You like wild horses ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    You like wild horses ?
    Intensely!!! Actually, mines got 300 of them under the hood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?

    **** it pisse's me off every time.
    NEW RULE TO ADD TO AR RULES AND REGS:

    Bouncer, also known as: "Bouncer", is not allowed to post on AR while possessing or attempting to possess an erection, whereas an erection is defined as the penis being in any other condition besides flacid. The inevitable fact that "Bouncer" will inadvertently be posting, and looking at member profile pictures while simultaneously viewing material of the pornographic nature is not healthy for AR, nor any of its members. From this date forward, "Bouncer" is required to maintain both hands on his keyboard at all times while posting on AR. In addition, no other Internet Explorer window is allowed to be open on "Bouncers" computer, specifically with pornographic material (which is probably choir boys anyway) while he his posting on AR.

    MODS: Please introduce this new law into the AR doctrine as soon as possible. Until then, the safety of all AR members is at risk.

    Thank you,

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  12. 01-28-2004, 07:44 PM #12
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    ttgb.. thats funny!
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  13. 01-28-2004, 08:35 PM #13
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    lmao...nuff said
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    Bouncer I remember when you use to be
    one of the more stable Mods on the board..

    Now you are about as ****ed up as my
    crazy ass... I like the new Bouncer...

    funny stuff...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    Some porno. You want to finish off your porno session but your embroiled in some posts here so you keep losing your super hard erection ?

    **** it pisse's me off every time.
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    lol I been there too..
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  16. 01-28-2004, 10:04 PM #16
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    ****....I was just thinking about how that really pissed me off...by the time I'm done....I'm all out of batteries. Finally I learned how to split screen ;-), got a vibrator that plugs in.... and now I can do BOTH.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Commando Barbi......Am I going to have to add your name along with Bouncers to the new Rules And Regs section????

    Actually, it has a whole different appeal when I think about you doing that!! lol

    But Bouncer....eewwwwww....PERVERT!!

    peace,

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    LOL I am just trying to keep my post count up!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously....it was either reply to this one or Party Boys post on banging some poor chick, videoing it and selling it to everyone and telling him what an A$$ he is.

    This was the better option.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL I am just trying to keep my post count up!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously....it was either reply to this one or Party Boys post on banging some poor chick, videoing it and selling it to everyone and telling him what an A$$ he is.

    This was the better option.
    haha... shoulda chimed in on party's thread.. im offering 500$ for donkeys and horses...
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    why waste all that testosterone masturbating????? I find my sexual frustration tranlates to better lifting
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    haha... shoulda chimed in on party's thread.. im offering 500$ for donkeys and horses...
    You are a sick fcuk too!!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdawg21
    why waste all that testosterone masturbating????? I find my sexual frustration tranlates to better lifting
    Cause it feels good??????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You are a sick fcuk too!!!!!


    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Cause it feels good??????
    YA!! That's right!!
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    LOL Ok your secret is safe with me. ...... me and everyone on the board LOL
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    We spelled a dirty word...uh oh!
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    ok... cool. I am safe..

    until someone does a google search on bigol'legs and sees my posts about barnyard animals... haha

    and if your wondering... my name does come up on the search..
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    And your pictures with them???????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    There better not be horses and donkeys in the pictures with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    And your pictures with them???????
    they just come up with posts ive made on ibb and AR..

    try it.. i bet your name pops up 2
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    yup, its happened to me too bro. very odd
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    they just come up with posts ive made on ibb and AR..

    try it.. i bet your name pops up 2
    Ya....**** it. I went on a date with Bamaslama and our pic was taken without my permission. I tried to get those negatives before they went public but I wasn't successful.

    Chit
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    SOme on give my assualt weapons thread a bump
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    Why would I want to do that?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    More like 6-7 different porno sites and AR.
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