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  1. 01-29-2004, 04:13 PM #1
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    A better Catholic joke

    A priest is taking confession when he is hit with the sudden urge to crap. As he is heading for the bathroom he stops and grabs the janitor to take confession for him. "People come in, tell you their sins, and then you tell them to do what you think is right and say some Hail Marys and then they leave."

    The janitor is there a while when a man comes in and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I cheated on my wife."
    The janitor replies "Tell your wife and say 10 Hail Marys. " The man leaves.

    A few minutes later another man comes in and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I killed a man."
    The janitor tells him "Turn yourself in and say 50 Hail Marys."

    A woman comes in a little later and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I gave my husband a blowjo.b."
    The janitor is stumped. He doesn't think that there's anything wrong with getting a bj from your wife, in fact he likes them. So he grabs an altar boy and says "Hey kid, what does the priest give for a bj?"

    The kid replies straight faced "Two Snickers bars and a can of Coke"

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  2. 01-29-2004, 04:15 PM #2
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    now that's a catholic joke...lmao...
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    lmao..............good one bro......
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    haha...thats some sick funny stuff there....i wonder why catholic preachers like little boys???
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  5. 01-29-2004, 04:50 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    haha...thats some sick funny stuff there....i wonder why catholic preachers like little boys???
    why does michael jackson like little boys?

    some questions will never be answered...
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  6. 01-29-2004, 04:54 PM #6
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    and cb knows from expirence
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  7. 01-29-2004, 04:56 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    and cb knows from expirence
    very funny...
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