Here's a challenge...for my AR family

**Commando_Barbi** · 01-31-2004, 06:25 PM

Make me smile, make me laugh....bring me out of this depression.

Go ahead...make my day.

P.s...like my new avatar?

**bermich** · 01-31-2004, 06:30 PM

I need a blowie

**mass junkie** · 01-31-2004, 06:30 PM

How do you make a Hormone?

Dont Pay her

**hoss827** · 01-31-2004, 06:31 PM

I like your avatar...CB, you don't look your age. You're a beautiful woman with an amazing smile, who deserves to find a good guy ..Everything will be okay!

--Hoss

**hoss827** · 01-31-2004, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

How do you make a Hormone? LMAO!!!!!

Dont Pay her

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

**cb25** · 01-31-2004, 06:38 PM

i like the new avatar...but i have to keep reminding myself who you are, since you don't have the old avatar...

don't know if this will help...but ESPN has an animated skit - the superbowl halftime show featuring j-lo, michael jackson, britney spears, and saddam...it's halfway amusing...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/index

or maybe i'm just easily entertained...but i hope ya feel better

**monster.** · 01-31-2004, 06:44 PM

This should get a chuckle out of you barbi.. I like the avatar too..

http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/org-calc.html

**monster.** · 01-31-2004, 06:44 PM

needs volume

**Commando_Barbi** · 01-31-2004, 06:46 PM

Thanks guys.....I'll bring the commando back one of these days.....I'm just not feeling very commando like right now.

**peam** · 01-31-2004, 06:56 PM

I'll sing to you...... SomeWHERE over the rainbow... way up high. I know I'm not the best singer but at least it's good for a laugh. There's this little guy happy bunny. It says the funniest things. I'm gonna find some of them and post um up here for you. The avatar looks cool too.

**Commando_Barbi** · 01-31-2004, 07:00 PM

TY Peam....I can almost hear you.

**peam** · 01-31-2004, 07:09 PM

alright I have soooo many of these little pictures to put up... I hope it works

**peam** · 01-31-2004, 07:10 PM

moreto come in a minute...

**cb25** · 01-31-2004, 07:22 PM

lol...i love happy bunny

**peam** · 01-31-2004, 07:26 PM

more

**peam** · 01-31-2004, 07:28 PM

and more

**cb25** · 01-31-2004, 07:46 PM

well, i hope you made barbi's day...

but one way or another, you've thoroughly entertained me

**Red Ketchup** · 01-31-2004, 08:06 PM

Only one thing cheers me up when I am down...

Looney Tunes!!!!

Watching Buggs Bunny's "Barber of Seville" right now

from the uncensored DVD

wooo!

Go on, get yourself some looney tunes!

Red

**Babyweight** · 01-31-2004, 08:12 PM

Jeez Peam..... those got me smiling...

**spywizard** · 01-31-2004, 08:21 PM

Hope these help...

Smile........... Look forward.... that's why our eyes are on the front of our faces, and not behind, or on the sides...

Peace

ttuPrincess · 01-31-2004, 08:35 PM

When Im down I always read some good ol' Tucker Max... can't beat it... the stories are kind of long, but I promise they will make you laugh!
Go to www.tuckermax.com and click on the Belligerence and Debachery on the left side and read the Sushi Pants story, or the Chili hookup incident

Happy Reading!

**mass junkie** · 01-31-2004, 08:38 PM

Anything on here will make you smile... http://www.joecartoon.com

**Red Ketchup** · 01-31-2004, 09:25 PM

Of course there is always the funny pics to make ya smile

**Red Ketchup** · 01-31-2004, 09:27 PM

Ahhh another one... so twisted!

**Juggernaut** · 01-31-2004, 09:39 PM

Something funny ….something funny…….all right

Back in my senior year of high school I had two crazy friends and team mates, Whack (Charles) and Big K (Kelvin). These two were always pulling jokes on each others and anyone else if they so desired.

We’re all in the weight room for a routine workout one afternoon right after school let out for the day. Kelvin was standing at the door, holding it open as he was hitting on this girl sitting in a bus close to the building. He’s laying his game out for this lass and never even noticed Whack come up behind him and jerk his shorts down, at which time everyone learns K was going commando that day. Of course we’re all on the floor laughing and the young lady on the bus was three shades of red……however my man K doesn’t even flinch. He waved good-by, let the door close, jerked his shorts up and then chased Whack all over the football field swearing he’d get him back.

