Mr. Charles Glass III
Character Profile
This guy is the almighty Personal Training Co-Ordinator in his gym of employment. Because of his employment status, he automatically assumes he's the best trainer...in the world. He's not only the worst type of trainer to have, but he's also the worst type of trainer to work with. He's constantly supplying you with facts and statistics that seem as bull**** as his mullet, shaved head or buzz cut. Not only does he provide you with useless information, but he also tries to help you 'improve' on your training skills and abilites by having the balls to try and correct you...on everything you do. This guy typically has some good body parts, but he emphasizes them too much and neglects his weak body parts because of his ego. He's generall all Biceps, Chest and/or Lats. He doesn't do any compound presses or squats because he's convinced they're not necessary and will preach that to anyone. Everything he does is with 'safety' first in mind...or atleast that's what he tells his clients and his training buddies.
What to do during an encounter
The best way to survive this encounter is to do one of two things. One, you can agree with this guy for the sake of ending the conversation, or you can question everything he says....which will ultimatley encourage a lengthy conversation of which majority of it will be filled with Statistics and random facts. I would suggest putting your headphones on full blast and ignoring the somma bitch.