Thread: The first time I met Jugg
01-30-2004, 07:16 AM #1
The first time I met Jugg
It was about ten years ago and i was living in Florida. I was always looking for ways to make some extra money. I went to this big doctors building downtown to donate sperm. I stepped on the elevator and following me was Jugg. I said hey bro what floor? He said the second, Its a blood bank and they give 35 bucks for blood. I said cool I'm going to the fourth floor they are a sperm bank and they give $400.00 for fresh sperm. Well two weeks went by and I needed some more money so I headed back to the office. Low and behold who was following me in the elevator? It was Juggy. So I asked second floor bro? He looked at me with his mouth completely full, shook his head and held up 4 fingers. Don't look down on him guys and gals, It was the only way he knew to keep it warm.
Cum drunk Juggy.
01-30-2004, 07:25 AM #2
I thought he liked it on his face
01-30-2004, 07:33 AM #3Originally Posted by mass junkie
01-30-2004, 07:47 AM #4
Hes still making money the new way....not as much but at least we're all happy
01-30-2004, 08:27 AM #5
Juggy brush your teeth.
01-30-2004, 08:36 AM #6
and comb your hair....the little bit that you have
01-30-2004, 08:50 AM #7
Very old school joke there... it started as a blonde joke.... but a good one is a good one.........The answer to your every question
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01-30-2004, 01:09 PM #8
There I was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding my own business when all of a sudden Mart comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks me clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
I think to myself "Geez," but I get back up on the stool and start drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- Mart knocks me down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So I'd had enough of this... I get up, brush myself off and quietly leave.
I was gone for an hour or so.
When I return, without saying a word, I walk up behind the idiot and --BONK!!-- bang mart off his stool, knocking him out cold.
I look at the bartender and say, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."
01-30-2004, 01:15 PM #9Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
01-30-2004, 01:22 PM #10
Good come back jugg
01-30-2004, 01:50 PM #11
That was a gay comeback
01-30-2004, 01:53 PM #12
I thought it was funny nonetheless!!
01-30-2004, 02:17 PM #13Originally Posted by mass junkie
01-30-2004, 04:40 PM #14Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
he likes to be roasted.. and baked and marinateed..
01-30-2004, 05:04 PM #15CutieFace Guest
Hey Juggy.....*wink* getting close
01-30-2004, 05:43 PM #16Originally Posted by mass junkie
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