A few days later I’m walking into the locker room to drop off some gear and I see K at Whacks locker. When I first walked in he tried to hide what he was doing but after he saw it was me he goes back to his task. I walk over and he was rubbing Atomic Balm on Whacks thigh, butt and shine pads. Now if you don’t know what atomic bomb is it’s like Ben-gay times 100. It heats up as body temp and sweat increases. Of course I wasn’t going to tell Whack, that would just spoil a good laugh.

Later that afternoon we’re all out doing warm-ups before practice. After a few minutes Whack starts to twitch with discomfort but he has no idea what it is. Every few minutes it gets worse and worse until he’s running around the field screaming “I’m on fire, I’m on fire!” No one knows what’s going on and are sort of just standing watching the whole event. Coach yells at Whack “Boy what the hell is wrong with you?” Whack, as he runs by on his way to the showers yells “I don’t know coach but I’m burning up. Coach knew something was up when he saw K on the ground crying….hell I was five different colors trying to keep a straight face.

Kelvin got three hits with coach’s paddle (2x4 w/nails haha) for that stunt but K said it wasn’t bad at all……………….coach was laughing so much his heart wasn’t in it.

**tuna** · 01-31-2004, 09:51 PM

thats a funny story man now if that dont cheer you up just think of whack. everytime you get fed up up think of whack ina sold shower and juggernougt laughing his ass off on the pitch great story man

**Elliot** · 01-31-2004, 10:30 PM

This is hoss's real picture..

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by cb25

well, i hope you made barbi's day...

but one way or another, you've thoroughly entertained me

Yes....it did ty guys.

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by tuna

thats a funny story man now if that dont cheer you up just think of whack. everytime you get fed up up think of whack ina sold shower and juggernougt laughing his ass off on the pitch great story man

LOL that was a great story...ty.

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Elliot

This is hoss's real picture..

Poor Hoss. AR bullseye painted on his a$$!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-01-2004, 12:17 AM

I love you CB. I of all people know what great things lay ahead in your future. You have more than one family looking out for you now. Youre my baby and you have my support in your quest. Cheer up and gimme hug!

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

I love you CB. I of all people know what great things lay ahead in your future. You have more than one family looking out for you now. Youre my baby and you have my support in your quest. Cheer up and gimme hug!

Thank you sooo much LMR. You can't even begin to understand how much what you said meant to me.

Hugs and kisses back to you....

C.B.

**AbsolutelyLethal** · 02-01-2004, 12:51 AM

I think that story happens to every football team...One kid on our team got biofreeze in his jockstrap...He ran on the field, started warm ups, and ran right off into the showers....

**Da Bull** · 02-01-2004, 12:55 AM

OK CB,I know you have tons on your mind right now...new job,moving,doctors and the list goes on....That's enough to put anyone in a funk,but your stronger than that sweetheart,your a tough,smart women.I have a great deal of respect for you,so now get over this funk thing,put back up your old avatar and let's move on OK?

Take care CB

DB

LM1332 · 02-01-2004, 03:30 AM

might be not as good as everyone elses but

LM1332 · 02-01-2004, 03:33 AM

this is so cute

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

OK CB,I know you have tons on your mind right now...new job,moving,doctors and the list goes on....That's enough to put anyone in a funk,but your stronger than that sweetheart,your a tough,smart women.I have a great deal of respect for you,so now get over this funk thing,put back up your old avatar and let's move on OK?

Take care CB

DB

I was just telling someone else that it's time to put it back. I will do that tomorrow.

Ty Bull....You are right...just a lot of pressure right now. I am doing better

Ty all you've been great.

C.B.

**Da Bull** · 02-01-2004, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

I was just telling someone else that it's time to put it back. I will do that tomorrow.

Ty Bull....You are right...just a lot of pressure right now. I am doing better

Ty all you've been great.

C.B.

Take care girl

so Commando Barbi will be back...........sorry I just love your old avatar

DB

**Commando_Barbi** · 02-01-2004, 03:58 AM

Trying to decide. Thinking that I need to have a naked man with nice abs, chest and arms.....since most the men on here have half dressed women. Only fair for the female members.

**daman1** · 02-01-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Trying to decide. Thinking that I need to have a naked man with nice abs, chest and arms.....since most the men on here have half dressed women. Only fair for the female members.

completely agree. thats why you can have me