I Did A Bad Thing At The Gym Last Nite

[Animal Cracker]

First off, I am not a violent man. I have never been an instigator of trouble or violence...ever! Being calm, laid back, and one that prefers to let things go, I have never looked to fight or bully others. Last night something tripped my switch...I was in the gym, on the Eliptical trainer. While getting down to some Cradle of Filth, I hear some shouting. I look over and some chubby kid, with a rather large FUBU, crushed-velvet looking warmer suit, and North Carolina hat that is spund backwards, is standing in front of the nautilus machines yelling at them. as he lunges forward with raised arms, almost epileptic-like..." And what?? And What.??", he yells at the machines loudly, each time he finishes a set. Now, the gym is not a its peak hours, but it is rather full..5 TVs blarring, and I have on headphones with "music" that is really just yelling and grunting, reminicent of my many bowel movements...so for someone to yell and overpower all of this noise, is being just a bit loud!
I finish my normal Cardio routine, my work-out partner wants to pass the medicine ball...so we move to the corner and begin to do so.. Ol'chubby is still taunting the machines.." You cants phase me..sucka ass nigga.".."Whats you gots.."..this goes on for quite sometime...this just got to me, so I hit him in the head with the medicine ball..8lb'er..He dropped rather hard..of course when Coolio hit the deck it made a thud..folks came over..looked at him..saw the ball not so far from him..called a Corpsman..woke him up..said he got hit by the ball..I said he walked into it..they bought it! I sort of feel bad!

[50%Natural]

that is a funny ass story bama

[cjp85]

Haha, why the hell was he yelling at the machines?

[50%Natural]

was he yelling light weight, light weight baby....throwing the 25's around?

[Swellin]

Congratulations! I think you deserve some sort of award.
Don't feel bad..that dip**** was needing some help, and you provided it.

[monster.]

Lmfaooooooooooooo....I wish i would of saw that kid drop!!!!

[Animal Cracker]

I could not believe it at first..this cat was yelling..taunitng the nautilus machines..at fist I thought he was jack-assing around with someone..My W/out partner nudged me and pointed ol'boy out..just kept yelling "WHATS UP KNOW BITCH ASS?!" ..AT THE MACHINES!!! What a moron! After I pegged him in the noggin..My W.out partner couldnt resist it..he had to give him "Get yo; bitchass up!"...of course the chubby-gangsta was seeing stars...so he didnt respond.

[spywizard]

And so it goes, and so it goes............

There is a light in the horizon... could it be..........yes it is.............justice.....

[GeoQuadzilla]

That was definitely worth the read

[50%Natural]

Now that I think about it bama, you should have hit him in the nuts...now that would have been awesome. Take out via ko is good to but hit in the balls? ****...

[Swellin]

"Get yo; bitchass up!"

This just keeps getting better. Are you sure you are not just taking up Hoss' slack and posting some garbage for the fun of it?

If so...keep going. This one has been a riot!

If not, this one has still been a riot

[Lostsoul]

Bama that is absolutely friggin hilarious, i'm laughin my ass off bro seriously haha, cool story.

[LuvMuhRoids]

Dude I love bro's like you. I would have hit him too.

this just got to me, so I hit him in the head with the medicine ball..8lb'er

[Roidfever]

LOL, I almost **** my pants reading this.

[Shud]

hahaha.....thats some funny sh*t man........

[Ambulance]

sucka azz n*cka lol im gonna try that next time im doing cardio lol

[Animal Cracker]

Not picking up any slack...I felt compelled to pelt this dude in the pumpkin...I have never had such a feeling before. I suppose it was the silliness or stupidity of this guy. it seemed almost comical at first, kind of like ": Man..look at this jag-off.." But once I realized that this balloon-head was serious, and really getting pumped at the machines " raise-up..muhfukah"...I had to let him have it...It was almost automatic.

[LORDBLiTZ]

was he yelling light weight, light weight baby....throwing the 25's around?

LMFFFFFFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG!!! That made my day

[USfighterFC]

LMAO that's a great story.....I probably would have thought about doing that but I doubt I would have done it.

[chicamahomico]

Bama, for sheer entertaiment value this story rivals the tales of your massive dumps.

[Phillyboy1]

that is funny as ish, your a number 1 in my book, i wish i could do that almost every other day in my gym

[allsaucedup]

bro that is freaking halarious will you come to my gym and knock some freaks out

[Cali]

LMAO!!! Nice!!!

Could have used that when the "trainer" was walking me through new member orientation and showing me how to use the back machine telling me it was an ab machine, or when he couldn't get the stairmasters to work and said he'd call maintenance to get them fixed when he was using it wrong.

[mike4820]

Best story I heard all day. I gotta tell you the worst thing aobut the gym is putting up with assholes. Fat shlubbes come in wearing designer clothes, pushing sO hard their going to blow their "O" ring out. That lasts for about a week and then you never see them again. Only to be replaced by another faT BODY.

I'm not encouraging it, but sure did make me laugh.

[Da Bull]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........another classic post by Bama

[Babyweight]

LOL, I almost **** my pants reading this.

My exact thoughts!!!!

[JGK]

Wow, wish I'd been there, woulda laughed my ass off at tha playa rofl

[Dude-Man]

well done.

[hoss827]

kick ass bro, lol

[sigrabbit]

I can't stop laughing!!!! Nice work bro.

[bigol'legs]

thats was cool... i can just picture the impact... and his blank face.. dropping.. LOL

[Swellin]

I had to come badck to this thread...for another visualization and a big laugh. Nice work Bama.

[Bigboy123]

Thats funny as hell..



Yo 50, my freind got me started doin that when he was spottin me on the 130's for sets of 8 for dumbell shoulder presses... Hey at least it wasnt 25's...

was he yelling light weight, light weight baby....throwing the 25's around?

[Stea7jjdyEddie]

That is some funny a** Sh*T!!!!!!!!!! Good Job!!!!

[jbol]

good for you,there is a guy that works at the gym i go to,he just cleans the equipment,but he is always talking to the machines,himself,and whatever or whoever else is in the area,hes not all there(retarded i guess) anyways its hard to work out when hes around,i would never hit him or anything cuz i know that hes not all there,but its just annoying.good story though.....

[Xavier_4446]

Man you shouldn't feel bad at all. I hate stupid AS* people like that.

[cb25]

the more i think about it...i don't think it's a bad thing at all...more of a public service.

in fact, i think you should re-name this thread "i've done you all a service. you can thank me later"

[tryingtogetbig]

"public service" lol! I love it.

peace,

ttgb

[BrownBomber]

HLY FCKIN SHT!!!!!!!!! I can't breath. The story itslef is funny as hell but thh way you quoted that kid almost made me piss myslef....."You cants phase me..sucka ass nigga.".."Whats you gots"

Your hilarious man!
BB

[Elliot]