01-29-2004, 09:46 AM #1
Finally got tired of my wife bossing me around!
That's right! I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to
a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home and finished the it by the time I pulled into my driveway.
I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face I said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," she said.
I swear I can never win!
01-29-2004, 09:49 AM #2
wow, shes got tight hold on that *cough* leash *cough* lol
01-29-2004, 09:52 AM #3
Hahaha Ive only been gone 2 days but i sure missed you bro
01-29-2004, 10:02 AM #4
Know what the difference in a wife and a girlfriend is???
when you ask for them to bring you a beer..
the girlfriend gets up from sitting on your lap and goes gets on... (she might spit in it for ya) always ask her to not open it for ya...........
The wife... tells you to bring her one too.............
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01-29-2004, 10:04 AM #5Originally Posted by palme
01-29-2004, 10:26 AM #6
lmao...i needed that jugg!
01-29-2004, 12:25 PM #7Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
01-29-2004, 12:38 PM #8Originally Posted by palme
01-29-2004, 12:40 PM #9
No...Mass told me to get a paper bag instead. Paper helps keep the warm in...
01-29-2004, 12:47 PM #10Originally Posted by palme
01-29-2004, 01:03 PM #11Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
01-29-2004, 01:49 PM #12
Jugg I have a Q,what's going to happen when you and palme finally hook up and he becomes the boss of the house and you the biotch???Another psychiatrist perhaps or many threads on your masculinity?????
Inquiring minds would like to know
01-29-2004, 02:04 PM #13Originally Posted by Da Bull
Oh, you are so off the list of people we're inviting to the house warming party now! Keep it up and we'll scratch you off the christmas list as well. hahahahahaha
01-29-2004, 02:08 PM #14Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
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